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20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

Titbits Of Trivia


20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

Titbits Of Trivia


Top 10 Brunette MILF Porn Stars [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Top 10 Brunette MILF Porn Stars [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Lezley Zen


February 19, 1974 in Charleston, South Carolina

Lezley Zen is the last mommy in our top 10 MILF porn stars, and she really looks like a mommy, but like a divorced one, who discovered that she still got it and started fucking any young dick she could get her hands on. She has some Cherokee blood in her, which give her some awesome eyes. Lezley performed in over 300 movies, most of which can be watched on Brazzers, Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment. She likes it rough and she loves when the guys who ravished her pussy and ass are cumming on her porny face.

Aria Giovanni


November 3, 1977 in Long Beach, California

Aria Giovanni is a 39 years old Italian who packs a pair of 34D knockers. Her European attitude makes her extremely seductive, which makes her perfect for lesbian scenes, because it will make you think that she can turn girls into dykes. She hasn’t performed in any boy/girl scenes, but her solo and lesbians scenes are the best. The way she does it with girls is passionate and intense. She loves masturbation, and she has some great public masturbation movies, but also some videos in which she fists herself until she squirts. Her most extreme movie is “Water Bondage 18: Aria Giovanni Is Here”, which she shoot for Kink.

Veronica Avluv


November 23, 1972 in Rowlett, Texas

I love MILFs who are getting in to porn when they are MILFs, because you know they do it for the fun and the tons of sex they get to have. Veronica Avluv joined the industry in 2010 when she was 37. She quickly became popular, because she was new meat in the niche of sexy moms. So far, she performed in almost 400 movies, most of which can be found on Evil Angel, Elegant Angel and Brazzers. She got featured in many mom vs teen threesomes, because she has that look of a horny stepmother who craves for her daughter’s boyfriend.

Dana Vespoli


September 22, 1972 in Portland, Oregon

Dana Vespoli is a kinky MILF who got serious about her porn career. In her 14 years of porn activity, not only that she performed in over 400 movies all major sites, but she also directed a lot. She has over 150 movies as a director, and she also performed in many of her creations. And she was recognized for them. She won director of the year several times. Her best production is “TS, I Love You”, a transsexual movie made for Evil Angel. She also performs in this naughtiness extravaganza in which she teams up trannies to fuck some guys in the ass on camera.

India Summer


April 26, 1975 in Des Moines, Iowa

Before Kendra Lust won the best MILF for two years in a row from AVN, in 2014 and 2015 it was India Summer’s time to do that. She also won the same award in 2012, and once in 2013 from XBiz, and once more from CAVR in 2010. She is one of the most awarded MILFs, and if you’d watch her movies you will understand why. In just 11 years, she shoot over 1,000 movies in every main niche of porn, from solo to interracial anal gangbangs. Her fame also brought her roles in mainstream TV series.

Mercedes Carrera


November 30, 1982 in Los Angeles, California

If you’re turned on by a girl’s ethnicity, then know that Mercedes Carrera is one of the few Native American babes in the industry. She is also part Latina, which is not so different after all. She is the MILF with the shortest career in this top, but after only 3 years of activity, she gained the popularity of a real diva. She has been featured in some 200 movies, and although she did anal on camera, and all kinds of other things, she performed mostly in lesbian porn. You can find her on Girlfriends Films, Zero Tolerance and many other networks.

Lisa Ann


May 9, 1972 in Easton, Pennsylvania

Our Top 10 Brunette MILFs wouldn’t be accurate without the queen herself, Lisa Ann. It seems like she is the most popular MILF of all time. She has 1.3 million followers on Instagram and close to a million on Twitter. Lately she got into Fantasy Sports, showing that she is more than just a porn star. But we’re interested in her porn star activity. I don’t think she needs any presentation, you know exactly how she looks. You can admire her in almost 600 movies, and at 44 years old, she was a porn star for almost half her life, with 21 years of activity, joining the industry back in 1993. Now that’s dedication!

Ava Addams


September 16, 1981 in Gibraltar, France

If you like European babes, you will love Ava Addams, because she is a MILF with French and Italian origins. She is in the porn industry since 2004, and during this time she went by two other names as well: Alexia Roy and Ava Spice. She has huge triple D boobs and one of the best looking pussies you will ever see. She also has a couple of tattoos. You can watch her in almost 300 movies and she has done all the kinky things you like. Although she deserves lots of awards, somehow she never got one.

Kendra Lust


September 18, 1978 in Madison Heights, Michigan

Kendra Lust has the most seductive eyes I’ve seen in the porn industry. She could shoot a porn video of just her face, looking right in the camera while biting her lips, and her fans would still be happy. Kendra is 38 years old, she has 34D boobs, luscious skin and a heart shaped ass. She joined the industry only five years ago, but she became a start right away. With over 200 features in movies for big companies, Kendra was awarded the AVN award for the MILF performer of the year two years in a row, in 2016 and 2017.

Francesca Le


December 28, 1970 in Los Angeles, California

Francesca Lé is by far the best brunette MILF of the industry. She is a busty 46 year old Latina who has 19 years of experience in the industry. She debuted in the world of porn back in 1992 and up until now she performed in over 700 movies. She did everything from solo and lesbian scenes to anal, double penetration and gang bangs. She also has some insane BDSM movies for Kink, including public humiliation, feet fetish, and domination porn. If you like Latina moms, she is the chick you need to check out.

 


Rhode Island Wants To Charge Folks $20 To Access Free Internet Porn

Rhode Island Wants To Charge Folks $20 To Access Free Internet Porn

So while Florida is deeming porn a health risk, Rhode Island wants to charge people money to watch naked strangers flop around.

Rhode Island state senators Frank Ciccone and Hanna Gallo are introducing a law that would require ISPs operating in the state to block sites that feature “sexual content” or are deemed “offensive.” This in hopes to prevent people under the age of 18 from accessing all this smut, which I can get behind. But what if you’re 18? Well those folks would have to request in writing that the block be lifted. How? But proving their age via identification and then handing over a onetime fee of $20 to the state.

That’s not all. Folks who are eager to watch porn will be subjected to a written warning reminding them of the dangers of making adult content accessible to teens and kids.

While I’m all for keeping this content away from kids, it’s pretty absurd that Rhode Island wants to grab $20 from adults who simply want their daily dose of free internet porn. Although it’s no surprise since these days it seems lawmakers are going after porn more than they are going after things that are actually harmful to society.

This is not officially a law yet, so people in Rhode Island can continue to watch their porn the way God intended it: free of all charge.

 


Rebecca Rubs ... [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Rebecca Rubs ... [NSFW] [NUDITY]

 

BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR...

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Student Snitches On Teacher After She Banged His Friend And “Sent Him Raunchy Images”

Student Snitches On Teacher After She Banged His Friend And “Sent Him Raunchy Images”

BROOOOOO! I know there are people going to say, “good they should get her in trouble for this” blah blah blah. BUT COME ON MAN! YOU SNITCH!

According to Canoe: “A former student teacher at a West Hartford, Conn. high school faces felony charges after being accused of having sex with one of her students.

Tayler Boncal, 22, a social sciences instructor track coach at Conard High School, was charged late last week with two counts of second-degree sexual assault stemming from an alleged relationship with a teen student.

Though the alleged victim is 18 years old, a state-wide statute forbids teachers from having sexual relationships with students, according to the Hartford Courant.

Authorities were tipped off to the alleged relationship by another student, according to reports.

The alleged victim, who initially denied the accusations, reportedly told authorities he asked for Boncal’s phone number back in December.

The two first met at Boncal’s home on Christmas Day, according to the affidavit, which eventually led to the duo having sex on five separate occasions. The duo mostly interacted on Facebook Messenger.

Boncal, who was 21 at the time of the alleged tryst, also is accused of sending the teen salacious texts and raunchy images.

Boncal told cops she “loved” the teen and became emotional upon conveying her feelings for the teen.

A spokesperson from the Town of West Hartford told Fox 61 the disgraced teacher and pupil are in love and that the alleged victim’s parents want prosecutors to drop the charges.

Conard High School’s principal assured parents last week the raunchy relationship occurred off school grounds and that the former student teacher will be “held accountable.”


Top 10 Bizarre Porn Sites [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Top 10 Bizarre Porn Sites [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Cum Hogs


No animals were harmed during the filming of their movies! These “hogs” are just sexy girls that participate in some weird cosplay that includes lots of hardcore sex. They wear rubber pig snouts and act like little hogs that want to be fed with warm jizz. Underneath that masks are beautiful girls, but just as nasty as they look. Porn stars such as Madison Ivy, Katja Kasin, Rebecca Linares and Kapri Styles can be seen in their movies. Threesomes, anal, DPs, deepthroating, interracial, cumshots and other nasty and weird stuff can be found in their movies, as well. Unfortunately, they stopped updating years ago and now offer only a small collection. The quality looks great, though, and you’ll have some HD flicks for streaming and downloading. On top of this collection you’ll get access to 50+ bonus sites of VIP Members network.

 

Bang A Midget


This is one of those sites that offer nasty little people in hardcore flicks. It’s recommended for all those guys and girls that have a thing for midgets. Here you can see a couple of midgets doing it, but more often there’s a midget with a full-sized person in the scene. This collection is not too large, but it offers nice variety in action in their movies, so you’ll be able to see some interesting stuff, such as anal, blowjobs and cumshots. A few scenes show all-midget action, but it’s usually a midget – normal-sized person sex. This bizarre porn site is pretty small because of discontinued updates. It offers only 29 scenes that come with matching photo sets. Both videos and photos look good in quality, which means HD flicks and high-res images. They don’t add new stuff anymore, but they offer over 100 bonus sites because the membership includes access to the entire Massive Access network.

Spin On My Cock


Spin On My Cock is a unique variation of a gloryhole niche porn site. A guy enters a spinning machine that looks like a table, so when a sexy maid approaches to dust it, she spots a huge pole sticking out of a hole in the middle of a table, which makes her sit on it and take a spin. These maids are popular porn stars, so you’ll see Stevie Shae, Veronica Rodriguez, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes and other popular hotties taking spin on some lucky guys’ cocks. Unfortunately, the collection is pretty small because they stopped updating several years ago. They now offer only 19 scenes and photo galleries, but at least they’re high quality. Content is exclusive and there’s no download limit. Membership also includes access to 100+ bonus sites of Massive Access network.

Feed Her Fuck Her


Two popular niches are covered by this bizarre porn site – food fetish and hardcore sex with big beautiful women. If you like them chubby and nasty you’ll enjoy this site’s movies. These chicks enjoy being fed by guys that want to bang them, and if you’re into that fetish, this is the place to look for it. This fetish is called “feederism" and includes people who get off on feeding or being fed, mostly while having sex. This bizarre adult site is filled with that kind of people. They’re mostly amateurs that enjoy sharing their nasty moments with all the fans of this fetish. Threesomes, big natural boobs and messy cumshots are only a few additional categories covered by Feed Her Fuck Her. They don’t update and it seems that the content only gets rotated. That’s why you’ll find only a tiny collection on this site. However, you’ll get loads of bonus videos from XL Girls, which offers more nasty BBWs in hardcore action.

Czech Estrogenolit


It’s a miracle! This cure developed in Czech Republic helps all girls that have problems in bed! It’s obviously fake, but it’s a new idea, so it can be interesting. They say that even healthy women come to this clinic for this cure because of the doctor, who’s very handsome and can satisfy any woman. That’s why we can see sexy amateur girls coming to this office in order to satisfy their huge sexual appetites. Spy cams record it all and we get to see anal, squirting, POV screwing and sticky facials. Girls are extremely hot and I’d recommend all the scenes on this bizarre porn site. Unfortunately, the site is very small because it’s fairly new and it doesn’t update very frequently. They add one new video per month, which is never a good schedule. However, the quality is amazing and you can even expect to find Ultra HD flicks (up to 4k). This site is going to become great one day, but until then you’ll have the bonuses, which includes access to 26+ sites of Czech AV network.

Milk Enema


We all know that milk is very healthy. However, these girls find other use for it and that’s why we get to see these bizarre movies where they squirt milk from their buttholes. They mostly squirt the milk in other girl’s face or mouth, which makes these scenes even filthier. Some scenes show solo action, which means that these chicks use the enemas on themselves. They also use big dildos to make themselves gape and cum at the end. However, you’ll mostly find lesbian scenes that offer plenty of rimming, dildo play, gaping, fisting and more. There are a few hardcore sex scenes that show boy/girl action or threesomes, and they all involve some anal, A2M, deepthroating, and milk or whipped cream squirting from some chick’s ass. This site belongs to Evil Angel network, which means that you’ll get only top notch porn, HD flicks and high-res movies and lots of hot porn stars. You’ll see stars such as Roxy Raye, Bobbi Starr, Kimberly Kane and Jada Stevens. The site stopped updating in 2012, but you never know if they’re going to start adding new stuff. Still, it’s a nice deal, because the membership includes access to 25+ bonus sites of Evil Angel network.

All Wam


If messy sex and girls in wet clothes turn you on, this is where you want to be. It’s a bizarre niche site that offers naughty food fights, girls covered in mud or pudding, soaking wet parties, oily catfights and much more. There are girl/girl scenes, lesbian threesomes and group sex scenes, and they all offer steamy hot muff eating and kissing. Girls stay clothed all the time, but they don’t mind getting all wet or covered in foam or whipped cream. These girls come from Eastern Europe, and some of hottest are Nessa Devil, Kitty Jane, Mia Angel, Ferrera Gomez and Gina Divine, so you should definitely check out their scenes. There are over 680 scenes and photo galleries in their collection. Videos are high-def and can be downloaded in amazing 4K quality. Photos are just as great and you can save them in Zips. Updating has slowed down and at this point they add only 2-3 updates per month. They’re part of Tainster network, but the membership does not include access to that network. Still, you’ll have some bonus flicks and live cams with your standard membership.

Fun Movies


This bizarre porn site will show you that porn can be both hot and funny. It offers many fetishes in one place, including old/young porn, latex and pissing, grannies and lesbians, facials and domination and much more. All these scenes show nasty amateurs in action, who can be pretty weird sometimes, which makes these scenes so funny. There’s some great hardcore scenes, though, which involve some hard anal and BDSM. These amateurs come from Austria, and they claim to be the best amateur site in the country. They’ve been around for many years and now they can offer you loads of exclusive movies. There are over 500 fun movies on this site and new ones are added pretty frequently. Most of them can be streamed and downloaded in HD, and the same goes for photos. Updates are added about 2-3 times per week, which means that this site grows pretty fast. Membership won’t give you all sites of Stiffia Network right away, but you’ll get one site from that network every month you stay as a member as a bonus for loyalty.

Panda Fuck


These girls love pandas very much, so they enjoy getting fucked by people wearing panda costumes. This Panda loves to bang cute, petite teens and cover their pretty faces in fake jizz. It’s a Euro site, which means that it’s filled with sexy Euro models. They always have fun with their naughty Panda friend, which usually results in an orgasm. Some of the hottest models here are Megan (aka Krystal Boyd aka Anjelica), Madelyn and Isabella, just to name a few. Unfortunately, you won’t see panda’s cock penetrating these girls’ holes, but a big black dildo and a strap-on. This bizarre porn site is pretty small due to sporadic updating and I think that they don’t update anymore. Videos are HD and they all come with high-res photos. On top of this collection you’ll get all sites of WTF Pass network.

Milking Table


Milking Table is a premium porn site that offers unique hardcore movies. It’s a mix of massage and HJ categories, but they offer so much more than that. Each movie shows one hot masseuse that really knows how to milk guy’s cock. Guys lie on their stomach and put a cock through a hole, and girls go underneath the table and start doing what they do best. Thanks to some great camera shots we can perfectly see and enjoy their milking skills. You’ll also see lots of other categories here, such as hardcore sex, deepthroating, natural tits, open mouth facial, tattoo, threesome, toy fucking and more. There are over a hundred such scenes on this site and they all offer sexy porn stars, including Dakota Skye, Carter Cruise, Chloe Amour and Stevie Shae. Video quality is great and you’ll have plenty of HD flicks. New videos are added each week and on top of that you’ll get more niche sites from Fantasy Massage network. These facts place Milking Table on top of our Top 10 Bizarre Porn Sites list.


EUROPEAN BOOBS ARE THE BEST BOOBS [NSFW] [NUDITY]

EUROPEAN BOOBS ARE THE BEST BOOBS [NSFW] [NUDITY]

This video includes a selection of beautiful babes. Recorded in different locations all over Europe.

 

Best of Boobs from Sunny gIRL on Vimeo.


Backstage At A Nude Photo Shoot [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Backstage At A Nude Photo Shoot [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Backstage from the Grani workshop. Studio Shishka

 

Backstage from the Grani workshop. Studio Shishka. SPb 15.12.17 from WillBond on Vimeo.

Backstage 2 from the Grani workshop. Studio Shishka. SPb 15.12.17 from WillBond on Vimeo.


BEHIND THE SCENES OF A TOPLESS PHOTO SHOOT [NSFW] [NUDITY]

BEHIND THE SCENES OF A TOPLESS PHOTO SHOOT [NSFW] [NUDITY]

 My dear friend Cherish is fun, a natural beauty, and a genuine dork. Don't miss out on this great behind-the-scenes video of her showing off her most notable assets while putting up with me during a few of our photo shoots.

Cherish & Her Surprisingly Natural Boobs from Mark Velasquez on Vimeo.


Courtney Stodden Goes Fully Nude On Raunchy Webcam Site [NSFW] [NUDITY] [18+]

Courtney Stodden Goes Fully Nude On Raunchy Webcam Site [NSFW] [NUDITY] [18+]

The 23-year-old has started charging people to see her naked on a racy website for her most hard-core fans

The raunchy website charges fans a subscription fee for contents, which can range from photos and videos through to other posts.

Courtney charges her followers $20 a month to subscribe to her content, which has so far seen her post four photos and 14 videos.

Her latest video, captioned ‘Just a blonde pinup alone in the bathroom’, sees her pulling a series of poses in front of the camera.

Showing off her figure, Courtney – who appeared on Celebs Go Dating – goes completely nude with her blonde hair piled atop her head.

So... You can look like some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you’re not underage child bride…on some mormom shit…but rather a sex worker…

The tabloids fucking loved her, ate her up, loved the bullshit story and perpetuated it…and she made enough money to get those bolt on tits, to really look like a sex doll, before becoming one on video after the hype faded…

You know with cam shows, it’s wonderful…..but sad…but not that sad…I mean what did the world really expect her to do….


53 DOWN AND DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS

53 DOWN AND DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS

 


Do You Know The Dangers Of Anal Sex?

Do You Know The Dangers Of Anal Sex?

Before you decide to poke the brown eye, you need to be schooled about the dangers of anal sex.

Anal sex has become incredibly popular over the years, and to a point, has become a 'sex status symbol' of sorts. Guys like to brag about being let in the out door, and rates of people trying out butt stuff have never been higher.

On one hand, this is actually pretty cool — and a positive indicator of our society's ability to be honest with itself about sexuality. Anal sex can give orgasms to people of all genders, thanks to our evolution of having nerve endings back there.

However, as good as anal sex can be, it also has a bad side. In fact, anal sex is considered to be one of the most dangerous sex acts you can do by medical professionals. It's important to discuss the dangers of anal sex so that you know how to do it safely the first time around.

First, let's talk about disease transmission.

Disease is a major cause for concern with any anal play, and some of the most worrisome dangers of anal sex involves disease transmission. There are two general areas of concern when it comes to the disease side of anal sex.

Analingus, when done on an unwashed anus, means that you're putting your tongue on fecal remains. This in turn can cause you to contract a disease. E.coli, herpes, certain forms of hepatitis, and other diseases can end up in your system this way.

Moreover, microtears in your rectum caused by anal sex can also make catching and transmitting STDs easier. This is why people who have anal sex tend to have higher rates of HIV transmission.

If you want to avoid the disease dangers of anal sex, keep your butt clean, use a condom, and use plenty of lube for penetration.

In more extreme cases, aggressive anal sex can cause a fistula.

One of the lesser-known dangers of anal sex is the possibility of developing a fistula. If your partner is very large and very rough, a tear can happen that causes your bowel to develop a hole inside it.

This is called a fistula, and yes, it is potentially lethal. Fistulas often cause feces to get passed into other areas of your body. If feces ends up in your blood stream, you can go into septic shock. However, getting to that point is pretty rare.

As far as the dangers of anal sex goes, this is one of those that is unlikely to happen — but still possible. Most of the time, fistulas are very uncomfortable. They do require surgery to fix, though.

The easiest way to avoid a fistula is to go slow, and to listen to your body. If you notice that your backside is hurting, stop having anal sex. It takes a while to relax into it, and not listening to yourself can end up with ugly consequences.

It may also cause a little bit weaker rectal muscles.

Some studies have shown that people who receive anal sex are more likely to have a hard time holding feces in — and may also feel a greater sense of urgency when it comes to the bathroom. However, the studies show that this is usually a subtle change.

Though that may sound pretty terrifying, you shouldn't be worried. The same studies showed that the vast majority of people who regularly have anal sex do not have issues controlling their bowels. In other words, your butt will be fine.

Lastly, you probably don't have to worry about prolapsing, but you might have to worry about hemorrhoids getting worse.

Anal prolapses happen when your insides fall out of your outside, and a common urban legend about anal sex is that too rough a partner can have this happen to you. Believe it or not, anal prolapse is extremely unlikely to happen due to anal sex.

Though it is possible that anal sex can cause prolapse, the small number of people who report prolapses suggests that it takes a lot to actually cause this during a roll in the hay. Overall, it probably isn't reasonable to assume that it might happen to you.

However, there has been solid evidence that you could get worse hemorrhoids if you have anal sex. This makes sense, considering that hemorrhoids are inflamed nerves around the rectum. Rubbing something that's inflamed will make it more inflamed.

In Conclusion...

Knowing how to prevent the dangers of anal sex is crucial to actually being able to enjoy it. And, while it might be risky, the right preparation can make it a ton of fun.


50 NIFTY-NAUGHTY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

50 NIFTY-NAUGHTY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


17 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say "Holy Shit Are They Okay?"

17 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say "Holy Shit Are They Okay?"

 

 

1. The accidental threesome:

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My girlfriend's dog (like many mutts) really loved the "scent" of her neither regions. Chewing on underwear, rooting around in the bathroom garbage — you get the picture.

One night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. Just as we were both in the throes of orgasm, her dog, who had apparently snuck up on the bed, jammed his cold little nose right up between my cheeks as I was finishing.

The dog and I never spoke of this event but I always felt him looking at me with a little too much affection after that fated night.

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2. The special delivery:

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I was super hungover and I ordered GrubHub. It said it would take 45 minutes so I decided to masturbate. The front door was locked but the security screen was there just so I can hear when GrubHub comes. Well, as soon as I came I screamed, "Yes!" and then I heard, "I love it when our customers are happy to see us." Turns out the moment I came so did my food.

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3. The eye-opening experience:

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This one time my boyfriend and I had one of the most mindblowing orgasms and sex that we had ever had. However immediately after that, I went legit blind in one eye and had half my eyesight in the other. It went away after about 15 minutes. I thought my retina was torn!

When I went to see the eye doc and asked about that, he said I probably had an ocular migraine, but because of the endorphins I had after sex I didn’t get the pain part of it.

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4. The dirty double date:

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I was on a fourth date with this girl, and she was a friend’s sister. We went to dinner. Little did I know that my friend and his girlfriend would be joining.

So, in the middle of a Chili’s, this girl grabs my junk and starts cranking away. In the middle of all of this, with her free hand, she texts me, “Let me know when you’re about to come.” I read the message and I told her. She then pointed my dick downwards and I came on the floor. Or so I thought. My friend’s girlfriend, who is now his wife, leaves the table and I swear to God, she says, “Damnit, I got potatoes on my shoes.”

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5. The suppertime surprise:

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When I was younger (about 11) I would go out into the hot tub at home after swim practices because the pool was so cold. By this time I discovered the jets in that way. So right as I was about to finish, my dad walks out and starts to talk to me so I’m trying to hold my face still as my dad asks me about whether I wanted mac and cheese for dinner or chicken nuggets.

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6. The TIIIIIMBEER:

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After a particularly intense session with my fiancé, I hopped off the bed to clean myself up and collapsed onto the floor. My legs were still shaky and not cooperating. He's laughing, I'm laughing — then I pee myself.

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7. The unexpected reaction:

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My boyfriend was going down on me for the first time and instead of having an orgasm, I had a full-blown panic attack. He had no idea what was going on and thought I was enjoying it, until I kicked him in the head. We have been dating for nine months now and he is still timid when it comes to eating me out.

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8. The pain that was oh-so-worth it:

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One time I had a VERY intense orgasm while using my vibrator, and ended up kneeing myself in the face which resulted in a very messy bloody nose. Still no regrets though.

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9. The curious critter:

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I was once "flicking the bean" in bed under the covers. Little did I know, my hand shaking under the covers had gotten the attention of my kitten. Right as I reached an orgasm, he pounced on my hand/bean. I'm sad to say he's still the only man to ever give me an orgasm.

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10. The little white lie:

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I was jerking my gherkin in my room, sitting at my desk, with the trash can next to me. When I went to come, I ended up pissing in the trash can. The next day, I forgot to take out my trash. My mom had to do it for me, and she asked me why there was solid liquid at the bottom. I had to tell her that I had spilled water in the trash can. FML.

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11. The worst intruder:

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My girlfriend at the time was giving me a BJ. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.

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12. The after-O surprise:

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When my boyfriend and I were still in the early months of dating, we were doing it missionary style. Right after he came, he let out a huge fart.

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13. The feeling best expressed in song:

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My then-boyfriend (current fiancé) made me orgasm so hard I started crying and singing "The Circle of Life" from Lion King. Still don't know why a kid's movie came to mind.

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14. The splash zone:

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Was doing anal with my ex once, and we decided to record it and watch it after. I came in her ass and brought the phone up real close to film it drip. Well, sometimes air gets pushed in there and she farted air. Before I could even dodge, I had my own cum shot at my face. Thankfully the phone caught most of it.

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15. The baffling birth:

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I had an orgasm while in the middle of giving birth to my daughter in the delivery room. The contractions were so strong that each time I had one, my vagina muscles would contract over and over. By the time it was time to deliver I ended up squirting in the doctor's face. That lasted for roughly a minute and a half. When I started to push, I started to pee as well. The doctor was covered and in shock because it happened so fast. To this day I wonder how long it took him to wash up after he was done with my delivery.

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16. The big freeze:

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My girlfriend was eating me out and I'm still not sure what happened, but before I knew it, she was frantically asking me what was wrong. I told her I was fine but as soon as I spoke, I realized my face was numb and I couldn't move my lips. Turns out I had fainted while coming and froze my face in a permanent O-face.

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17. The dream:

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I stayed in the same room as my brother while my aunt and her boyfriend were outside the door. Had a sex dream and I think I might've moaned really loudly in the middle of the night and woke my brother...and possibly my aunt.

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Some Folks Are Freaked (And Grossed) Out By This Couple's 34-Year Age Gap

Some Folks Are Freaked (And Grossed) Out By This Couple's 34-Year Age Gap

Milind Soman, a 52-year-old Indian actor and former male model, is in the news for one reason and one reason only: his girlfriend’s age. And how old is his girlfriend Ankita Konwar? 18-years-old. Illegal? No. Creepy and disturbing? Yes.

Soman recently took it to his Instagram to share a photo of he and Konwar and that kick-started the chaos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbFF22jgjBm/

And even though people were grossed out by this, Soman had no problem sharing another selfie of he and his extremely young girlfriend, who he has been dating for four months.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbJf-u9AFLU/

Now check out some of the internet’s reactions:

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Although dating expert Tammy Shaklee, founder of match-making service He’s For Me, doesn’t think it’s a big deal. Here’s what she said.

“I do believe everyone deserves their special someone, whatever that looks like to them. I do know couples with a 30-year age difference who are genuinely in love. Love is love — as long as it’s a legal age, of course.”

But hey, when it comes down to it they are both of legal age so they can do what they want as long as they don’t hurt anyone. Who am I kidding, it’s still pretty damn bizarre.


16 Barely Legal Chicks Dirty Men Like To Ogle

16 Barely Legal Chicks Dirty Men Like To Ogle

The whole “barely legal” thing doesn’t have a really nice ring to it. There you are checking out a really hot chick when all of a sudden someone has to remind you that the woman you’re looking at is barely an adult.  People are always trying to ruin a good time. But the thing is, there’s no such thing as ‘barely an adult;” either they’re an adult or they aren’t, and all of the people on this list are.

And because of that, there are a lot of guys who are checking them out. Now, it kind of goes without saying that a good portion of these women make their living, for the most part, because guys are checking them out. Not all of them, mind you. Some of them are totally good actresses or singers who just happen to be smoke shows, but still, even with them, there’s no doubt that how hot they are helps them become as well known as they are.

It’s possible that some people won’t like the title of this piece, but hey, the truth hurts. These are young women; there’s no doubt about that, just as there’s no doubt that guys like checking them out. And why not? They’re hot as all get out.

Here are 16 Barely Legal Chicks That Guys Like to Ogle.

16. Lourdes Leon-20

Lourdes Leon is 2o years old and a model. She also, of course, is the daughter of Madonna. She has a rather unique look, but in anyone’s book, she’s pretty hot. The only thing with her is that she’s Madonna’s daughter. While in some ways, that’s kind of a turn on, in others, it really is rather awful. Who would want to have to spend Thanksgiving with her? Lucky for you, though, that won’t be happening. The point of this whole article is not to meet these young ladies but just to look at them. Lourdes is the type for whom it’s hard to tell what kind of shelf life she’s going to have although Madonna did stay hot while she aged, for a while, anyway.

15. Kylie Jenner-19

Kendall Jenner is now 21, so that gets her out of the whole “barely legal” thing, but Kylie still fits into the criteria. Both she and her sister have been around so long playing off their looks that it seems kind of odd that Kylie is only 19 years old, but she is. No matter what anyone thinks of the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan, there’s no doubt that Kylie is quite gorgeous. She’s another, though, who’s future is hard to predict. Will she be a big star when she’s 30 years old, or will she be part of a punchline to a joke? Right now, it’s hard to tell, but either way, she’s a very good-looking woman and will be around for a while for us guys to check out.

14. Ryan Newman-19

Here’s another former Disney star and one that truly embodies what we’re talking about here. She was around as a child actress for a long time. She even used to play the role of “young Miley” in Hannah Montana. She was just this cute kid that was kind of not even noticeable, and then all of a sudden… boom. She’s 19 years old and looking totally hot in a bikini. It isn’t our fault as men this has happened; it’s just that Ryan has become kind of hot all of a sudden. It is what is is. The last thing she’s been in is Sharknado, so it’s not clear whether or not her career will translate well into adulthood, but she sure is good-looking enough for that to happen.

13. Zendaya-20

Next on the list, we have Zendaya, who, yes, used to appear in Disney productions. At this point, one has to start wondering: what are they producing over there? Are they producing movies and TV shows, or do they have a factory that churns out hot chicks? Zendaya has a little bit of a different vibe than most on this list. While the majority of these young women are kind of pulling off the cute and innocent kind of vibe, Zendaya comes across as all woman and one that has a lot of class. This bodes well for her career in the future; cute doesn’t always translate to 30-year-olds, but classic beauty can last well into a woman’s early 40s and sometimes, even beyond.

12. Ariel Winter-19

This is one I don’t totally get, but hey, there’s no doubt that guys totally dig checking out Ariel Winter. It isn’t that I don’t think she’s attractive. She is, but not any hotter than a lot of other women. Still, a lot of guys go crazy over her. It will be interesting to see how her body progresses over the years as a lot of times, what’s cute and curvy on a 19-year-old turns into something that’s much different when a woman turns 30. For now, though, Ariel continues to be a sex symbol even if she is a rather unlikely one. I think what gets me is how hard she tries to be sexy, which is the difference between her and someone like Maisie Williams, who just does her own thing.

11. Bella Thorne-20

Bella is another hottie who was, yeah, you guessed it: a star of a Disney production at one point. There’s no doubt that Bella is pretty hot, but as of late, she’s showing some signs of losing it a little bit. Recently, she’s been spotted trying way too hard to be cool and has also come out as bisexual on her Twitter account — not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s more like, who cares? It has to be hard growing up famous, though. I remember how clueless I was when I was Bella’s age; it was more just the fact that no one knew about it because I wasn’t famous. Either way, Bella is pretty hot, at least when she’s not trying so hard.

10. Olivia Holt-19

Olivia Holt is a ridiculously good-looking young woman, who’s an actress as well as a singer. She made a name for herself with numerous roles in Disney productions, which kind of makes her hot all by that fact itself. Somehow, a woman who used to star in Disney productions is kind of a turn on all by itself, and if you don’t know why, it would be impossible for me to explain it to you. Olivia is totally gorgeous and has a very wholesome vibe, except, at times, she kind of doesn’t. Which is also really hot and is also something I’m not planning on explaining anytime soon. At just 19 years old, she has a lot of time to be gorgeous.

9. Hailee Steinfeld-20

Hailee is the perfect person to have on this list. How did she get so super hot all of a sudden? She started becoming well known quite a few years ago as a child star; she even earned an Academy Award nomination for her performance in True Grit. Back then, she was a very cute teenager, but now, she’s kind of just amazing looking. How did this happen? How did she get so incredibly hot so fast? It isn’t our fault as guys that this happened, and it certainly doesn’t make us bad people. The simple fact is that now, she’s a total smoke show. It will be interesting to see where her career goes, and it will also be interesting to see how hot she continues to get.

8. Peyton List-19

Here’s another one that became famous because of being in numerous Disney productions, such as being the star of Jessie and also one of the stars in Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Speaking of kids, she was one until just recently, but all of a sudden, she’s turned into a woman, and it’s hard not to take notice. Peyton is about as gorgeous as they come, and it will be interesting to see where her career goes from here. There’s no doubt that her looks are going to continue to get better with each passing year. What remains to be seen is if she has the talent and the acting chops to continue her career as a big star. I’m guessing that she does.

7. Elle Fanning-19

Elle Fanning is 19 years old and definitely belongs on this list. Elle, who’s the younger sister of actress Dakota Fanning, has been incredibly successful as an actress. She’s been the star of numerous films and has many more completed that are ready to be released. But that isn’t the reason that she’s a part of this list. She’s included because there’s no doubt that she’s totally smoking. She looks really innocent at her age, which is either a positive or a negative, depending on your point of view. Either way, with all of her talent, she’s going to be around for a long time, so you have plenty of time to ogle her, and she has plenty of years left to be hot.

6. Maisie Williams-20

Some might think that Maisie Williams is an odd addition to this list. Personally, I think she fits in just fine. Does she have traditional beauty? Not really, but that’s in part why the Game of Thrones star is so cool. It’s easy to get turned on by some cookie cutter chick with blonde hair and traditional features, but when it comes right down to it, a lot of us like to get challenged a little bit by hooking up with someone who has a little depth. That’s where Maisie fits in. We saw her year after year playing tomboys like Arya Stark, and now, all of a sudden, she’s 20 years old, and let’s face it: she looks pretty awesome. The new season starts soon, so we’ll be able to check out what she looks like again.

5. Sabrina Carpenter-18

Here’s another Disney chick. How many of them are there? I guess it makes sense, in theory. Disney has a history of finding all sorts of cute teenage actresses to play roles in their movies and TV shows, and of course, sooner or later, these cute teenage actresses turn into really hot adults. It’s just what happens in the world. It’s pretty rare that a totally pretty teenager turns into an ugly adult, and if it does happen, then they just sort of fade away, never to be heard from again. That scenario is not going to happen with Sabrina Carpenter. She’s a singer as well as an actress and is obviously hot enough to stay in the public eye for a while.

4. Paris Berelc-18

Paris is another former Disney star who’s totally drop-dead gorgeous. She has a model’s face and a model’s body as well, except for one thing. She’s only 5’4, which pretty much disqualifies her from doing any high-fashion modeling work. I wouldn’t shed too many tears for her, though. A woman that looks this hot is going to be able to find work pretty much anytime she wants it. Even though she’s only 18 years old, it’s pretty much impossible to feel guilty about checking her out. She’s just too good-looking to ignore. I’m sure she’ll be around for many years to come, and it’s likely that she’ll just keep getting hotter.

3. Isabelle Fuhrman-20

Finally, we come across an actress who’s not a part of the Disney franchise. Isabelle is best known for her roles in the horror movie Orphan and for her role in The Hunger Games. She’s not a classic beauty. For one, she’s short, and she also has looks that are rather nontraditional, but in some ways, that’s what makes her so hot. A lot of guys are not into the type of woman who has the typical look, and Isabelle does a good job of walking that fine line between being totally hot and still looking somewhat accessible to the guy who isn’t attracted to a cookie-cutter blonde. With her acting skills, it’s likely that she’ll be around for a long time.

2. Bea Miller-18

Bea Miller is an 18-year-old singer and actress. That’s another thing about so many of these young women: they all sing and act. Like just one isn’t enough, they have to be everything all at once, which is kind of funny because the vast majority of these chicks are only well known because they’re good-looking. Bea is fairly talented, but she is, without a doubt, a looker. She just turned 18, so it will be interesting to see where her career, as well as her looks, takes her in the future. When one is as cute as she is, you would have to think she’ll be around for a while, but it’s hard to say how her talent and look will translate to older audiences.

1. Chloe Moretz-20

Chloe Moretz is one who seems like she’s going to be around for a long time. She was an extremely successful child actress, and she shows no sign of slowing down now that she’s an adult. And speaking of her being an adult, she totally turned into one who’s completely gorgeous. It isn’t an easy thing to be able to pull off the whole “innocent but still sexy vibe,” but Chloe does it better than most. One kind of knew that she wasn’t going to fade away as an adult star. It goes one way or the other with these young stars — they either just fade away, or they continue to get hotter. If I were to guess, Chloe is going to keep getting hotter for a long time.

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