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THE SPANKULATOR: HOW MUCH TIME HAVE YOU SPENT LOVING YOUR HAND?

THE SPANKULATOR: HOW MUCH TIME HAVE YOU SPENT LOVING YOUR HAND?

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Ever wondered how much time you spend flogging the dolphin? Jerkin’ your gerkin? FAPPING? Well the guys over at Spankulator.com put way too much time and effort into this and figured it out for you. Just fill out the questions below and be on your way to the supreme knowledge of your chicken choking time.

2 replies on “THE SPANKULATOR: HOW MUCH TIME HAVE YOU SPENT LOVING YOUR HAND?”

Does having a gal jerk you off count? This would double my lifetime stats.

I dont even know any more I’m just a husk for some hand loving now. help me

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