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On Tuesday’s episode of The Daily Show, Jessica Williams checked in on Pastor James David Manning, whom the show previously interviewed back in 2009, to see if he weathered the storm that followed his embarrassing appearance. He has! Also, he closes the interview by mentioning that Starbucks flavors their lattes with semen.

Surely he can’t be serious, right? About that: Manning really does believe it, and he won’t back down. He spent a portion of one of his recent shows (before the segment aired) elaborating in a bizarre rant.

He explains:

“Semen is another kind of milk. It’s something that’s produced by the testicle glands of a man. People tend to like milk that’s produced by the mammary glands of a woman. Starbucks has figured out that people tend to like semen, that’s produced by the testicle glands of a man. So what’s the big deal if they mix milk and semen together?”

This isn’t the first such instance where he’s talked about his conspiracy theory. Here he is back in November, 2014, explaining that Starbucks has an elaborate network of crooked doctors willing to turn over semen samples from sodomite patients without their knowledge. As Starbucks uses over 93 million gallons of milk per year, there’s a veritable river of cum flowing through the black market.

Source

Starbucks Lattes Are Filled With Sperm & Semen, Says Confused Pastor

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