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1. “Ordered chicken nuggets from McD’s. Received a box full of pickles.”

2. “Someone on the ferry forgot to put handbrake on.”
3. “I bought a bunch of American Banknotes on eBay for my collection that came in a cheap envelope, I ripped it like any other mail only for this to happen!”

4. “Power tools and beards don’t mix.”
5. “So I dropped a bag of frozen fruits & now my floor looks like a crime scene.”
6. “When you get this… instead of your luggage.”

7. “Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”
8. “Asked for no pickles… given a pickles-only sandwich. .”
9. “PSA. Be sure to check the lid of your hot sauce is firmly fastened BEFORE giving it a vigorous shake.”

10. “The first day I park on the street… They stole a shitty snow brush and a first aid kit.”
11. “The drain started overflowing with liquid poop at my track meet.”
12. “50 pounds of marbles formerly in a 5-gallon glass water jug.”

13. “What kind of genius uses a white extension cord to plug in their truck over night!? Oh wait. It was me.”
14. “My friend accidentally dropped my cupcake order onto the floor :(“
15. “All that was left of my lovely bike…”

16. “Dropped a small perfume.”
17. “I absentmindedly pulled at a thread in my “pants” during lecture, only to remember I was actually wearing nylons.”
18. “My sister’s bulldog took a shit in both her boots.”

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20. “Wall gave way at Morton Salt Co. in Chicago.”
21. “After years of saving, I finally bought my first house. The key snapped in the door and locked me out.”

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22. “Forgetting to roll up the window all the way.”
23.
24. “Came home to this today.”

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