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most awful thing boyfriend girlfriend did

Once again it’s time to visit the treasure trove of too much information over at “Ask Reddit.” Today we have a topic that will probably hit too close to home for some of you. The question posed by Redditor Roamifyouwanto today is, “What is the most awful thing a former girl/boyfriend/date has done to you?”

As one would expect there are a lot of broken hearts that need mending in a survey such as this, but those aren’t the things that made some of the answers stand out. Oh no. As usual it was the more bizarre, shake-your-head type of stories that we’ll be focusing on here today. (Some broken heart stories still qualify for their weirdness, however, as you will see.)

Here are some of the best… or would it be worst? Read and decide…

It was a minor league hockey game, he brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom the game ended and they forgot about me. ~ Snapxdragon

Dated a girl for fourish years in high school and never had sex. We break up, 10 months later she pops out a kid fathered by one of my childhood friends. ~ evergreensliketrains

So I’m very shy and hadn’t dated for awhile but there was this girl I was really interested in so I finally worked up the nerve to ask her out. However she wasn’t interested in me and neatly bait-and-switched me into somehow going out on a blind date with her friend instead. Still a date after so long without is a date and I decided to make it a good one…. reservations to a really nice restaurant, theater tickets, then watching the fireworks from the roof of my building that had a great view of the National Mall (this was 4th of July weekend in Washington D.C.).

I picked her up and was surprised that she was cute and seemed intelligent and funny. Small talk seemed to be working well right from the start. We went to the restaurant first. It was a place on the top floor of a hotel… great big picture windows overlooking the capital building and staff in formal-wear. Looked over the menu and we both ordered.

Then she excused herself to go wash her hands. She didn’t come back. Haven’t dated since. ~varthalon

I once dated this insanely hot girl as a revenge tactic for my ex. Didn’t really enjoy her company, and she seemed like a bit of a shitshow anyways, but I digress.  Halloween 2011, she got fucked up on speed and ended up kicking the shit out of me, broke into my house, and stole $4000 worth of my shit, including my les paul. ~ socialsmoker

Slashed my tires because I was on the phone to my mom. ~ Urs_Grafik

Borrowed ~$1,000 from me to fly her ex-boyfriend in from Spain while I was on a business trip.

She told me she needed the money in order to pay back an advance she had taken out at her job. Admittedly, I was preoccupied with work and I didn’t think much about it until I got back and noticed a marked shift in the way she acted around me.

It didn’t take much investigation for her whole lie to collapse in on itself. My stepmother was the Benefits/HR Manager at her company. When I called her and asked her to look into the details of the advance, she informed me that they didn’t permit payroll advances.

I confronted her and the whole can of worms opened up. She had been corresponding with her Andalusian ex-lover for months and realized she was still in love with him. She had actually planned the whole thing for weeks but–and here’s the real kick in the dick– was afraid to use her own money in case I found out and kicked her out of the apartment.

I mean– that sort of efficiently cruel calculation is some serious supervillain shit. ~ beefwich

Bought me a cat toy for Christmas :/. ~ Jesykka

My boyfriend got me fuckin wasted (my first time drinking, I was 13/14 He was 16) and at some point in my drunken half conscious night, he carved his name into my arm with a razor and mine into his. 7 years later I still have the scars but just finally got a tattoo over to cover it up. ~howivewaited

Faked his own death for a week so he could fuck his ex. When I found out he was alive I blew up on him, and he faked a seizure to defuse the situation. It worked. ~ squiddildo

One girl stabbed me. ~ ImThatGuyYouDontKnow

He got a prostitute pregnant.

Enough said. ~ TheFrontPilots

Broke up with me while giving me oral sex. Literally mid-lick. ~ thatJainaGirl

Yeaaah, I think that’s probably a good place to stop.

Check out all of the sordid stories and the witty comments that followed over at Reddit.

 

 

SOURCE

Redditors Reveal – The Most AWFUL Things A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Ever Did To Them

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