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Call me old-fashioned, but I’ve never slid into a stranger’s direct messages. To me, there is nothing more pathetic than the dudes who comment things like “Beautiful <3” when Jen Selter posts an ass pic. Like what’s the end game there? You’ve got a better chance at scoring by texting your happily married ex a 3 am “U up?” text on a weekday on her new husband’s birthday. Pick your battles.

But who am I to stop creepy ass dudes from throwing a blindfolded Hail Mary to porn stars by sliding into their DMs with outrageously raunchy openers? That’s not a battle I’m capable of combatting. The only one who is fit for that fight is the recipient of the messages. In this case, that person is porn star Summer Brielle.

Summer took to Instagram to expose some of her most aggressive DM sliders. If this is any indication of a typical DM slide, I think I’ll just stick to liking a pic from 136w ago to let them know I’m looking.

I was SO GENEROUS with that black bar you guys … ???

A photo posted by Summer Brielle (@summerxbrielle) on

@mattwallace8 @dailyromance

A photo posted by Summer Brielle (@summerxbrielle) on

Pls clarify ?

A photo posted by Summer Brielle (@summerxbrielle) on

 

Creep Rate: 100%. Success Rate 0%.

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Porn Star, Summer Brielle, Has Hilarious Comebacks To The Men Who Piss Her Off On Social Media

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