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Protesters Try To Burn The American Flag In Iowa City, Hero FedEx Dude Saves The Day

What a goddamn hero! FedEx guy! Good work buddy! A bunch of punk ass protesters doing punk ass protester things like trying to burn the American flag and the FedEx dude was having NONE OF IT. They picked the wrong day to protest in Iowa City. FedEx guy stopped delivering packages and saved the damn day. I wanna kiss that FedEx dude on the mouth. Walked right up to the protesters and swiped their flag.

 

Listen, protests are fine. Peaceful protests are a part of this country. Always have been and always will be. But don’t be the asshole who burns the American flag. Don’t do that. I understand people have the right to burn the American flag but that doesn’t mean you should burn the American flag. Those two things are very different. Nothing makes you look like a bigger asshole than burning an American flag on the street. I love how our FedEx hero came back for seconds like, “I know you pieces of shit have a second flag. GIVE IT TO ME!” He even brought a fire extinguisher. H-E-R-O.

 

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

 

Fed-Ex! Fed-Ex! Fed-Ex!

 

#FedExGuy

 

This dude also went all Will Hunting on the protestors and spit straight ether facts so shout out to him

 

And then, after everything was said and done, FedEx Tweets Out That FedEx Guy Will Not Be Fired For Being An American Flag-Saving Hero! Yay FedEx!

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