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REDDITORS REVEAL – Their Most Common False Beliefs Of The World That Were Created By The Porn Industry And WOW

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FACT 1: guys watch A LOT of porn.
FACT 2: real life is nothing like porn, unless your name is Dan Bilzerian or you are in fact a porn star.

In an AskReddit thread titled ‘What false beliefs has the porn industry created? [nsfw]’ all sorts of guys (and some girls) came forward to share the one thing that porn screwed up the most regarding their beliefs of the world…and it’s fascinating as fuck to see how the porn industry has completely warped some guy’s perceptions of reality. So let’s get scrolling and look at how porn has distorted reality for thousands of guys across the planet:


yukinara:

Plumbers arrive the same day when you call them


SirSirob:

Eastern European women will f*ck in the woods, back alleys, under bridges, near retention ponds, abandoned rail-yards.


tealatte:
That everything in sex goes ‘perfectly’, i.e. you don’t have fumbling around or accidentally falling over mid-transition or random cramps or queefs or genuinely accidentally trying to enter the wrong hole (not the ‘accidental anal’ depicted in porn where their squeaky-clean anus willingly gobbles the penis up to overwhelming satisfaction on the lady’s part)


giaec:

Complete lack of communication leads to great sex.


brilliantretard:

That Asian men don’t exist.


Im_not_that_angry:

If my girlfriends step mom catches us doing it, she’ll join in to show us what we’re doing wrong.


Bettyj6:

Lesbians like to finger each other with long and pointy acrylics (fake finger nails).


I-amOnly-joking:

All girls do anal without lube…


groovyinutah:

All women will *give head* no matter where it’s been.


FortitudeCreed:

That you can fuck teachers for extra credit


FailureOfAWriter:

If your dong’s big enough you just have to show it and the women will dive on you vagina first.


vj7usa:

Everyone likes excessive dirty talk during sex.


Scrotalportal:

That after an hour of make up and hair, all women can’t wait to get their face and hair splattered with man-goo.


slyfoxy12:

If someone steals lemons from your lemon tree it’s grounds for having sex with them


Trancefam:

Average erect penis size is at least 2 palms.


lafn1996:

The lady that cleans my house every other week really wants to have sex with me


atittle:

that vaginal penetration is enough to make most girls orgasm


jimlaheysliquor:

That stepmoms are much friskier than we realize


tealatte:

There are largely two ages of women: teens and MILFs. Depending on who they’re cast alongside, a woman can be either


SirSirob:

Female Squirters always have an empty champagne flute handy


Supernyan:

Girls only have hair on their heads


Well,  as you can see the adult video industry has led to some pretty messed up views of the world. I’m curious though, is there anything in your life that porn falsely altered your view of reality?

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REDDITORS REVEAL – Their Most Common False Beliefs Of The World That Were Created By The Porn Industry And WOW

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