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Lisa McElroy, a professor at Thomas R. Kline School of Law at Drexel University, is in some hot water after sending her entire class an email with the link for a video titled “She Loves Her Anal Beads.”

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After further painstaking research by myself, I discovered that the 13 minute and 21 second solo masturbation clip was uploaded to Pornhub two years ago. The tantalizing video has 126,240 views and 75% of viewers recommend it.

Some of the Pornhub users fancied the video so much that they left these delightful verbal bouquets in the comment section:

  • Your use of anal beads is so arousing, not extreme, but extremely please (some of the best amateur porn I’ve seen) 🙂 1
  • damn she looks like fun.
  • Holy fuck this was hot
  • great finish

However Lisa did not lie, this link was interesting.

However not everyone appreciates anal bead porn. The Senior Associate Dean of Students issued this response to the email.

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McElroy, a Harvard Law graduate, has been placed on leave pending an investigation into the matter. One of the deans has since taken over her teaching responsibilities.

Poor Lisa. One minute she’s harmlessly flicking more bean than a Mexican chef with Parkinson’s, and the next she’s helplessly watching her career flash before her eyes due to one click of the “send” button.

If you’re going to spit shine the diamond box, you better be all in. You can’t casually pop back and forth from anal bead videos to emailing “interesting” articles about writing briefs. This is the age old mistake of mixing business with pleasure. Always play it safe, bang it out, and be overwhelmed with guilt afterwards like the rest of us.

But what do I know? Maybe law gets her engine going. I imagine she doesn’t jump right into anal beads. And what is there to investigate? It doesn’t seem like she’s defaulting to the classic “I got hacked” strategy that many before her have shamelessly tossed out. Teach simply slipped up and let her freak flag fly for all to see. That’s it. Is it embarrassing? Sure. Is it a fireable offense? I don’t think so.

McElroy was apparently on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” back in 2010:

She didn’t make it very far, but then again who the fuck would have thought it was Canada there?

SOURCE                                     Submitted by: 1234

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