Can You Complete 22 Phrases Every American Should Know?

Can You Complete 22 Phrases Every American Should Know?

 

If you are a true American, you will pass this test.


Asshole Del Taco Worker Treats Customers Like Crap, But Won’t Quit Job Because ‘This Is My Fuckin’ Fortune Right Here’

 

Asshole Del Taco Worker Treats Customers Like Crap, But Won’t Quit Job Because ‘This Is My Fuckin’ Fortune Right Here’

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When the Martians eventually descend from space to evaluate the leavings of our ruined planet, what will they find? Several broken love seats, a half-drunk bottle of Grey Goose, and this video, taken by a Del Taco customer at the drive-thru window and placed on The Internet for the world’s enjoyment.

It’s a tale as old as tacos themselves. An over-it employee flips off a customer who just wants a couple signature Del Inferno sauce packets, igniting an impassioned discourse on power dynamics and the upward mobility of the American working man.

“Alright bro, you want the whole story?” the worker says, posting up at window. The “whole story” is predictably underwhelming, something about the customers’ failure to properly place an order at an earlier window [out of frame].

The driver and his companion declare that the video will be posted NOT JUST ONLINE, but sent to the petulant worker’s boss. “You’re gonna get FIRED,” the videographer says, her voice dripping with vindictive glee.

“My dad’s actually a fuckin’ owner, so good luck with that,” he retorts. “How long you guys want to do this? Like five minutes? An hour? I can do this all fuckin’ day.”

The male customer helpfully suggests the employee quit. Maybe he should go to grad school, make something of himself. Follow his dreams. Become a DOCTOR.

“This is my fuckin’ fortune right here. Why would I quit? Do you know how much of a pot of gold this is?” he asks. Wait, what? How much of a pot of gold is this? What sort of cash cow is buried under all that shredded lettuce, anyway? Follow up questions go unasked, leaving the mystery of the Del Taco Gold to languish next to Jimmy Hoffa’s body. The sauce remains undelivered, but who cares. We’re all going to die eventually.

An update that makes all right in the world: HE GETS FIRED! HELL TO THE YEAH!!!

The video not only made it to his boss, but the Del Taco company was made aware of the encounter and made a statement:

“We strive to provide a positive guest experience at all of our restaurants and were appalled by this behavior as it is not representative of our high guest service standards. We took this incident very seriously and addressed it with the location’s franchisee, who took definitive action by terminating the employee immediately.”

Guess daddy couldn’t help you and most likely was not the owner in the first place.

The morale of the story is that you must assume there is a camera recording you at all times so don’t be a fucking taintcheese and treat people with respect.


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