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This Is What Porn For The Blind Sounds Like

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In an effort to make jacking off easier for people with visual impairment or blindness, Pornhub launched a “described video” vertical. It’s kind of like an audio book, but instead of narrating a piece of literature, a female voice actor, or Pornhub’s social media maven, Pornhub Aria, describes, in gory detail, the action in a crank film.

From Huffington Post:

The female narrators fill in the details for visually impaired viewers, describing the setting, the actors, what positions they are in and even their outfits.

For instance, one video begins: “A white woman in a cheap-looking red power suit sits next to a tall, white, lanky, middle-aged man with brown hair, a white shirt, a gray suit and a red-striped tie.”

Trust us, it gets slightly more exciting after that.

So far, the selection of videos comprises straight, gay, bi, and porn geared to a female audience. In other words, it sounds like the skin flick streaming service is trying to cater to every particular preference and orientation.

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The project is helmed by Pornhub Cares, the service’s philanthropic division. Yes, a streaming porn site has a philanthropic branch. Other causes championed by Pornhub Cares include a $25,000 scholarship, a fundraising campaign for various breast cancer charities, and a campaign against domestic violence.

Now if they could just get Susan Sarandon to narrate a few videos, the project would really take off.

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