JUMP TO COMMENTS
Previous
Next

Pokémon Porn Parody ‘Strokémon’ Finally Makes Sense Of All This

061815_pokemonpornparodyfeat-600x450[1]

Finally, something good comes out the Pokémon Go madness. Forget the Pokémon Go game, certain to lead kids to guns and the government to your deepest secrets. Even forget the anime Pokémon porn (I watched, not good). A pokémon porn parody exists, aptly titled “Strokémon.”

Strokémon tells the tale of Gash, who is “trained to be the very best” and “touched so many balls.” Alright. Solid skills for a man starring in a Pokémon porn flick. Gash is joined by his faithful friend and a mega-babe Dikachu. The yellow body paint and pointed ears take nothing away from Dikachu’s bone-ability, who is played by Rizzo Ford, an exceptional and professional performer.

this-insane-pokemon-porn-parody-will-absolutely-ruin-your-childhood-469388[1]

The team must catch Strokémon such as Fisty and Cock, who appear to be played by sex toys.

This makes sense to me. Some healthy, professional adult actors chasing around dildos they will (spoiler alert!) use on one another. I stand behind Strokémon. Unlike Pokémon Go, this film is something grown ups should enjoy without any guilt.

SOURCE

JUMP TO COMMENTS
Previous
Next
Please wait...

And Now... A Few Links From Our Sponsors

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!