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First, there’s her amazing sketch of his face. And then there’s this other thing….

A pregnant young woman is on the hunt for the man she shared some passionate condom-breaking sex with some nights ago. The event resulted in a pregnancy, and now she is offering her hookup the chance at fatherhood with a beautifully penned Craigslist Missed Connection.

In her post, the self-proclaimed Mexican-American, who is “5’4″ and weighed 100lbs when we screwed,” admits that she and a man who claimed to be a “business entrepreneur” had sex three times. Then, just like the Holy Ghost, he disappeared.

Good thing she was there, staring face-to-face (and probably other positions) with this gentlemen for three whole sex sessions, so she was able to render his likeness with this captivating drawing:

“I’m no police sketch artist, but I think the resemblance is there.”

“If anybody from the village area recognized this man let him no he has baby son coming [sic].”

I think I “no” that guy. This is definitely the face of a business entrepreneur who got off three times before making a hasty escape.

Now she is looking for him to reappear because that baby is definitely coming. She writes, “If you want to be in the child’s life it will be born soon. I hope you will.”

Unfortunately, she doesn’t have a lot to go on. Right now the only thing she knows about her mysterious sperm contributor (besides his alleged business acumen, broken nose, and his defining wrinkled eyes) is that he is “Middle Eastern” and “tallish.”

Is this you and you still dont think she has enough details to nail you for paternity? Not so fast. She also included this revelatory piece of info:

And there is it. Line up your dicks, boys, because this case is about to get closed.

 

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