Pornhub Offers To Buy Vine For Most Hilarious Reason

Pornhub Offers To Buy Vine For Most Hilarious Reason



Across the world yesterday fans of outdated social media platforms cried out in anguish as Twitter announced its plans to shut down Vine. 

Yes it seemed that the six second video site days were numbered but thankfully everyone’s favourite sticky, slightly creepy but definitely PR savvy company Pornhub has claimed it will save Vine.

In a letter from Pornhub Vice President Corey Price to Twitter CEO Jack Dorse, Price outlined his plans to restore Vine to it’s NSFW glory days.



He wrote: 

We figure since Twitter has dropped (Vine) and is having significant layoffs, that you and your stakeholders could benefit from a cash infusion from the sale of Vine. Not to mention we would be saving Vine gems like ‘Damn Daniel,’ ‘Awkward Puppets’ and many more.

While we’re not sure what he means by NSFW glory, Damn Daniel will always be the platforms magnus opus to us, he did add that six seconds was all most people needed to have a good time, a rather damning statement.


Twitter also revealed it was axing nine per cent of its staff, around 350 people, and Vine was an unfortunate loss as a result of the cutbacks.

At least the 4 people still using Vine can enjoy naked pranks if the deal goes through.


  • Draculya

    The last three seconds is reserved for clean up

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