Squirrel Breaks Into Bar Then Drunkenly Destroys It

A squirrel obtained entry into a private bar in England, where he proceeded to get staggering drunk and smash a bunch of bottles, causing over $400 in damages.

The setting, the Honeybourne Railway Club near Worchestershire, is described as a “private member’s club” which I can only assume is the British version of our Elks lodges – places for older guys to day drink without the supervision of their families while hosting the occasional spaghetti supper.

According to the club’s secretary Sam Boulter, who discovered the scene, the squirrel (who was presumably not a member of the club) left quite the wake of destruction. According to Boulter, via BBC News,  “The floor was covered in beer and glasses and bottles smashed.”

That’s when he saw the culprit.

“…he then saw a squirrel “staggering around” after coming out from behind a box of crisps.”

He found hundreds of dollars worth of damage and an entire barrel of beer flooding the floor.

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