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Service Workers Share Their Most “Porn-Esque” Experience While On The Job –

“I was working as a doctor in an A&E department. Guy comes in with testicle pain, possible torsion. As one of two male doctors in the department at the time, I was sent to exam him. After a quick chat, I have to get to business and examine his balls. Thankfully for him, everything was normal.

But during the exam, he gets a little excited. I’m professional and just ignore it but as part of the exam, you have to look at their face to see if they are in pain. I notice the guy is actually grinning at me as he gets hard. It was literally something out of porn.”

u04dmg

 

 

“I drive a truck for GFS and deliever frozen food. Had to deliever to a jail. They had about 12 women inmates working in the kitchen. A bunch of them start coming up to me and touching my arms and asking how I’m doing. I took the dolly into the freezer and one came in and shut the freezer door and asked if I ever messed around with anyone in a freezer before. A guard quickly came over and removed her and told her to get back to the cooking.”

rebelrob0t

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“Did a four month stint as a GP (family doctor). A woman came in for an urgent appointment for irregular bleeding. After taking some history, I say I need to examine her. She said she was ok with a male doc, so I said something to the effect of “just wait here while I get a chaperone”.

As I get up to leave she holds her hand up, looks me dead in the eyes and says “Oh don’t worry, we won’t be needing a chaperone”…

DrFairfield

 

 

“I am a doctor and during my rotation in psychiatry when I was a fresh graduate, I had to take a history from a lady patient with erotomania. She was lying on the bed while I walked in her room, but halfway through the conversation, she changed her posture to be something similar to rose in the drawing scene in Titanic, asking me personal questions and intentionally showed me her cleavage. She also “accidentally” touched my thigh.

Being a professional doctor, I continued taking history without any impure thoughts. I understand that is wrong to have any form of relationship with my patients, and I will definitely not take advantage of my patient’s mental illness for my personal satisfaction.

That and also I was in old age psychiatry ward.”

f3arl3es

 

 

Was a plumber for a long time. A few years ago on Christmas Day I had a call for a gas leak. When my partner and I arrived the lady admitted there was no gas leak. She said she just wanted some company. So she paid the service fee for us to sit there for an hour and talk with her over coffee. Turns out she was a romance novel writer and was extremely lonely. I got some weird vibes like she wanted more from us but nothing happened aside from the conversation. When we were leaving, she tipped us $100. It was the coolest/most awkward experience of my plumbing career.”

rear_end_agenda

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“Delivered pizza to a house in the suburbs on a Friday night. Door opens and this guy stuffs a $100 bill down my shirt. (I’m female, was 18 at the time.) I stand there in shock as one of his buddies comes over to grab him and apologizes over and over. Guy was drunk and apparently thought I was a stripper. The other guys in the house are playing poker. I tried to return the money, but the buddy told me to keep it and said they’d tell him the story in the morning and make fun of him for it.”

st3phiroth

 

 

 

“I delivered pizza for a year. Every Friday night this dude ordered a chicken parm sub, and he would answer the door in just a T-shirt and underwear. Every. Single. Time. I wasn’t the only delivery guy, but somehow every fucking Friday night at 930, I’d hear I was delivering a chicken parm, and I didn’t even have to look at the address.

Anyways he had a farret, and one time it crawled up my leg, and onto my back. And Captain Underpants says “Ouuu, she likes you.” And I all I could thinks was, “this seems like the beginning to a kinky ass porno.””

cyainanotherlifebro

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“I’m a personal trainer. A client once took me out for lunch and then suggested we have dessert at her place because her kids were at school and her husband was away.”

atticusfinch1973

 

 

“I did some real taxi driving for a while, it seems many women (young and old) watch “fake taxi” online and want some of the action.”

jimlei

 

 

“Not me directly but my co-worker at a pizza place I delivered for during college, in a college city, that is open very late.

Some woman called in, and ordered some food, was told the wait was going to be closer to an hour. This was pretty normal once the bars in town closed. She told the guy on the phone that if the pizza was there in 20 minutes she would fuck the delivery driver. Of course this guy thinks it is hilarious and tells the manager. Manager decides to prioritize the delivery, and send the one older married dude that delivered for us and not tell him what the situation is.

The driver comes back white as a ghost, and immediately says, “Y’all will never fucking believe what just happened.” Everyone dies laughing because we know he is a good dude and would never cheat on his wife. But apparently this super attractive (clothed), college-aged girl answered the door and said something along the lines of, “Well you made it in time, lets fuck.” Driver obviously has no idea what is going on and just awkwardly blurts out he is married, asks her to sign the receipt and dips out.”

boreddude13

 

 

“I’ve shared this story before but here goes. I used to be a princess for kids’ birthday parties. I showed up to a party as Sleeping Beauty only to be greeted by a large group of guys celebrating a 30th birthday. There was immense confusion. Guy who booked it all is like “But I ordered Aurora for an hour and a half!” Half of the guys start cracking up. “BRO!! Aurora IS Sleeping Beauty!! You got a princess instead of a stripper!!” No one can figure out how this happened.

I ended up painting faces and making balloon animals until they were able to procure some actual strippers (who were all really nice and found the whole thing hilarious) and got tipped very well. All in all, not a bad party. And those guys have some hilarious pictures of a fully costumed Sleeping Beauty standing beside three half clothed strippers.”

undeadgorgeous

 

 

“Delivery guy here. 3x flashed by pervy men in bathrobes saying “whoops” while staring into my eyes. Not my thing. Countless women that flash “a little” when answering the door. I assume a small percentage are exhibitionists and most are just running late. I politely avert my eyes and give them their lunch.

And then there’s my “boo”. She orders often, always answers in a really small towel and always drops it a bit. She giggles when she drops the towel and it’s really hard for me to not look. Distracts me for hours every time.”

roygbivA2

 

 

“I used to work in a hotel, frequently doing room service. One late night order came in for a bottle of wine and one glass, upon delivering it the lady tipped me generously and asked if I fancied “sticking around for a bit” and patted the bed next to her.

If she was 10 years younger and we weren’t so busy that night, I may have considered it.”

GeorgeJAwoods

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“Delivered a pizza to a woman, maybe in her early 40s. She asks my name, I say it and she responds with “dick?” while staring into my eyes asking me if that’s what I said my name was. I have always thought I could have had an opportunity there.”

silver0486

 

“As a locksmith, I helped a woman get back into her apartment and when it came time to pay she came back wearing only a bathrobe and was asking if she could earn herself a discount, as a married man I said “we only do discounts for military, senior citizens, and teachers”, she then paid and closed the door in a huff. Leaving me standing outside her door with a hard-on and a fist full of cash.”

GeartheGorilla

 

“I was delivering pizzas. The woman invites me into her house as she gets her money. She comes back unbuttoning her shirt. She was an elderly woman who just had a radical mastectomy and she wanted to show me her scar.”

FatuousOocephalus

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“I’m a plumber who does lots of maintenance in large apartment blocks throughout the city. Often the tenants aren’t there during the day so we call them, arrange a time, and pick up a set of keys to their apartment from head office.

I’ve got a job to fix a leaky showerhead, pretty basic stuff. I get the keys, go up to the apartment and loudly knock on the door. No answer after 10 seconds, so I slowly and loudly insert the key into the door, all to procedure. I open the door, and walk my tools in when I notice two young women completely stark nude in the kitchen.

They seem as shocked as I am and after a split second I apologize red-faced and back out. I call the number I was given on the work order and one of the women answer. Apparently they were expecting “someone else” and the shower is fine.

I think they were expecting a guy to come in, since the bloke who works the phone for my company has a pretty attractive voice. There aren’t many female plumbers like me either.”

Karova1

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