PORN STAR, ASA AKIRA, Shows Her Tits to Strangers in Times Square for 5$

 

Earlier this week, Asa channeled her inner homelessness and tried herr hand at panhandling.

Which is a joke in and of itself, because I have a vagina AKA an ATM between my legs that guarantees as long as I don’t get disembodied from the waist down, I should have a place to live. Even then, there’s probably someone out there with a legless-torso fetish who likes blowjobs, so I could probably make it work.

WE LEARNED MANY THINGS ON OUR JOURNEY: 1) PANHANDLING IS LEGAL IF IT’S WITHIN THE DESIGNATED AREAS IN TIMES SQUARE; 2) LESS PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY TO SEE MY TITS THAN EITHER OF US HAD IMAGINED; 3) PEOPLE ARE MUCH MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO STOP ON THE STREET IF YOU COMPLIMENT THEM; AND PERHAPS MOST SURPRISING OF ALL, 4) GLENNY AND I HAVE VERY DIFFERENT IDEAS HOW MUCH I SHOULD CHARGE FOR SEX.

 

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