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A study we posted last week which claimed people who use profanity actually tend to have larger, more developed vocabularies than people who don’t use swear words. That study is 100% worth a read, but that’s not what I’m here to talk about today. Earlier this morning I stumbled across a thread over on AskReddit where people shared the worst insults they knew, have heard, or have used. All of these insults will cut a man to pieces in a matter of seconds, and shockingly NONE of the insults below contain profanity.

That obviously doesn’t mean profanity is useless, because swear words sure as shit serve a good fucking purpose when hurling around bitchy insults. This just goes to show that they aren’t 100% necessary when completely destroying a man’s soul with the turn of a phrase. So without further ado, here are the most savage insults a person can say:


marineturndlegofiend:

Do you realize that people just tolerate you?


marineturndlegofiend:

You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.


Aro769:

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.


Bugodi21:

If you were anymore inbred you would be a sandwich.


_dadbod:

Now I know why everybody talks about you behind your back.


DrMackDDS2014:

If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.


roastsGently:

“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”


SuperFreakonomics:

Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you chose to be.


politicalabsurdist:

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”
~Saki
British (Burman-born) short story author (1870 – 1916)


IDontCareAboutUpvote:

I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.


salthesalute:

your gene pool could use a little chlorine


normalcyisdead:

Honey, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.


solipsistence:

“You look like a before picture.”


kodokujishin:

“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs”
Thanks, dad.


that-one-man:

Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want.


rydawgis:

You coffin dodging oxygen thief.


sceliak:

You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.


not_falling_down:

You will be utterly forgotten.


crewchief535:

“Bless your heart.” Southern code for “you’re a fucking retard.”


DuckSaber:

What doesn’t kill you…disappoints me.


Malawi_no:

I treasure the time i don’t spend with you.


Quadsimotto:

You’re like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.


HONORABLE MENTION (me):

What is it with you and failure?

 

Source

REDDITORS REVEAL – The Meanest, Most Cruel Insults A Human Being Can Say And Shockingly NONE Of Them Contain Profanity

 

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