Straight Guy Leaves Hilarious Yelp Review For Gay Club He Didn’t Know Was Gay

Traveling abroad can be a lot of fun, but it can also be a little scary, especially if you’re by yourself and kind of just winging the experience without having a proper guide. One traveler was having a drink in his hotel bar in Germany when he met a couple of local dudes from London. Not having any plans for the evening, the two dudes decided what the hell and invite the lonesome traveler to what they called the “world’s coolest nightclub”. Safe to say, the man’s evening went all downhill from then on, but what’s reallyhysterical is he left a Yelp review still completely unaware that what he eventually attended was the world’s gayest nightclub. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Kyle W. posted the review in late September and it’s just not making the rounds on the internet. Beware of some language because Kyle does not hold back on the details of his experience, causing his review to almost sound like he went to Universal’s Horror Nights instead!


This review is especially funny if you imagine a Don Knotts type character bumbling through each scenario, still unaware what the hell he has gotten himself into. Especially Knotts as Mr. Furley since Furley was always hesitant to like Jack Tripper because Jack MIGHT be gay.


This is why Yelp was invented, people.

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