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The more you know the better… And lucky for all of us the wonderful people of Reddit  came together and posted 1000s of different tips you need in your life.

I knew a guy who was raised in a church family, when he got to college his mind was blown! Not all of us are born pros like the people on Reddit.

Here are the 31 best tips that you should be using now:

1. Cold water cleans off cum better than hot.

2. If you’re not open about what you like, you’ll never get what you need.

3. Pee after sex

4. Keep your toys clean.

5. Wash your butt

6. If in doubt, get that paternity test.

7. Hydrogen peroxide makes blood vanish.

8. Pillow under the hips.

9. If you are quick on the draw, get good at oral. If she cums because of your tongue, she won’t judge too harshly that you lasted 5 minutes.

5d256d1b38b5d2f1ffff80abffffd523[1]10. It’s lower than you think.

11. Lick it before you stick it.

12. If you ever wonder if you’re actually attracted to someone, or just find them sexually attractive, masturbate and then consider it.

13. For the love of god get some spit on that dick, we don’t want yo sandpaper cat tongue all up in our dickholes.

14. The quality of sex has absolutely nothing to do with duration.

15. Don’t move when I move. I move to get you to the right place.

16. It has been scientifically proven that women with warm feet have more orgasms. Have your girl leave her socks on. No joke, hit the Google.

17. If you’re spooning with a girl and trying to finger her vagina, go in from behind her. MUCH easier to get to it than going from the front.

18. If you want to increase the volume and distance of your ejaculate, don’t masturbate for at least 3 days. Then, the day you’re going to have sex, masturbate to the brink of orgasm 2 or 3 times but don’t go over (you’ll probably give yourself blue balls doing this, you’ll just have to grit your teeth and bear it). When you have sex with your lady friend, you’ll be able to give her a Peter North-style money shot.

19. If you’re getting railed from behind, reach back and jiggle the balls. Gently.

20. If she says “don’t stop” that doesn’t mean fuck faster or harder or any other stupid shit… Continue doing exactly what you are

21. Make sure you don’t friction burn his dick off with your desert mouth, NO TEETH, don’t be afraid to use your hands, surprise him with a finger in the pooper, throw pepper in his face when he comes. 10/10 blowjob

22. Whatever it is. You want a finger up your ass? You want to be choked? Slapped? Wrong angle? More lube? Dirty talk? Orgy with twelve brunettes, grandma and a midget? Whatever it is, just ask for it. There’s a chance you’ll have awesome sex. If they don’t want that, they’re simply gonna say no. Nothing horrifying is going to happen.

23. Unless you want to become a pornstar, a styler/trimmer will take care of most of your pubes in one fifth of the time it takes you to completely shave them off.

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24. When she says ‘don’t wear a condom’ wear one..

25. Foreplay is key. Suck on those titties, touch every part of her body, neck kisses, stomach kisses, booty kisses. Don’t just stick your dick in and expect her to be wet. (Unless she specifically asks for that, then chances are she is good to go) Make her beg for your dick. Make her writhe and squirm and ache to be full. Talk about how naughty she is or tease her or do whatever dirty talk you two do together. Then when she (or you) can’t stand it any longer, that’swhen you fuck her silly.

26. An unplanned finger in the butt may lead to an accidental knee to the head/face

27. Don’t put a ring on stupid. Most people get divorced because of the good enough for meprinciple. If it’s not Good, run.

28. Brush the back of your tongue when you brush your teeth; you’ll suck dick better and not gag as easily!

29. Organic Coconut Oil. Best lube ever. Great for skin. Smells and tastes great. Not to be used with latex condoms.

30. This isn’t a NSFW sex tip but still a good tip: If you want to get a better position at work kill the person in that position. Keep killing the replacements until they hire you.

And finally:

tips[1]31. Anal Sex Protips:

Make sure she says yes. Going in for a surprise thrust will result in her being in pain, being pissed off at you, and not trusting you to do butt stuff with her ever again.

Once she says yes, lube. Not just for you, but for her. It’s new, it’s tight and it’s ultra sensitive. Lube her up and if she says more, use more.

Finger it first. Get her use to things inside in butt before you go balls deep. It will also allow you to gauge how she likes her butt played with so when you start, you can make her enjoy it as much as possible.

When you finally make that plunge, start slow. Ease her into it and let her call the shots. If she says too deep, just play around with the first inch or so till she wants you to go deeper. If she only wants you to go an inch inside, either make it work or accept that it will take some time to gain her trust.

Once you’re having some sweaty buttsex, here are some things to remember:

There might be a bit of poop. You know where you’re playing and life isn’t a porno. Have baby wipes and paper towels around for any accidents.

Use a towel. Plan ahead and have a towel handy because lube is messy and her butt can be a bit messy too.

If she says no in the future after a couple rounds of butt sex, don’t force her. She could be constipated, having cramps or just not be in the mood. You need that green light for the go ahead.

Don’t expect ass to mouth. That’s nasty.

Don’t do ass to pussy. That’s nasty. Wipe up if you plan on going back into her pussy. She could get a nasty bacterial infection.

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