most embarrassing thing caught coworker

After reading the answers to this question posed by Redditor ItsJustAPrankBro on “Ask Reddit” I think I might have had to just quit and looked for a new job in some of these cases.

Of course with a question like “What was the most embarrassing thing you caught a coworker doing?” combined with the anonymity of the Internet there was no way these weren’t going to be awful.

Here are some of the best, or worst, as the case may be…

I see coworkers using Internet Explorer all the time. So embarrassing. ~ BradC

Okay, that was funny, but the rest… yikes.

Male coworker had a huge crush on a female coworker. She tried avoiding him because it was obvious he liked her and she had a husband. One day he was kinda hurt and desperate because she hasn’t been around our department in a long while so he went outside and took a photo of a semi-interesting sunset on his cell phone. Mind you, he did this with a flip phone.

After he snapped the photo he went looking for her but couldn’t find her. She came through our department eventually to get something and in desperation he walked up to her and said “Hey, I took this photo of a really awesome sunset. Would you like me to email it to you?” She just half smiled and said “No, thank you though.”

There was a long pause then he said “Have I done something to offend you? You seem upset with me lately.” She said “No.” Then walked away carefully. I never cringed so hard in my life. ~WontMasturbateToThat

I had an employee that was lactose intolerant and had a penchant for Sonic chocolate shakes. I regularly caught her cupping her hand near her asshole to capture her farts so she could smell them. ~ lipsticklady

At Target working overnights I caught someone in the stockroom jerking off to a set of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen dolls…. he had opened the packaged and pulled the shirts up, they were similar to barbie dolls.

Also walked into the bathroom also at Target and caught someone jerking off over the sink to a Maxim magazine. ~ Porkpants81

Witnessed and smelled a classmate shart himself awake. I was nice enough to not burst out laughing and tell everyone in class that didn’t hear it what happened. Poor guy got up and dismissed himself from class and probably dismissed his chonies in the trash. ~ ogbobbydaniel

This guy was microwaving a little cup full of his cum. No idea why, how, or when he decided to do this. He was fired right away and the microwave trashed. Burnt cum does have a pretty gnarly smell. ~ SideBurned

Probably my 46 year old co-worker face fucking one of our customers, a 19 year old, against the bathroom wall. Never had to suddenly not poop so hard in my life. ~ Faithless195

I used to work at a supermarket in the produce department. One day I walked into the back room and caught my coworker with his Dick in a tub of cool whip. I said dude what the fuck are you doing? He said he wanted to see what it felt like. I called him cool whip from that point on. ~Bogussmogus

Watching porn. I walked over to his desk to give an update on a project and there it was. On his screen. A lovely blonde bent over, taking a beating. He didnt even bother to [window+m] his desktop. Instead, looks me straight in the eyes and says “if you have a minute, the best part is coming up. Of course, as the MANAGER of the fucking department I had to polity decline and ask that he close out the window.

If you’re wondering- [TL;DR version] at the time, we had no policies in regard to this and could not fire him without legal action against us. He now works from home. ~ Aicire


Coworker butt-dialed store answering machine. It was obvious from what you could hear that she was hooking up. When she got in that morning, I coyly asked what she and her husband did last night.

“Oh, he was out of town last night, so I just hung out with his brother and watched the game.”

I told her about the message and she got really red and begged me not to tell her husband that she and his brother hooked up. ~ DONT_PM_ME_BREASTS

I caught someone taking a shit in an orange wet floor cone, and then stuffing it as far into the toilet as possible. They also crawled out from under the door so the stall would be locked from the inside.

I was the manager on duty, and I couldn’t help it…I laughed my ass off. ~ Lost-in-Internet

Yeahhhh, I think we’ve heard enough for now. Time to close up shop here for the day.

Check out even more nonsensical stories of workers being weird and the comments that followed over at Reddit.




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