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‘Sexy Spambot’ Tries To Con Guy Out Of Credit Card Information And His Responses Are Literary Masterpieces

‘Sexy Spambot’ Tries To Con Guy Out Of Credit Card Information And His Responses Are Literary Masterpieces

 

I know I know, I thought it too – how great can this be if the guy’s just talking to a spambot? It’s just a bot. She’s got pre-determined phrases that only a moron would mistake for being a real human – but the juxtaposition between this fake girl trying to suck his dick for credit card information and the guy laying down some of the thickest, most heavily depressing one-liners I’ve read in a while made me laugh.

Maybe I have a stupid sense of humor (I do), but goddamn if I’m not going to pepper the phrase “help me rot into the earth” on a daily basis now:

 

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