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redneck fight

This is a little known fact of the United States judicial system but if there are two or more pairs of jean shorts within a ten yard vicinity of each other, the two owners, by law, are required to fight. I think it may even be written in the fine print of the Constitution. And if one of those pairs happens to be JNCOs, the dude’s wife and/or cousin is required to get involved. If that wife and/or cousin is wearing a XXL Tweety Bird t-shirt, she is obligated to inadvertently show her ass crack while holding a baby in one hard and throwing haymakers with the other. You call these people rednecks? I call them law-abiding Patriots.

 

Redneck Rumble At The Demolition Derby

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