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Say A Prayer For This Bro Who Was BRUTALLY Friend Zoned BEFORE Going On A Date

A couple weeks ago we had to pour one out for a dude who dropped a couple hundred dollars on what his girl described as “the ultimate friend date.” Now we have to pour one out AND say a prayer for this Bro, who might be the most friend zoned guy in the history of the world. In a pre-date Facebook status, she calls him a “babe of a best friend” who “spoils her.”

This poor, poor man. He could have stayed home and zoned out to Masters Of None on Netflix while smoking a blunt and eating Cup Of Noodles in his underwear. Instead, he choose the friend zone life.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.

This man’s soul is so dead on the inside. Pour one out for our fallen brother tonight.

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