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Redditors Reveal – Their Sluttiest Moments In Life And Tucker Max Has Nothing On These

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I hope I’m not alone in thinking that each and every one of us has woken up the next morning after a one-night stand (or a hookup that didn’t even last that long), and we didn’t feel particularly good about the decisions we made the night before. Below are collections of the sluttiest stories told by people anonymously on the Internet. It’s often hard to share stories of our sluttiest moments in life for fear of judgment, and that’s bullshit, so major props to all of the people who shared their stories. (via AskReddit):

 

 

TheSlothstranaut:
A milf at a party told me I had a nice beard. I said if she liked it so much she could sit on it.
She did.

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TyPiper93:
— One night, ex gf spends the night. We bone in the morning.
— That afternoon, another ex texts me to tell me she’s at a Tim Horton’s near my house and if I want anything. She brings me an iced capp, we bone.
— That night, I text a third ex and ask if she wants to come watch the Red Wings game. She comes over, we bone.
A bone in the morning, afternoon, and at night – with three ex gf’s. Good day.


riezB4Guys:
Met a guy at a party, started grinding, within 5 minutes his hand was down my pants, we made our way to his tent and he started to take my clothes off but realized he didn’t have a condom so he called his friend and soon enough the whole party was on a hunt to find a condom for us (I guess nobody actually thought to bring one???). Eventually, someone brings us one. The guy delivers.

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sharings_caring:
Went to Reykjavik for new years with 2 guy friends and after one night out we all bring girls back to our apartment to play drinking games. We each kind of pair off with specific girls, but it later transpires that ‘my’ one has a boyfriend. I walk her home, and when I get back I hear sex noises from one of the bedrooms. I’m now annoyed that I didn’t get laid, and walk to the bathroom. One of the remaining girls walks out in just a towel. It kind of falls away, and she carries on walking to the bedroom where sex noises are coming from. Now naked, she turns round to me at the door and says ‘are you joining?’ Without thinking I say ‘ok’, she turns back to the room and casually announces ‘I guess it’s a five-way now…’


precope:
I went in to the bathroom of a dive bar, took off my panties and threw them away. They were the “granny panties” I had worn specifically to prevent myself from hooking up with a guy. My sober thinking was that I would be too embarrassed to undress in front of him, knowing that I had these seriously unsexy unders on. “Fuck that!” said my drunk self, “Throw those things away and get to sexaytimes even faster!” Score one for my drunk self.
Oh, and I also went to work with cum in my hair the next morning.

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Lazeeboy2003:
Getting my ass eaten by one girl while I 69’ed with another girl.
Even if I suffer debilitating dementia in my old age, I’ll remember that one.


Buwaro:
Got super drunk on SOCO 100 proof, apparently kicked a guy out from our party that was trying to molest a passed out chick sleeping in my bed. Went home with the fat neighbor that was 10 years older than me. Woke up the next day in her bed, grabbed my stuff and left without saying anything. Went home, showered off my shame and came out of the bathroom to see the girl I had rescued from creepy molester guy was up and hanging out on the couch. Sit down next to her, and while we were talking all the sudden she says “Did you just ask me if I want to fuck?” I say no, confused for a second, then she says “Oh, because that would be awesome.” I picked her up and carried her into my bedroom to have sex with a second woman in less than 24 hours.
Not exactly crazy, but it was definitely my sluttiest moment.

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hulk_hogie:
Fucked a 29 yo “lesbian” at her house while her girlfriend was out of town. Met her at the bar and told her i was 23(was actually 19).Her ex-husband lived there too and actually gave me the condom.
Looking back I think that was all just a lie and they were into cuckolding


ConsummateHack:
A game of spin the bottle which progressively upped the ante until it was sloppy drunk group sex.


VickysTits:
Got my d**k sucked by a chick with no teeth in her car behind a Mcdonalds… I wish I was joking.
Edit: Wow this blew up while I was sleeping. She was around 25 I think? She had a condition (don’t remember what it was) where she had to have all her teeth removed. So before the deed she just kind of popped out her dentures and went at it.


RichTeaAddict:
Had sexual relations with three women at a works Christmas party about 20 years ago, the last women was the one that I had a real crush on and I still live with the shame of her giving her first blowjob to an already double-dipped penis.
That was my apex, been boring ever since.

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DruSparro:
When I was in college, mid 20’s, I went to a strip club with some friends (I’m female). There was this gorgeous stripper there that was on the pole– guys, she looked like Princess Jasmine! Just like her. Covered in sparkles. I wanted her something fierce, not gonna lie.
Went up to the stage, and kept giving her dollars, so she’d do stuff to me (at this particular strip club we used to frequent, the strippers would do things to females that they wouldn’t to men, when given a dollar– lick or bite your neck, straddle you completely and grind, kiss you…), and after her song ended, she leaned over the stage and looked me in the eye with this… considering look, I guess? I’ll never forget the look she gave me. She goes “There is just something about you… do you wanna go into a private room with me?” I just nodded.
She came off the stage, and led me to one of the private dance rooms where they had couches that you could recline on with curtains around them for privacy. We laid down on the couch and stayed there for… 20 minutes? We basically had sex back there. After we were done, she led me back to the main showroom, and actually asked me if I wanted to come back to her apartment with her for some “girl-time” after the club closed. God, I kick myself for not doing it now, but my friends and I had driven from an hour out of town to party there, and I would not have had any way of getting home in the morning… I wanted to. That was the hardest “no” I’ve ever given anyone, and I made sure she knew that I genuinely wanted to, but had no ride home for the morning. God, that was hot. When I’m old and not pretty anymore, I will freaking remember her, and the things she whispered in my ear while we were having “girl-time” on that couch, and smile, and feel like I’m still just a little bit sexy.:)


shitposting_03:
F**ked a girl, raw, I met off craigslist.
We f**ked in her dentist office.

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23baseball3:
I lost my virginity in a movie theater.
During the movie


mexico_46:
Walked into a room at a party, four people were sitting on the sofa. I realized I’d f**ked all four of them within the last year. Walked back out of that room. I don’t even want to know about that conversation.


StupidRobber:
I was paid to have sex.
I am a extremely average white male.

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espeon_ 546:
(Girl) I instigated a game of truth or dare to try to make out with a boy I went out with earlier that night, ended up getting dared to make out with a different boy I met like 20 minutes before and lost my virginity to him in my friend’s sister’s bed.


_Hidden_Agenda_:
When I was like.. 20.. I had an LTR with a woman from Chicago. After we broke up, I met 2 other women online. One of them I was just friends with, the other I intended to hook up with. The one I was going to hook up with lived in Indiana, so I flew there to meet her. She was older than she had said(by 5 years) and had 3 kids.
We hooked up, it was decent. Then the next day I wanted to bail so I called the friend who happened to live one town over. She came and picked me up, drove me to Chicago. We stopped at a hotel along the way and hooked up, then she dropped me off in Chicago at my ex’s place. I stayed with her for 2 days and we hooked up both nights I was there before I flew home.


tdasnowman:
Got jerked off by 7 women who wanted to see my pierced d**k.

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