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A bunch of random strangers got together in a thread to share the most memorable NSFW thing they’d ever seen in public. From flashers to naked yoga to unintentional nakedness, these are the stories about people encountering straight up buck naked shenanigans out in the every day world. These are the fun stories that people really have no practical reason to bring up in every day conversation, like ‘hey remember that time when we were at the river and that crazy chick popped out dem tig ol bitties?’

But these stories deserve to be heard, unexpected nudity and sexuality is the BEST kind of nudity and sexuality…So let’s get to the good, shall we?


BamBamBoy7:

When I was 15 I was at a large ass family reunion on a large plot of private property. Me, my uncle, my cousin and my dads cousin were all at the edge of the property overlooking a river. We saw a canoe coming down the river.

When they got close we saw a guy and a girl in the canoe. All the sudden the guy yells “GRAB A NET” my cousin replies “WHY”. The man proceeded to respond “BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT TO CATCH SOME TITTY” and the girl proceeded to flash us. It was great, I’ll never forget it.


Life_is_strange_:

A dude going down on a chick in a booth at a red lobster. I was on my way to the bathroom and made awkward eye contact with the chick.


mental_filter_gone:

Once when I was at an outdoor swimming pool we were in a mixed group playing with big inflatable tires in the water close to me.

One of the girls climbed on top near me and her bikini bottom got briefly stuck on the valve, giving me a brief full flash of her pussy.
The image was burned in my mind, and years and years of masturbating to the image has not diminished the hotness of the situation.


suitology:

Saw a girl blowing a guy in a car.
Saw an obese woman hold her fat ass 3 year old on the bus, take off his pants, put his feet on the seat in front of him, and then had him shit onto a shopping bag on the floor. She left the bag.


Rivuzu:

On the commute into London, I sat opposite a man and a woman who were obviously a couple. The woman kept acting slightly fidgety, and making muffled yelps every now and then.

I kept glancing over out of the corner of my eye, and it wasn’t until we were half way through the journey that I saw what the man had in his hand – one of those small, pink, remote control devices that I guess paired with whatever vibrating sex toy the woman had down her drawers.
Didn’t actually get to “see” anything directly I guess, though she had troubles standing up to get off the train at the final station.


Spartan_13:

That one drunk/ ripped irish dude that was running on a small ledge at 7 in the morning…completely fucking naked.
Hooker lured him back inside while waving his wallet.
I honestly thought i’d see a man die that day because the ledge was so narrow and he was sprinting over it like nothing.


WS10:

When I was like 16, I went to my cousin to Belgium. We decided to drive to Antwerpen City with some friends. Hot summer day in the bus, when a very hot girl with a skirt entered the bus and sat down.

At that moment a strong wind came up and took her skirt up in the air. This moment, dear friends, I saw the first shaved hot pussy live in my life. No pants, awesome nsfw moment.


notcaffeinatedenough:

Once a 20-something woman came into my store to shop wearing a tank top and a small jacket. Noticed as she walked by that her whole tit was out on one side. No kid in sight, so I’m assuming it was accidental. No clue how she didn’t notice. Had nice tits tho.


bazooked:

I saw a homeless man taking a water bottle shower in a subway terminal. He cleaned everywhere.


Lightes:

Movie Theater: Entering a movie that had been out in the cinemas for about a month already. Walking in to the theater to find a very young blonde girl giving a blowjob to her man friend.

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Best part was they weren’t even sitting far back at all and the guy didn’t notice us until it was too late.


SA_Swiss:
Living in London;
Neighbours kid having a party when the neighbours were away, some of the youths decided to fuck, there were clearly not enough rooms in the house so they did it in the back garden. My bedroom window overlooked our back gardens.
Working in a call center saw a girl give a BJ to a guy in the courtyard behind the office.


usthcd:

I was staying at my friends’ flat. They lived in a district where… Well, whole neighborhood was NSFW.
We were having a dinner and I heard some noise behind the door. They warned me not to look, but I did.

I saw a fat guy, pants down, and a really ugly old hooker on her knees, blowing him. His tiny fat dick… And her ugly skinny skeleton-like wrinkled face, and a dirty old t-shirt she was wearing…
Christ, I will never unsee this.


Droodster:

Saw a lady in the trunk of a car, with her ass hanging out and a guy walking behind the slowly moving car, humping the lady.


I_drive_all_over:

visiting some family in Manhattan who live near Columbia UNIVERSITY. We walk down the block and get into our car. As my father starts the car, I look left out of the window. There’s a dirty homeless female midget blowing a cross dresser in a stairwell. I love NYC.


Momochichi:

Was around 11. Younger brother (8) was pressed against my parents’ door. I asked what he was doing, he said “Look at this, it’s so funny.” I looked, and there was a hole small enough to see through, and on the bed was my mom riding my dad cowboy style.

I wasn’t sure what I was seeing, but I knew it was wrong to look, so I shooed him out of there, and told him it was rude to look through holes like that.
A few hours later when I got the chance, I taped a small piece of paper the inside of the hole, so no one could see through. Never told my parents.


carbonarbonoxide:

I graduated college with a small class. Nine of us got a condo and went to Florida for the week between finals and graduation and I will never drink that much liquor again in my life.
One night we were just lounging on the beach chairs when someone looks up and sees about 3 floors up, a couple doing it. Girl is bent over the balcony railing and taking it from behind. Staring out at the water late at night, probably pretty cool for them. Being obnoxious 22 year olds, we started cheering them on! The girl gets pissed off, yanks up her shorts and goes inside. The guy goes to follow, but pauses, comes back to the rail and gives us all a double thumbs up doing an obscene dance (he might have even been doing the helicopter with his dong but I couldn’t tell). Then he RUNS for the door, I’m guessing his lady saw that and was about to lock his ass out. Made our night and I will never see anyone that shameless again.


And yes, this is clearly the MOST FUCKED UP ONE OF ALL:

grinchymcgrinch:

At a music festival I saw a guy (obviously on way too many drugs) jacking off to an art installation full of tiny psychedelic dolls whilst being held in a choke hold by a security guard. He didn’t stop and came all over the ground before more security dragged him away.


Crap didn’t realise you guys would react to that so much but heres a little extra for you – the installation was a glass shed smaller than a garden shed and my sister was one side and I could see the guy being held on the other. My lovable idiot sister however didn’t see what was happening so she basically had her face pressed against the glass directly opposite him. I started yelling at her to get away from it and as soon as she turned around thats when the dude came. I had to go drown myself in Captain Morgan after to try and forget but alas. Splendour in the Grass always knows how to put on a show 🙂

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