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STAR CONTORTIONIST FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL RUNS US THROUGH HER MORNING STRETCHES

STAR CONTORTIONIST FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL RUNS US THROUGH HER MORNING STRETCHES

 

Ulziibuyan Mergen is a Mongolian contortionist who has performed in the world famous Cirque Du Soleil, using her alien-like ability to stretch her body. Her morning stretches would put most people in the hospital for weeks!

11 replies on “STAR CONTORTIONIST FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL RUNS US THROUGH HER MORNING STRETCHES”

Is the site broken or is it some flashy new skin? I can’t tell

With no disrespect meant, I can’t deal with the mobile skin and am deleting the site’s bookmark.

That was the shortest dear John letter ever written.
After all we have been through Drac, I never thought a new dress would break us up… *sniffle.
On the upside, we aren’t finished with the theme yet so everyone is seeing it wonkey. It should improve shortly, and all the old glitches should be gone.
comment counts and all old member functions will return. So be patient, you aren’t seeing the finished product.
New t-shirts and member priviledges to follow!

Hi Cat,

I hadn’t intended it as a Dear John letter, until your reply got me thinking. I have continued to lurk, on and off and remain a friend of the site.

I still recommend you reconsider the theme. It’s probably no coincidence that site traffic and comments peaked when the changes came in and have been in a bear trend ever since.

Thanks for the concern but the old theme is not usable. If we even tried to go back to the old theme we would immediately crash, burn and die. It can not keep up with the wordpress updates. It was a free theme though so it did work for that time when we first used it.
This new theme is as close as we could get to the old theme (except on mobile). We probably need an app for mobile. We could not afford a developer to design a nice theme or an app. This theme has support through the theme designers (for updates) and is what I could afford… unfortunately. If I had the money to throw at the site there is no telling where we would be right now.
Considering we have actually only been working on it in earnest the last 2 years our trend may have faltered but it’s not bad for a site with no advertising or outside help (like a web circle or link sharing from larger sites) There is another culprit to the bear trend that was HUGE. It happened right after we changed the theme and is what I believe is the problem. If you are truly curious I could write you and let you know what happened through email. It was bad. I am still trying to figure out how to fix it. I have some ideas. Haven’t acted on anything yet. So it was kind of a coincidence on the peak and trend since. We expected some traffic to falter with the new theme (it is normal) but all in all what is behind this trend has nothing to do with the theme. We had a problem that occured out of our hands, and I got us in trouble. It pisses me off really, but can’t do much to stop it at this point. Time is our friend.
As far as comments. You WERE the comments, so of course they dropped off (you and some of our tried and true members). You did, so they followed.
We didn’t add the comment counts back because you left, and like I said, you were the comments basically.
Maybe you could describe the problems you have with the mobile theme. We might could adjust what is bothering you. I don’t think we are seeing it on our equipment (desk tops, lap tops, and a couple of androids) We can tweak most anything.
Hope you can read all this on the phone.
Hate talking on an open forum about this.

Oops! I wasn’t trying to lead an exodus. Delete your comment if you wish, and reach out to me over email.

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