20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

Titbits Of Trivia

Titbits Of Trivia


Russian TV Host Alena Vodonaeva Proves Russia Has Really Hot Women

Russian TV Host Alena Vodonaeva Proves Russia Has Really Hot Women

Russia as it’s a very cold place, but if you somehow end up there, you can warm up with Alena Vodonaeva on your television.

The 35-year-old TV host is a huge deal in her native country and she’s been in plenty of reality TV shows, starting with Dom-2, which is a show that focuses on potential suitors racing to build their own home. Vodonaeva was also on the Russian version of Dancing with the Stars. But it’s her work hosting stuff on MTV and DTV that really made her a big deal.

And Vodonaeva recently teamed up with Maxim Russia to take some amazing shots. Take a look at the magazine’s cover below:

 

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Cross-fitter And Fitness Model Sets The Record Straight After She's Told To Cover Her Nipples

Cross-fitter And Fitness Model Sets The Record Straight After She's Told To Cover Her Nipples

Brooke Ence wasn't in the mood for nonsense when another woman told her she should cover her nipples in her fitness photos on Instagram. Brooke took a stand against the notion that women should 'conform to a way of living' and be ashamed of their nipples as if they're something that needs to be hidden.

This is the video in question:

 

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48 GIRLS WITH BRA BURSTING CAPABILITIES

48 GIRLS WITH BRA BURSTING CAPABILITIES

 


34 GIRLS WHO HAVE DANGEROUS CURVES

34 GIRLS WHO HAVE DANGEROUS CURVES

 


Model Wendy Fiore Is A Big Fan Of Hand Bras

Model Wendy Fiore Is A Big Fan Of Hand Bras

 

The 34-year-old has become a big deal on Instagram as she uses the social media platform to share hot photos everyday — and most of these photos put her boobs on display.  And because she does this everyday. it seems, she has already reeled in over 450k followers on Instagram.

And since you want proof we’re going to give you just that. Below you will find photos of the Chicago native. Enjoy all these hand bra photos and more!

 

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Emmy Rossum's Topless Sex Scene in Shameless Is SHAMELESS [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Emmy Rossum's Topless Sex Scene in Shameless Is SHAMELESS [NSFW] [NUDITY]

Emmanuelle Grey "Emmy" Rossum is an American actress and singer-songwriter. She is best known for her portrayal of Fiona Gallagher in the television series Shameless. In these clips you get to see her fully exposed during one of her sex scenes.

 

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36 BABES WITH BEAUTIFUL BOOTIES

36 BABES WITH BEAUTIFUL BOOTIES

 

 

 


The 21 Most Famous Celebrity Sex Tapes

The 21 Most Famous Celebrity Sex Tapes

A no-bullshit guide to the most famous celebrity sex tapes of all time.

Celebrity porn, is a fascinating watch, if you are into that... but waiting for the next 'leaked' tape or images can take forever.

So until the next big scandal hits the internet, check out this history of celebrity sex tapes. We break it down for you in the simplest way possible

 

Jayne Kennedy and Leon Isaac Kennedy

Long Story Short: Groundbreaking African-American sports bunny gets a hand from actor and soon-to-be-ex-husband.

The Breakdown: Leon, the star of the boxer-in-prison penitentiary film franchise, supposedly leaked the tape during the pair’s nasty breakup.

The Action: The former NFL Today cohost is a world-class hump, whether she’s grinding her big, beautiful booty on Leon’s cock or massaging his balls while two of his fingers are crammed up her ass. She gives tasty head, too, knocking his cock back like a shot of cheap tequila. Jayne’s up for just about anything — and by tape’s end, just about anything is up her. The tape is notorious for its show stopping fisting scene.

Stop, Look, and Listen: The tape was made in their home with the radio playing in the background, so the soundtrack is killer. Watching them pose naked to Blondie’s “Rapture” is cute, but watching Leon’s handy work during Herman’s Hermits’ “I’m Into Something Good” is hilarious.

Availability: This is why God invented Google.

The Go-Go’s

Photo by Robert Matheu

Long Story Short: High-flying, inebriated pop princesses stir up some shit, only to have it rain down on them years later.

The Breakdown: This one puts the “scandal” in “celebrity sex scandal,” and for good reason. When David, a member of the Go-Go’s’ road crew, is too shitfaced to get hard enough to jerk off in a hotel bathroom, Belinda Carlisle and Kathy Valentine try to get a fan named Elaine to blow him. She says no, so the gang raps about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll. Basically it’s the new-wave version of the Stones’ Cocksucker Blues, only without the sucking.

The Action: Dave passes out in bed and Valentine tries to wake him up by smearing him with shaving cream, stuffing a vibrator up his ass, and giving him a hot foot. She succeeds.

The Best Line: A bleary-eyed Carlisle slurs, “This is gonna be real interesting to show one day, huh?” The answer to that one would be “Yes!”

Availability: Not hard to find. An edited version of this tape was sold for years, bundled with Rob Lowe’s and Chuck Berry’s sexcapades.

Rob Lowe

Long Story Short: Brat Pack heart throb gets caught with his pants down but keeps his dignity intact.

The Breakdown: The tape you’ve seen on the Internet and TV isn’t the famous footage shot during the 1988 Democratic convention in Atlanta that apparently featured Lowe with two women, one of whom was underage. This more widely circulated video features Lowe with a girl and another guy.

The Action: Though it’s grainy, you can still see that what Lowe lacks in dramatic chops, he makes up for with chops of another kind. He pounds away at his special friend for a good ten minutes at a time before calling time-out for a beer. And between the pixels, it seems like he’s got a pretty impressive package.

Blink and You’ll Miss: Rob Lowe drinks Miller!

Availability: Copies are available bundled with the Go-Go’s and Chuck Berry footage.

Chuck Berry

Long Story Short: Fifties guitar legend gets exposed as urophilic bad boy.

The Breakdown:Berry’s as prolific a pornographer as he is a songwriter, with both careers producing a trail of classics. His nude pics were published in High Society, which he sued, and his private sex tapes were made public. He’s also been suspected of putting videocameras in the women’s room of his Missouri restaurant.

The Action: The sex is pretty run-of-the-mill; it’s Berry’s scatological fascination that makes this one a keeper. When
 he’s not pissing on his girlfriend or having her shake his freshly drained vein, he farts in her face while she blows him.

Now We Get It: He did write “The Wee Wee Hours,” didn’t he?

Availability: In edited form, with the Rob Lowe and Go-Go’s tape.

Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly

Long Story Short: Knee-capping ice queen goes for the long green and unwittingly starts a cottage industry.

The Breakdown: Tonya and Jeff tried to revive her failing career by selling off what was hyped as a “honeymoon tape,” and was marketed for sale exclusively by Penthouse magazine.

The Action: Exactly how you’d think fucking a white-trash princess like Harding would be: interesting for a few minutes but for the most part, nothing special.

Oh, Really?: Even though Harding’s wearing a wedding dress in the beginning, it wasn’t her wedding night. It was a Halloween costume. No wonder this is so scary.

Availability: Although it sold thousands in the past, the only way to see this one is if a buddy has the VHS version lying around.

Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels

Long Story Short: Surprisingly resilient sex queen survives her first potential career-wrecker.

The Breakdown: This was filmed after a 1994 Halloween party and later swiped by a “friend” who saw dollar signs but got nothing but headaches. In 1998, Anderson and Michaels successfully sued to keep the tape under wraps, but by that time everyone and their brother already had a copy.

The Action: Pam strips and then
 plays with her tits for a good ten minutes — and they are a good ten minutes — before Michaels comes in. She gives him a slow, loving blowjob, then mounts him. Michaels eats her pussy then fucks her missionary-style. A second part of the tape is much higher quality but only a few minutes long, and shows her fucking him cowgirl while she flashes her bunghole.

Did You Know?: The metal bad boy likes to cuddle! Aww!

Availability: The Internet

Ted Turner and Jane Fonda

Long Story Short: Media mogul gets cornholed by his commie sympathizer–turned–workout guru wife and gets his ass saved by porn mogul.

The Breakdown: This baby was presumably only given one public screening when a solicitor brought
 it to the offices of Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine, hoping to sell it for around $1 million.

The Action: This one’s so rare that even we haven’t seen it. According to those who have, the tape features CNN founder Ted Turner in a three-way with then-wife Jane Fonda and another woman. Jane and Ted have never commented on it, but there’s good reason to believe the tape does exist. In his porn memoir Prisoner of X, former Hustler editor Allan MacDonell writes about having viewed it with Flynt in his office. Though the Hustler founder and top dog didn’t buy this tape, he purchased a different sex tape and gave it to Turner as a token. Of what, exactly, we couldn’t tell you.

Best Line (Allegedly): Jane’s dildo falls out of Ted’s ass and he barks, “Damn it, Jane. You always do that when I’m ready to come!”

Availability: In your fuckin’ dreams, buddy.

Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder

Long Story Short: Once-relevant hair-band messiah beds otherwise-Sapphic sex queen, and a nation yawns.

The Breakdown: America’s hunger for rock-star porn is further fed when Internet Entertainment Group acquires this rough-cut gem, which surprisingly has no legal drama attached. We’re sure that Mötley Crüe’s female demographic was dying to check this out, but by tape’s end Neil proves that even though he managed to bag one of the biggest sex symbols in America, he’s no Tommy Lee.

The Action: Call us biased, but the only reason to check this out is because the well Neil dips his nib into is our own Janine Lindemulder, the Penthouse Pet–turned–porn star who was famous for only doing women on film for most of her career. This was her first officially released boy-girl scene, about a decade before her film Maneater. Nestled away in a tropical paradise, Neil, Janine, and a sexy female friend explore some caves. Neil does a little spelunking of his own back at their bungalow, chowing down on the happy hussies before making porno history with the beautiful blonde Janine.

Fun Fact: The sexy friend, whose face was blurred out for contractual reasons, is widely believed to be Penthouse Pet Brandy Ledford.

Availability: Sold in your finder smut emporia under the title Janine & Vince Neil: Hardcore & Uncensored.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee

Long Story Short: Living blow-up doll and her rock-star hubby share their love with the world.

The Breakdown: The Star Wars of celebrity sex tapes was found in a safe that was stolen from the couple’s home. After a company threatened to sell it online, Pam and Tommy sued for invasion of privacy, and each was awarded at least $740,000. Naturally, a deal was struck to release the vid over-the-counter; the legal version did boffo box office and was named Adult Video News magazine’s top-selling and top-renting release of 1999.

The Action: Sorry, but the banging is b-o-o-o-ring. Sure, Pam gives her well-hung hubby some spirited head, throws him a quickie, and takes a come shot on her tummy, but they’re so in love, it’s like watching your parents fuck. Okay, maybe not your parents, but somebody’s parents.

Did You Know?: Tommy has a big dick, but he comes in less than a minute.

Availability: Any adult-video store will have it, unless they’re sold out.

Gena Lee Nolin and Former Husband Greg Fahlman

Long Story Short: Pam Anderson Lite has her own sex tape, with less spectacular results.

The Payoff: According to press accounts, Nolin’s flack has said she leaked this in 2004 — the same year she divorced Fahlman and started dating hockey player Cale Hulse. It was reportedly being hawked to porn companies for $1 million but was never made legally available.

The Sex: Baywatch fans creamed at the thought of Gena Lee Nolin sans her trademark red swimsuit, but this tape, probably made around 1993, is one ugly affair. Fahlman makes her strip, but she’s hurting from breast surgery so she makes it quick. He keeps barking orders at her, telling her to get on all fours. The schlumpy Fahlman does her doggie-style for a few seconds before she says it hurts too much. Then she gives his dick a quick suck and begs off so they can watch the tape. She clearly isn’t into any of it and bad-mouths him the entire time. Frankly, we’d rather watch Hasselhoff.

Blink and You’ll Miss: Gena gives her panties a quick sniff before tossing them on the floor.

Availability: The proverbial black market.

Eve

Long Story Short: Rhyme-spitting fashion diva gets pronged by literal and figurative jerk-off.

The Breakdown: Yet another music star makes yet another sex tape only to have it leaked, yet again, onto the Internet.

The Action: The former Philly stripper gets pumped with a dildo while her partner jacks off. End of story.

Blink and You’ll Miss: Almost everything, since the online clip is only 20 seconds long.

Availability: Not!

Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon

Long Story Short: Inexplicably fascinating celebutante turns unwitting porn star and finally gets a career.

The Breakdown: For some reason, the Hilton Hotel heiress was banging the well-hung Salomon and trusted him enough to let him tape it. This is the result of their first video escapade. In 2006, the bootleg version became the third most-watched video online, logging a considerable 400 million hits until we, for one, stopped counting. The officially released version, 1 Night in Paris, was AVN’s top-selling and top-renting release of 2005.

The Action: She takes Salomon’s healthy cock with barely a shudder, but not surprisingly, she seems more interested in watching herself on the monitor. The then nineteen-year-old rich girl looks like a refugee from Meerkat Manor in the much-parodied night-vision footage, but the full-color blowjob scene is rock-solid.

Blink and You’ll Miss: Paris almost showing some emotion, but not quite.

Availability: Any good online smut shop.

R. Kelly

Long Story Short: High-rollin’ soulster lets his taste for water sports and young girls (and we mean young) out of the closet, and ultimately manages to stay out of jail.

The Breakdown: Kelly, who married the late R&B star Aaliyah when she was 15, got busted after the Chicago Sun-Times reported the existence of a sex tape featuring, among other charming scenes, him a girl who was allegedly fourteen years old at the time. Kelly was ultimately cleared of child pornography charges because the girl couldn’t be positively identified; his other partner from the video later claimed to believe the girl was 16 at the time.

The Action: Don’t make us do that.

Availability: Not worth the risk.

Fred Durst and Masha Novoselova

Long Story Short: Rap-metal meathead gets laid, hacked, and ultimately owned.

The Breakdown: Hot on the heels of the Paris Hilton cellphone hack came news that some enterprising techie swiped this baby from Durst’s computer — or Sidekick, depending on which version you hear.

The Action: Durst is such a flatliner in the sack (or just soooo self-absorbed) that at one point he turns the camera away from his dick and onto his own face. Surprisingly, you can tell the difference.

Fun Fact: Fred’s cock isn’t as small as chat-room trolls would have you believe.

Availability: You don’t really wanna go there, do you?

Gene Simmons and Traci Anna Koval

Long Story Short: You wanted the best and you got... grainy, B&W nanny-cam footage of Kiss founder Gene Simmons banging adult model Traci Anna Koval in a hotel room.

The Breakdown: Filmed without his knowledge in 2003, Simmons bought the footage (and its copyright) shortly after it was recorded. In 2008, a site called GenesSecret.com (don’t waste your time, it’s down) offered a one-minute teaser from the eight-minute original with the promise of more to come with a paid membership; to his credit, Simmons successfully had the site shut down. Interestingly enough, the site launched mere weeks before the third season premier episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels, which was set to reveal the results of the previous season’s cliffhanger lie detector test determining whether The Demon had actually slept with 4,800 women. Who woulda thunk it?

The Action: Not surprisingly, the world’s biggest sexual narcissist comes off as just that. He doesn’t use his trademark tongue on Traci at all, he just drops his pants, leaves his T-shirt on (thank god), slithers into a rubber (thank god), then mounts Traci missionary before some cowgirl and doggie-style. At one point he practically head butts her when they’re changing positions, which they seem to discuss like Gene’s negotiating a licensing deal.

Please, God, Make It Stop: Like the Jayne Kennedy tape, the best thing here is the radio playing in the background. The pair fuck to the almost-too-good-to-be-true soundtrack of “I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner and the Steve Perry hit “Oh Sherrie (Hold On),” which is pretty funny when he’s hitting her doggie-style.

Availability: The entire clip is available online if you know where to look.

Joanie “Chyna” Laurer and Wrestler Sean “X-Pac” Waltman

Long Story Short: Grappling ginch and insignificant other jump on the celeb-porn gravy train.

The Breakdown: Whether this was “stolen,” “leaked,” or intentionally marketed, the former WWE starlet was really just continuing the career trajectory started by her 2000 spread in Playboy.

The Action: Better than you’d think. Joanie’s surprisingly hot in faux dominatrix gear, but she’s a surprisingly docile and compliant sex puppet. She sucks cock like a pro and, in the tape’s best scene, takes it up the ass like she’s maybe done it once or twice before. AVN’s top-selling release of 2006.

Look Away or You’ll See: The forest of acne peppering Joanie’s otherwise accommodating glutes.

Availability: Most online porn retailers.

Jenna Lewis and Travis Wolfe

Long Story Short: Survivor also-ran trumps Mark Burnett with a sex scandal that was more marketing than mischief.

The Breakdown: Shortly before the live finale
 of Survivor: All-Stars, America learned that one of the players was all tore up over a honeymoon sex tape. When she mentioned that the tape was available on the web, a reporter snooped around and learned that Jenna and her manager allegedly owned the site you could buy it from.

The Action: The appeal of the tape has outlived the marriage, and with good reason: It smokes. Jenna looks like a blast in the sack.

Best Line: After complimenting Wolfe’s genetic makeup for enabling him to fuck so well, Lewis says, “That’s right, I invoked the name of your mother while we’re having sex. Now fuck me harder!”

Availability: A number of download sites.

Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain

Long Story Short: Playboy Playmate beds Irish bad boy for fun and...

The Breakdown: Farrell and Narain made this “strictly private and confidential” 13-minute video in 2003; two years later he sued her, celebrity-sex-tape broker David Hans Schmidt (who committed suicide after trying to extort millions from Tom Cruise), and online smut peddler Internet Commerce Group to prevent its sale. Narain said she didn’t know how it was leaked and agreed to help stop it, but Farrell again accused her of trying to profit from its distribution. Farrell got an injunction and has aggressively pursued anyone trying to make money from the tape ever since.

The Action: Farrell shouldn’t have bothered hiding this. He comes off looking like a total stud, showing off his big cock, buff body, and ability to bag some top-shelf tail. The sexiest part is watching Narain slide Farrell’s cock into her mouth. The funniest part is watching her pull his pubes from her teeth. This beats Alexander by a long shot.

Best Dialogue: Narain: “Do you want to watch some porn?” Farrell: “I fookin’ live on parn!”

Availability: The Internet, kids, if you’re lucky.

Dustin “Screech” Diamond

Long Story Short: Former teen star revives failing career and performs an urban-legendary sex act.

The Breakdown: The real screech here isn’t Diamond’s character from Saved by the Bell, but the floundering actor’s gross attempt to get some attention. You’re invited to watch as Double D sexes up two chicks in a real-life round of hide the salami. Diamond told MSNBC talk-show host Joe Scarborough that he and some unnamed B-list Hollywood buds play a game called “poke ’em,” where they wager on who can commit the most outrageous sex act on film.

Blink and You’ll Miss: The last shred of dignity Diamond might have had after he hawked T-shirts to save his house from foreclosure.

What the Fuck: Diamond gives one gal the legendary “Dirty Sanchez,” a high degree-of-difficulty bedroom maneuver that involves poking his finger up her ass so he can leave a thin fecal mustache on her upper lip upon withdrawal. You may be amused, but she was not.

Availability: Most adult online video stores.

Kim Kardashian and Ray J

Long Story Short: Second-wave celebutard does a Paris Hilton and, for better or worse, a family dynasty is born.

The Breakdown: Vivid Entertainment made headlines with their tale of a leaked tape, which they then bought for a hefty sum and — after all the legal paperwork, including checks, had been signed — released Kim Kardashian, superstar to the world. What was originally a roughly five-minute clip is given the Pam and Tommy Lee treatment with the addition of some vacation and holiday footage to bulk up the running time — and the repetition of actual sex action to pad things out further, with the moaning and groaning dubbed in along the way.

The Action: Above and beyond Ray J.’s annoying habit of facing the camera to let... someone know how in control he is, the sex is pretty standard. If nothing else, the world finds out that Kim has a fabulous ass when she’s getting the prone bone, and Ray J. isn’t too shabby in the big black cock department.

You Ain’t Gonna See: The pair indulge in a little water sports, because that shit was cut out.

Availability: You can find the video all over the Internet, for sale or for free. Let your conscience be your guide.

Jimi Hendrix

Long Story Short: Vivid Entertainment’s zeal to corner the celebrity porn market reaches an embarrassing low with Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape, an obvious repackaging of an anonymous 70s stag film as the holy grail of celebrity sex tapes.

The Breakdown: A well-hung black dude who isn’t Jimi Hendrix bangs two chicks who never got closer to the guitar god than their turntable, while modern-day interviews with Pamela Des Barres and Cynthia Plaster Caster, two groupie goddesses who also never played with Jimi’s Wild Thing, give this piece of crap the socially redeeming, quasi-documentary something it needed to justify its existence.

The Action: There is none, because it ain’t Jimi Hendrix.

Blink and You’ll Miss: Jimi Hendrix fucking two groupies, ’cuz that ain’t what you’ll be seeing here.

Availability: Save your money. This thing’s a hoax.


Hot Nursing Student Holly Gunn Will Have You Fake Being Sick

Hot Nursing Student Holly Gunn Will Have You Fake Being Sick

Allow me to pat myself on the back for that glorious headline.

Now we’ve talked about hot nurses before — I’m talking about nurses like Carina Lynn and Lauren Drain. But now it’s time to talk about nursing student Holly Gunn.

Aside from having quite the name, the Australian hottie has made quite the name for herself on Instagram, where she has over 35k followers. And that’s because there are a lot of people out there interested in nursing, right? Well, actually it’s because Gunn has a hell of a bum. That’s right, it’s a bum that Gunn has no problem at all showing off as she shares a ton of hot photos in bikinis. So all you folks in Australia may want to fake a cough soon just so you can run into Gunn at the doctor’s.

But for now, let’s check out the hottest photos of Gunn below thanks to her Instagram.

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Want To See A Sex Doll's Life-Like T*tties In Action? WATCH THIS

Want To See A Sex Doll's Life-Like T*tties In Action? WATCH THIS

Once we get some good artificial intelligence going we are gonna be robosexuals.  No contest, give me the robo titties.

 


48 GIRLS WHO ARE ALL ABOUT THAT GAP

48 GIRLS WHO ARE ALL ABOUT THAT GAP

 

 

 


20 'ADULT' STARS BEFORE THEY WERE 'ADULTS'

20 'ADULT' STARS BEFORE THEY WERE 'ADULTS'

Sasha Grey

Jenna Jameson

Traci Lords

Bree Olson

Taylor Vixen

Asia Carrera

Traci Lords

Lexi Belle

Tyla Wynn

Diamond Foxxx

Jessica James

Nina Hartley

Juelz Ventura

Taylor Rain

Belladonna

Jesse Jane

Ginger Lyn

Jaimee Foxworth

Janine Lindemulder

Ron Jeremy


70 HEAVENLY-IT’S T&A TUESDAY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

70 HEAVENLY-IT’S T&A TUESDAY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

 

 

 


69 Rules Of What Not To Do At An Orgy

69 Rules Of What Not To Do At An Orgy

An orgy is not a free for all. Contrary to popular opinion, there is actually a best practice for an orgy. There are dos and don’ts. There is etiquette and there are standards. There is no limit to the amount of people that can participate in an orgy, but there is a point of diminishing return. There are no limits as to the gender, religion, or race of participants. But like the United Colors of Benetton, a good orgy strikes a balance between all identities and sexual preferences. Now, for those of you who have yet to participate in a proper orgy, the dos seem pretty logical and simple: take pleasure and have lots of sex. It is the don’ts, or the things better off not experienced, that make the difference in a successful orgy.

1. Do not wear dirty underwear.

2. Shave close; Chins can scratch up thighs.

3. Wear clothing that buttons and unbuttons easily—and not too much of it.

4. Do not bring children and/or pets. This includes dogs, cats, elephants, and aardvarks.

5. Try not to throw up on the others.

6. Do not drink too much and cry about your misspent adulthood.

7. Do not throw a tantrum.

8. Do not run around the neighborhood naked, and, in particular, do not run back to the wrong house.

9. Do not probe the guests; Don’t ask people's last names, what they do for a living, or what schools they went to—unless they seem not to mind.

10. Don't hog the bathroom.

Illustration by Ian Moore

11. Do not menstruate. Especially if you are a man.

12. Don’t come without a partner.

13. Don't come with a partner who leaves before the screwing starts.

14. Take your watch off. Better still, don’t wear one.

15. Don't be uptight when someone approaches, dominates, or just plain fucks you.

16. If you can't find a partner of your own, do not call up the host and insist he find you a partner.

17. Do not go into a jealous rage if you find your wife screwing someone else. Just remember that she came with you and she will probably go home with you; after all, that's where all her stuff is.

18. Do not pee on anybody who does not want to be peed on. Or in.

19. Do not fall in love.

20. Do not invite someone you just met to come home with you and live with you.

21. Do not ask anyone to get a divorce.

22. Do not suggest that you can't understand how a lovely woman like the one you are screwing can stay with such a dog of a husband.

23. Do not criticize the wine.

24. Do not say, "All the people here are dogs."

25. Do not threaten to burn down the house if your wife doesn't stop doing whatever she's doing.

26. Try not to put your fist through any doors or windows.

27. Do not have a heart attack or any disease necessitating calling the cops or the hospital.

28. If there's a pool, do not jump in at 6 AM, with an ear-shattering war whoop when everyone else is asleep. Do not drown people and then claim you were "just horsing around."

29. If there is someone famous at the party, do not fuck them and then spend the rest of your life telling everybody about it.

30. Do not go a week without showering and then wonder why people avoid you at a swing.

Illustration by Malika Favre

31. Do not suddenly become reclusive the moment you arrive at a party and go into a corner and curl up and rock back and forth like a schizophrenic.

32. Do not become paranoid and think everybody hates you or is laughing about you. Especially if it is true.

33. Don't touch any male's genitals unless you ask permission first, since most men at these things are not bisexual.

34. Don't be afraid to say hello to people you don't know, and don’t be afraid to fuck them.

35. If you drove eight people to a very rural area for a swing, do not get up at 5 AM and take off just like that and leave them all stranded.

36. Don't hog the pot.

37. Don't call your shrink from the party. Wait till you get home.

38. Don't have any screaming fights with anybody unless they really deserve it.

39. Don't bring all your horny fat friends, uninvited.

40. Do not give everybody the clap.

41. Do not charge for your services. For example, if you are a chiropractor and you happen to crack somebody's neck, do not present them with a bill as they are walking out the door.

42. If the party is racially mixed, it is not absolutely necessary to talk about this; Everybody already knows it. If you must express your prejudices, try to do so in a manner that will not cause the member of the race maligned to punch you out or leave the party.

43. Do not hog the New York Times on Sunday.

44. Do not arrive uninvited at a party unless you are sure you’re something pretty special.

45. Do not steal things.

46. Do not pass out. If you insist upon passing out, have the courtesy to remove yourself from the middle of the bed first.

47. Don't spend the dinner hour fucking—but if you do, don't stomp downstairs afterwards demanding to be fed.

48. If it is late, say, 4 AM, at a party, and you cannot find your wife and everyone’s asleep, do not run around screaming her name hysterically; She will probably turn up in the morning.

49. Do not try to steal anybody's wife; If you borrow one, try to return her within a reasonable period of time.

50. Do not get hysterical or have a nervous breakdown until you get home.

51. If you and your wife decide to get a divorce during a swing, do it quietly and in good taste. Ideally, no one at the party should know about the divorce until the whole thing is a fait accompli.

52. Don't say no to unusual things that could be great—like getting fucked by a big toe, for example.

53. Do not screw outdoors in the sun without first putting lots of suntan oil on your back, if you are a man—or on your knees, if you are a woman.

54. Pitch in and pay your share of the hotel room bill, the food bills, liquor, etc.

55. Do not call other continents without charging it to your home phone.

56. Do not assume that, just because a girl tells you to hit her, she wants you to beat her senseless.

57. Do not bring any nutcases, creeps, or weidos with you.

58. Do not have bad breath.

59. Do not let any pieces of toilet paper stick to your private parts.

60. Have a clean asshole.

61. Do not serve or eat cole slaw, cabbage, or beans.

62. Do not serve or eat asparagus. They have a high sulphur content and it makes going down on you taste like striking a match.

63. Bring foam rubber mattresses.

64. Put your underpants and your socks under your pillow or in your shoes.

65. Don't take out your contact lenses.

66. Cut your fingernails.

67. Don't keep cats, if possible. They make some people wheeze, and you're never quite sure what’s licking you, if you're one of those people who cares.

68. Do not take notes during a swing.

69. Do not write magazine articles about orgies.

If You Don't Follow the Rules

So what happens if you choose not to follow our well-founded advice? A Good Old Fashioned Orgy tells the tale of a would-be enjoyable orgy with far too many faux pas.

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Unrated

A thirty-something party animal decides to throws an orgy at his father's Hamptons pad for one last hurrah. Now he just needs to work through some killjoy friends, a potential romance, and try to finish up before the real estate agent sells the house.


Joselyn Cano Has A Behind That Is Unreal - No Seriously... Is That Thing Real?

Joselyn Cano Has A Behind That Is Unreal - No Seriously... Is That Thing Real?

Josely Cano has quite the can!

 

 

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Jess Cribbon Is Seriously Sexy Writhing Around In Lingerie

Jess Cribbon Is Seriously Sexy Writhing Around In Lingerie

WRITHING IS ALWAYS GOOD - WRITHING IS GREAT

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34 GIRLS WHO ARE 'NO BRA OUTLAWS'

34 GIRLS WHO ARE 'NO BRA OUTLAWS'

 


SEXY SEARCH AND SEIZURE? COPS ARREST FEMALE THIEVES WITH BOOTY FLASHING IN THE AIR

SEXY SEARCH AND SEIZURE? COPS ARREST FEMALE THIEVES WITH BOOTY FLASHING IN THE AIR

A very bodacious arrest.

 


The Top 10 Celebrity Boobs From The 1970s

The Top 10 Celebrity Boobs From The 1970s

In a world where breast implants have become a common gift for college graduates, it can be hard for naturally well-endowed babes to stand apart from the rest of society. It wasn't always this way. In the 1970s breast beauty peaked.

Pam Grier

When it comes to creating a list of celebrity boobs, you can’t exclude Pam Grier. But don’t tell her that you are checking out her rack because this badass knows how to kick butt! Best known for her roles in Coffy and Foxy Brown, Grier not only created, but defined the archetypal blaxploitation heroine. She was sexy, self-assured, and independent. Bottom line, she didn’t take nonsense from anyone! In fact, Grier still doesn’t take any nonsense. As the first African-American woman to appear on the cover of Gloria Steinem’s Ms., she became an early feminist icon both onscreen and in real life. In her memoir, FoxyMy Life in Three Acts, she shares true-life accounts of times that she battled with both sexism and racism. Yet these moments didn’t damper her spirit or crush her will power. In fact, all of the opposition just made her even more determined to succeed at a time when women of colour had few opportunities to make it in showbiz. For this, we are grateful because if she had never made it to the big screen, we wouldn’t be able to admire her kick-ass figure!

Angela Adams

Looking at Bob Guccione’s gorgeous shots of the Angela Adams, you’ll notice that she had two very big reasons why she was a Penthouse Pet. With a body that looked both sultry and playful at the same time, she handled the props and settings of a typical Penthouse shoot of the early 1970s with ease. Although she doesn’t have the celebrity status of some of her peers, her boobs did help make her famous. As one of Guccione’s finest models to pose during the early seventies, Angela Adams was titillating Penthouse Magazine readers at the height of the sexual revolution. Her perfectly symmetrical and natural breasts are something wonderful to behold and fans have sought after her images for years in order to retain the nostalgia of what great boobs onse looked like. A simpler time, a bouncier time, a less silicon implant time.

Barbara Eden

What would you ask for if a genie promised you three wishes? If two of those wishes don’t involve seeing more of Barbara Eden in her genie costume, then you aren’t old enough to appreciate just how sultry she was during the early 1970’s, or that poorly conceived hook line. In fact, she’s still gorgeous, even after more than 50 years after I Dream Of Jeannie made it’s on-air debut. During the show’s golden years, fans fell in love with Eden and her cleavage, which was on full display. However, that’s the only amount of skin that was really shown. In fact, critics used to joke that Eden had no navel, as it was almost never visible when in costume. The network censors began to insist that her navel should remain hidden throughout the rest of the series. Thankfully nobody mentioned anything about keeping her perfect cleavage from being covered. But whether it’s magic or just good genes, Eden still has a body that most women wish for.

Billie Dean

The 1970s was a crucial time for Bob Guccione’s Penthouse Magazine. Billie Deane was one of Guccione’s best models in the 1970s. Having pioneered the concept of what he then called the “Gucci Girl,” Bob started Penthousein 1965 and premiered the magazine in the U.S. in 1969. He needed beautiful women to make his dreams of overtaking Playboy Magazine, a realization. That’s where Billie Deane came ion the scene. Also known as Gillian Duxbury, she first started off as a Page Three Girl which is a U.K. tabloid that featured topless women. Yet when she became the Penthouse Pet of the Month March 1972, Deane showed off a lot more than just her perfect celebrity boobs. She also showed her pubic hair, which created a scandal and contributed to the Pubic Wars between Playboy and Penthouse.

Brigitte Bardot

Hard to be a sex symbol without having incredible tits. With a body like a guitar and long, blonde hair, Brigitte Bardot was one of the few European actresses to have the mass media’s attention in the United States. But it was more than just her looks that drew people to her. She was an incredible actress and many of her movies were light-hearted romances. It also didn’t hurt that she appeared nude in a majority of them. But in 1973, shortly before her 39th birthday, Bardot announced her retirement from acting and focused her attention solely on animal rights. In 1986, she established the Brigitte Bardot Foundation for the Welfare and Protection of Animals. Bardot has raised millions of dollars to ensure that the Foundation would become a great help for animals worldwide. Although she is no longer acting, or appearing nude in Playboy, Bardot’s body is still one of the best things the French ever gave America.

Avril Lund

Blessed with both beauty and brains, Avril Lund has the luck of the Irish on her side. Plus, have you seen her boobs? Talk about two pots of gold! Born in Dublin, Ireland, this Irish lass was featured as the Penthouse Pet of the Month March 1973 and again as the 1974 Penthouse Pet of the Year. With her breathtaking 40-24-36 figure, it’s no surprise that her pictorial brought in the highest percentage sale of any issue. Avril became so loved, that when she made her subsequent personal appearance tour, she attracted crowds from all over the world. But with a forty inch bust line, what’s not to love? Not to mention that her signature tan lines emphasized the massiveness of her chest. Truly a wonder of nature!

Joanne Latham

In her prime, Joanne Latham drove all the men wild with her 36-23-36 figure. Even Bob Guccione and Hugh Hefner weren’t immune to her charm. In fact, in 1979, these two erotica giants publically battled it out for the opportunity to publish her first nude pictures. While both men fought valiantly in the hopes of securing her nudes, in the end, Latham signed a contract with Guccione. In return for her signature, she was given 70,000 euros and appeared in the 10th Anniversary edition, covering a 19-page spread. That edition made U.S history with a record-breaking profit of $18 million, which is no surprise seeing how we would pay anything to see her breasts just one more time.

Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch helped transform America’s feminine ideal into its current state and her beautiful looks made her the definitive 1960s and 1970s sex icon. Welch had been acting in movies for a couple of years before she took on the prehistoric role in, One Million Years B.C., which got her famously noticed. If you haven’t seen the images of this lady in a deer skin bikini, tantalizing the local cavemen, then you need to. Although she only had three lines in the film, her luscious figure in a fur bikini made her a star and the dream girl of millions of young moviegoers. Not to mention that this Bolivian-American actress could fill out a swimsuit with the best of them. With her flowing auburn hair, wide smile and, let’s face it, incredible breasts, she is still considered one of the most beautiful women in the world to this day.

Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton’s larger-than-life chest on her petite five-foot frame receives as much attention from fans as her platinum-selling singing voice. Currently standing at 40DD, it is speculated that she may be among the most well-endowed women in America. Although there are, no surprise, rumors that she is not naturally stuctered, during the 1970s, these celebrity boobs were one hundred percent real. Throughout her career, her breast size has elicited mixed reactions from her fans. The real excitement about her breasts is the rumor that her boobs are actually tattooed, along with her arms. Think about it. When’s the last time you’ve seen her wear short sleeves? If only this country sensation would sing about her secrets!

Patricia Barret

Patricia Barrett was only 22 years old when she posed naked for Bob Guccione. However, if fans don’t recognize her name, that might be due to the fact that she is more commonly known as Cherokee. While only six and a quarter percent Native Indian, the name stuck. She owes her heritage to her great-great-grandfather, who hailed from north of England, a Forty-Niner in the Great California Gold Rush of the 19th century. Men have been mining for gold in her hills since they first laid eyes on her Penthouse Magazine spread.


It's Time For Some SFW Photos Of Porn Star Legend Asa Akira

It's Time For Some SFW Photos Of Porn Star Legend Asa Akira

 

The 32-year-old has been in the adult film business for about ten years now, logging in over 505 adult films. And through that time Akira has also gotten numerous awards including the AVN Female Performer of the Year, becoming only the second Asian person to ever win that award. It all kicked off in 2007 while Akira was working on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show. And it was there where Akira met porn star Gina Lynn, who offered Akira porn work. And the rest is horny history.

Before that Akira was a dominatrix and a stripper. So yeah, this lady has no problem stripping her clothes off for some hard cash. Akira has close to one million followers on Instagram, and since we can’t show you any of her naked stuff on here, you should enjoy the photos below thanks to Akira’s Instagram.

 

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A STUDY OF RIPPED JEANS AND SEXY BOOTAY: 29 IMAGES

A STUDY OF RIPPED JEANS AND SEXY BOOTAY: 29 IMAGES


THERE'S JUST SOMETHING GREAT ABOUT 38 GIRLS WEARING GLASSES

THERE'S JUST SOMETHING GREAT ABOUT 38 GIRLS WEARING GLASSES


50 NIFTY-NAUGHTY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

50 NIFTY-NAUGHTY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

 

 

 

 

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12 Of The Best Sexy Southern Porn Stars

12 Of The Best Sexy Southern Porn Stars

Cut-off jeans, bikini top, bare feet – according to the music duo Maddie and Tae, that’s the stereotypical costume of a “Girl In A Country Song.” Their song is a protest of sorts, but it can’t be denied—since even before Daisy Duke squeezed into her first pair of Daisy Dukes, there’s always been something uniquely sexy about a Southern girl. And this certainly extends to the realm of adult entertainment, although statistically speaking, down-home girls aren’t particularly porn-friendly. California is still the place you ought to be born if you want to end up in porn. Florida has its own mini-industry porn, comes in second—a distant second. Florida does count as a Southern state though because Lynyrd Skynyrd hailed from there, and he did write “Sweet Home Alabama.”

Desiree Cousteau

Birthplace:
Savannah, Georgia

Career span:
1976-1986

The perky, zaftig 1970s porn pioneer was reportedly raised in a very conservative Baptist family and eventually enrolled in college in Athens, Georgia. “I was going to college and I needed to bring in some money, so I started doing some nude modeling,” she told one interviewer back in the day. That’s how it usually works. Nude modeling is a gateway drug to the porn industry. “I moved to California and got a job as a topless dancer. I loved dancing so much I stopped going to school… My first job as a go-go dancer was at ‘The Classic Cat’ in Hollywood.” Desiree’s major contribution to porn was her role in the Alex De Renzy classic, Pretty Peaches, in which she played a pliable naïf patterned after the female Candide by Terry Southern in his parody Candy. The rest of her career was more ordinary, albeit distinguished by reliable bouncy scenes. Where is she now? No one actually knows, it seems. Smut king, Al Goldstein, himself now a thing of the past, told those who asked that she had gone mad and died. Other reports say she went back to school and got a degree in psychology. Who knows? It is not likely she returned to Savannah.

Seka

Birthplace:
Virginia

Career span:
1977-1993

The busty, sexually voracious platinum blonde was such a porn icon at here peak she actually had a song written for her. A bunch of songs, actually: the soundtrack to her feature Inside Seka was created by Kenny Dino, an Elvis type who years before had a minor hit with “Your Mama Said You Cried In Your Sleep Last Night.” (It was even covered by none of other than Robert Plant.) The theme song to Inside Seka, if we remember correctly, went “Seka/You’re a woman/You came from Virginia/to pose in the raw.” No that’s probably not it. But the words were something to that effect. If you think Seka’s entrée into the adult biz was some kind of escape from the Bible Belt, think again. From a Chiller Theater Expo interview:

Chiller Theater Expo: What got you into the adult entertainment industry?
Seka: I was part owner of seven adult bookstores.
Chiller Theater Expo: In Virginia?
Seka: Yeah. They were all over the state. At the time 8-millimeter films were the big things. I had to splice them together for the peepshow booths that were in the back of the store. Naturally I watched the films and I thought to myself, “These women don’t look that good, and they are not a fair representation of women.” I figured I could do better and I did. I tried hard to show how women should be represented in adult films.

We would say she succeeded.

Midori

Birthplace:
Durham, NC

Career span:
1994-2008

The African-American all-around adult entertainer, whose singing ambitions included performing, singing not sexually, at the 1998 AVN Awards, may be tied to her filial relations to 1990s pop princess Jody Watley. If she didn’t have enough issues, her dad was a preacher, which, not unlike being born to an army family, prepares one for a peripatetic way of life. Midori said, “I was born in Durham, NC, and we didn’t live there very long. My father was a traveling minister. He held many revivals in many places, and we would move around a lot. And before we moved to Chicago, I don’t know, it must have been between ages three and six, we lived in Kansas City, MO, and then we moved to Chicago.”

Stephanie Swift

Birthplace:
Louisiana

Career span:
1995-2011

The tight-lipped, lithe, non-busty Swift was one of the more distinctive performers of the 1990s, a slow-burner who vacillated between the condom-only world of Wicked and the degradations of the Rob Black school—she inaugurated Black’s “Gang Bang Angel” series in a segment in which she enthusiastically rimmed over a dozen guys, who then took turns spitting in her face. The former dental hygienist, was raised in Louisiana. In her video for XXX Church she said “I went to Bible school…vacation Bible school…member of the 66th Club…I was sexually abused, the first time, by my step-grandfather on my dad’s side, and the second time by my actual stepdad. So my sexuality was messed up from the beginning I think.” Oh dear.

Belladonna

Birthplace:
Biloxi, MS

Career span:
2002-2013

The gap-toothed, tatted, highly outré gonzo porn star tells her own story: “On May 21st, 1981, I was born in a military hospital on Keesler Air Force base in Biloxi Mississippi. Being a military brat, I lived the first part of my life moving from place to place, such as, Germany, Idaho, Delaware, Central California and finally settling down in Northern Utah. I was raised Mormon at birth and eventually lost interest in religion around 12 years old. I moved out of my home at 15 and spent the next 3 years doing random teenage things.” This military brat became an exemplary porn brat at the turn of the century, with almost no fetish too bizarre to be confronted. If you saw her with a strap-on, watch out. The badass ex-Mormon image took a bit of a beating when ABC News journalist poked into her “I’m a Porn Goddess And I Love It” pose and made her cry on national television. But Belladonna took it all in stride and came back harder than ever, even doing lesbian scenes while highly visibly pregnant, for instance. She quietly dropped out of hardcore, and started sporting a strikingly different look, in a small but pivotal role in Paul Thomas Anderson’s film Inherent Vice, performing fully clothed (and doing a good job) under the name, Michelle Sinclair.

Carmen Hart

Birthplace:
North Carolina

Career span:
2005-2008

From a website bio: “Carmen Hart grew up in North Carolina and is a full-blooded member of the Lumbee Native American tribe. She grew up in a Christian home, but she says that her family was not very strict. At fifteen, she lost her virginity. Carmen attributes the movie Striptease as her inspiration to begin stripping.” God. Why do porn people have to have, in the main, such horrible taste in movies. “Hart won the regional Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest in 2004,” the bio continues. “Hart drove to Fayetteville one night and stopped at the first strip club she saw,” the bio continues to continue. Well OF COURSE she drove to Fayetteville. For a while the petite, perky, not-too-heavily-endowed-on-top Ms. Hart seemed poised to fill the void left by a then somewhat inactive Stephanie Swift in the Wicked firmament. Aside from her killer shape and fetching drawl, she had some welcome performing chops: her mini-blowbang in The Girl In Apt. 3C is a smut classic. But Carmen’s reign was short-lived. This excerpt from one of her interviews provides a possible clue as to why: “If only the one billionaire that needs this kind of girlfriend could come and see me. Give me a shout out at [address redacted] and let me know if you are Sugar Daddy material. I’ll make it worth your while.” Like the song says, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger….

Sunny Lane

 

Birthplace:
Georgia

Career span:
2005 – NOW

“The girl next door gone hardcore,” as her website puts it, was born and Georgia, then raised in Tampa, Florida. The aptly named Sunny, whose smile is as wholesome as her body is what-da-fuh, is actually managed by her parents, who did the same thing for her back when she entertained dreams of being a professional ice dancer. An exemplary porn performer who kept a level of excitement and intrigue as she explored snowballing with Marc Davis and anal with Manuel Ferrara, then…eased out of performing, only to ease back in again. The amazing Lane knows exactly where she’s at: “I’m a product and I know that. And I’m a dang good product.” Those who can afford to can sample the product in the real world: Sunny also does stints at Nevada’s legendary Bunny Ranch.

Bree Olson

 

Birthplace:
Houston, Texas

Career span:
2006-2013

Another girl-next-door type, very blonde-blue-eyed cheerleader-like, but never quite as adventurous performer as Sunny Lane…nevertheless, bouncy, enthusiastic, and comely, she gained her biggest fame as one of “Charlie’s Girls;” yep, another porn actress who made the dubious life/career move of getting mixed up with Charlie “Winning” Sheen. After making a few movies trading in on the association, the Texas girl started distancing herself from the adult world and her Facebook page now announces: “I was an adult actress for 5 years and have since closed that chapter of my life. I am now in pursuit of a mainstream Hollywood career.” Best of luck, she will be missed.

Alexis Texas

 

Birthplace:
Castroville, Texas

Career span:
2007 – NOW

“Everything’s bigger in Texas, and that’s why my big bootie is soooo big,” Alexis is heard to say this phrase in, we’re betting, more than one interview probably. The bodaciously curvy blonde got christened as “Buttwoman” just one year into her porn career, so you can bet the bootie is all that and more, particularly as white girls go. This attribute, along with some truly prodigious carnal skills, inspires an unusual amount of devotion from her fans. “At the AVN convention one year,” Texas recalled in one interview, “a fan waiting in line and came up to me and had this vial full of dirt. And he said to me, I want you to always remember your roots, and then he pulled out a handful of pictures. He had gone to my hometown and got dirt from where I live and put it in the necklace and took pictures from around my town.” What can one say but “Yikes,” and then “Thanks?”

Kagney Linn Karter

 

Birthplace:
Houston, Texas

Career span:
2008 – NOW

The self-described “Fuckbunny” recalls of her childhood years: “I was pretty active in sports in school, I was a cheerleader. I grew up always outside, my grandparents owned a cabin in the woods. I was very family oriented always doing outside activities. I was a tomboy, did rafting, camping, jet skiing, stuff like that. My grandparents are deer hunters so I was always outdoors, whether it was cold or warm.” Well, you’d never know any of this to look at her now. The teensy (five foot four) big-titted (fake, but really delightful) Kagney, after taking a brief break in 2013, came back with orgy and DP scenes to beat the band, and her latest opus is a super-intense interracial gang bang. The south’s gonna do it again, indeed.

Keisha Grey

Birthplace:
Tampa, Florida

Career span:
2014

“I’m from Tampa, so skateboarding is mostly what we do there,” Keisha Grey notes in her first showcase feature, the full-bodied Keisha from Mile High Video. The sandy-haired, pillowy-bodied hottie was asked to reflect upon the size of her entirely natural and entirely delightful breasts: “It’s either a C or a D, but I’m not 100 percent sure.” These youngsters, so cute. The El-Lay cutie has racked up an impressive bunch of credits. Anyone doubting her sexual potency needs to check out the way she nearly drives Manuel Ferrara to premature ejaculation in Manuel’s Fucking POV. Not since MF met Penny Flame in Sport Fucking have we seen such particularly combustible sexual chemistry. How about a Raw scene with Keisha some time, huh, huh pretty please?

Dillion Harper

Birthplace:
Florida

Career span:
2012 – NOW

With her blindingly white smile, semi-bubble butt, slim hips and perfect boobs (which look even better accentuated by tan lines, which she frequently sports), the cute-as-a-button Ms. Harper has a near-teen appeal that’s almost literally dangerous. Her prior professional experience includes working at an Olive Garden in Naples, Florida. Then graduating to a country club, a member of which referred her to the skeevy but innovative Florida porn concern Bang Brothers. Nice country club members they got down there. Here’s young Dillion reflecting on her direct experience of working in a Florida country club: “Because it’s a big retirement place, I had a lot of old farts constantly hitting on me and being old pervs.” Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Stoya

Birthplace:
Wilmington, N.C.

Career span:
2007 – NOW

The intimidatingly buff, athletic, and uber-intelligent Stoya, of Serbian and Scottish descent, seems like the type who got born in the Tarheel State for the express purpose of leaving it. According to a Village Voice article about her, “she returned from her kindergarten class in North Carolina and demanded to be homeschooled.” After getting a high school equivalency diploma at 16, she went out to Philly and worked at an anarchist bookstore. Like Belladonna, Stoya enjoys overturning expectations of what a porn star ought to be, and does so apparently by occasionally flirting with the notion of leaving the biz entirely.


Girl Starts Lactating While Applying Body Paint Live On Twitch [NSFW]

Girl Starts Lactating While Applying Body Paint Live On Twitch [NSFW]

MILK DOES A BODY GOOD?


A LITTLE BROWN SUGAR ON SUNDAY

Models Do A Photoshoot & It's Eye Catching

Black girl booty line up!


47 GIRLS THAT WANT YOUR INSPECTION OF THEIR REFLECTION

47 GIRLS THAT WANT YOUR INSPECTION OF THEIR REFLECTION

 


41 GIRLS WITH TAN LINES AND HAPPY TRAILS

41 GIRLS WITH TAN LINES AND HAPPY TRAILS


7 Things Women Think About While Receiving Oral Sex

7 Things Women Think About While Receiving Oral Sex

Oral sex out is one of the greatest sexual pleasures of all time. Having a someone between your legs, while you pull their hair and claw at the sheets is what every woman wants, isn’t it? Sure it is, but unlike men who can shut down their brain and become sex driven idiots who barely know their name, women aren’t always so lucky. Unless you’re anticipating the act and rightfully prepared to be spread, licked, and poked, the act of having a man go down on you isn’t always glamorous.

We are talking about a part of our bodies that was created to birth children, an organ that releases eggs monthly, an entry hidden by tight lace and floss-like thongs. This is no penis, swinging around freely in a pair of cotton boxers, removed only to piss or get hard. Day to day a vagina changes, making them as complicated as the women they belong to.

So it is no wonder that when a man starts to head south, a woman tenses with fear. Even after a shower and fresh wax or shave, thoughts of doubt and insecurity cross our minds, especially if it is with a new partner. Don’t get me wrong, oral sex feels amazing and can provide some of the world’s best clitoral orgasms, but that doesn’t change the fact that initially or eventually, questions of uncertainty cross our minds.

Here are just a few of the thoughts that cross a woman’s mind when her partner goes down on her.

Do I smell/taste okay?

It only makes sense that this thought is first on the list; it is the most dreaded fear of all vagina owners. I mean women worry about their ass jiggle and waist size while walking down the street so it is only normal that we worry about our vajeen while a man is nose deep in it. While every woman has her own signature scent and flavor, what may be mere perfection for one, may be a total boner killer for another. Both men and women can admit to this concern especially after a drunken night in a sweaty club, because really who smells like lavender and fresh linen after that shit? Regardless of the activities prior to “the meal” every chick occupies those first few moments wondering if he likes it.

Did I shave well enough, did I miss a spot?

The bush, the landing strip, the bare as a baby; these are all options when it comes to pubic upkeep. Unfortunately, if a woman chooses to take this task on herself, she isn’t always guaranteed a shave job well done. Not to mention the fact that half the areas we have to shave are done through touch and luck. You try taking a razor to one of the most sensitive places on your body without being able to see, it’s like playing Russian roulette with a Bic. Therefore, it only makes sense that when our lover descends south that we worry if we missed a spot, or two.

Do I have to return the favor?

I don’t care what a woman says, during this sensual sex act the thought of, “Does this mean I have to blow him” crosses her mind. Now while I don’t mind a good tit for tat when it comes to oral, not all women feel the same. Of course, there is no written rule to this exchange but in defense, I’ve got to say, if you want them to go down on you then you should absolutely be okay with returning the favor. I’m not saying immediately following, but somewhere in the near future would be nice. We all have gag reflexes bitches, so suck it up (literally) and take one for the team.

Are they going to want to make out after this?

Ahhh, the infamous kissing-after-eating conundrum AKA do I want to taste my own Jamba Juice flavor. I mean listen, if they try to kiss you without a good wipe to the mouth, I can see how that can be a little gross, I mean who wants to kiss someone covered in saliva and juices, but I see no reason why one should steer clear of a kiss if proper clean up is taken. When you’re in a moment that is so hot and intense, your lover is pleasing you, and teasing you to no end, by trying to stop that kiss could seriously put a damper on things. However, if you really can’t handle it try going in for his neck and lobes or redirecting his mouth to yours.

Why are they so damn good at this?

Women love to over think shit. I can almost guarantee that every blowjob known to man never involved a dude questioning why the girl on her knees was so good at sucking dick. Maybe later on in a relationship, sure, but mid-blow, fuck no. However, women love to question every aspect of life and that includes the talent of their current partners pussy eating skills. “Do they eat pussy all the time?” “Is this why they make dental dams?” “Who the fuck actually owns a dental dam?”

When will they stop and just fuck me already?

I love a good chow sesh as much as the next chick, but sometimes (more often than I’ll admit) I just want to be fucked. I get it, you’re doing the right thing by giving us personal attention and preparing our body’s for what’s to come, but sometimes a quick lick and blow is all we need. Some sexual moments, especially really horny “must have you now” moments, women strictly desire penetration. Headboard shaking, wall banging, ass slapping kind of penetration.

Did I unplug my flatiron?

Okay maybe she isn’t thinking about her flatiron specifically, but chances are during some portion of her eat out session, she experiences a flash of anxiety. Whether it be if she forgot to unplug her iron or if she remembered to take her clothes out of the washing machine, whenever a woman has a free second, responsibilities and worries will cross her mind. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had sex and wrote my mental grocery list at the same time. Sorry babe, I’m a busy girl in a hectic world.


Judges? Kim Lee Is Smoking Hot - Gets A Solid 10

Judges? Kim Lee Is Smoking Hot - Gets A Solid 10

I’d like to think my headline also gets a ten.

Chances are, unless you’re super into following hot gals on Instagram, you don’t know who Kim Lee is. But not to worry because your friends at Mandatory have got you covered. Lee is a 29-year-old model of French-Vietnamese descent who was actually voted The Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM in 2011. And that’s one title you can mention to everyone until the day you die. Hell, I would mention it all the time.

Aside from modeling, Lee has also appeared in The Hangover Part II (you know, the crappy one), and in music videos by artists like Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco. Here’s another fun fact: she was the lead in Flo Rida’s music video for “Club Can’t Handle Me.” And you know what else? Lee has 383k followers on Instagram because she has one hell of a body.

See for yourself by checking out her photos below thanks to her Instagram.

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75 GIRLS WHO ARE SLIPPERY WHEN WET

75 GIRLS WHO ARE SLIPPERY WHEN WET

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


45 GIRLS WHO LOVE SEXY SELFIES

45 GIRLS WHO LOVE SEXY SELFIES

 

 

 


52 DOWN AND DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS

52 DOWN AND DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS

 

 

 


20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]

Titbits Of Trivia

20 ‘TIT-BITS’ OF TRIVIA TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN [NSFW]


8 Myths About Boobs You Should Stop Believing

8 Myths About Boobs You Should Stop Believing

 

1

If you believed that breast implants last forever you’re wrong and, in fact, breast implants have only a 10-year warranty in the United States. If you’re hell-bent on getting implants just know that you’ll most likely have to get them replaced later in life.

2


It’s widely believed that once your boobs fully grow in that they stay the same size, but a small change in weight–even as little as 5 pounds–can affect your bra size.

 

3


Genetics doesn’t play a role in breast size is one of the most widely held myths about boobs that isn’t true. A lot of people will see differences in family members’ breast sizes and believe this to be true.

 

4

However, breast size is a factor of both genetics and environmental factors. Some women are naturally going to have larger breasts, while others can gain larger breasts due to weight gain.

 

5


Breastfeeding causes a woman’s boobs to sag is a myth that has been believed to be true for a long time. But, the main factor in breasts beginning to sag is age and not breastfeeding.

 

6


If anyone has ever told you that certain exercises will make your boobs bigger, they’re completely wrong. Breasts are made of tissue and not muscle, with some muscle behind the breast tissue but working out those muscles won’t enhance breast size.

Hormonal changes and gaining or losing weight are the only things that will make your boobs bigger–besides implants.

 

7

The thought that breast cancer is genetic isn’t completely false, but it’s also not entirely true as well. Numbers show that less than 10% of breast cancer is genetic, and the majority of breast cancer cases are spontaneous.

 

8


The size of your breasts indicates how much milk you’ll make is a myth that is false especially if a woman’s breasts fluctuate during pregnancy.

If a woman’s boobs fluctuate then you won’t be able to tell how much milk they’ll produce, no matter the size of the breasts.


Lindsey Pelas Made A Strong Decision Going Topless Under Her Leather Jacket

Lindsey Pelas Made A Strong Decision Going Topless Under Her Leather Jacket

There are a handful of attractive women that has been on Mandatory’s radar since the beginning — women that continue to share smoking hot photos and will continue to show up on our site. One of those women? The blonde bombshell that is known as Lindsey Pelas.

You already know all about the 26-year-old model so we don’t need to dive into her background more than we already have. But let me remind you all that Pelas has 7.1 million followers on her Instagram, she’s a ten and she enjoys showing off her goods. And this recent photo she shared on Instagram shows her wearing a leather jacket…with nothing underneath.

 

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BEHIND THE SCENES OF A TOPLESS PHOTO SHOOT [NSFW] [NUDITY]

BEHIND THE SCENES OF A TOPLESS PHOTO SHOOT [NSFW] [NUDITY]

 My dear friend Cherish is fun, a natural beauty, and a genuine dork. Don't miss out on this great behind-the-scenes video of her showing off her most notable assets while putting up with me during a few of our photo shoots.

Cherish & Her Surprisingly Natural Boobs from Mark Velasquez on Vimeo.


Internet Thinks This 4-Foot 7 IG Model Has The “Best Booty In The World”

Internet Thinks This 4-Foot 7 IG Model Has The “Best Booty In The World”

2018 what a time to be alive! We have gone from the biggest social media stars filming themselves inside a suicide forest, kids eating tide pods and now the internet coming together for some good. They have “discovered” the best booty in the world.

I am not a math expert but I think we might be able to say this girl has the biggest butt in the world. Think about it. She is only 4″7 and her but is taking up 40% of her body. That is unreal.

Her name is Anna Apples she is a 4′ 7″ Cover Model.

Don’t believe me? Check out some of these pics and videos below:

 

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The video below was posted a few days ago on Worldstar and got over 1 million views in the first day:

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The Mississippi born/Atlanta residing urban model/host, Miss Anna Apples, sits down with DJ Smallz and reveals the biggest misconception of herself, the craziest rumor she heard about herself, if she cares what people think about her and shares the keys to her success.


57 TATTOOED AND HALF NUDE, HOT AND HARDCORE GIRLS

57 TATTOOED AND HALF NUDE, HOT AND HARDCORE GIRLS

 

 

 


44 GIRLS THAT PROVE MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL IS A ... A .... A ..... BEAUTIFUL THING TO BE-HOLDING

44 GIRLS THAT PROVE MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL IS A ... A .... A ..... BEAUTIFUL THING TO BE-HOLDING

 


25 Top Trending Porn Stars Set To Own 2018

25 Top Trending Porn Stars Set To Own 2018


When Sara Jean Underwood Goes Horseback Riding She Does It Naked For Some Reason

When Sara Jean Underwood Goes Horseback Riding She Does It Naked For Some Reason

 

I rode horses a lot when I was young. And it was pretty great — but never naked Sarah Jean Underwood great. But enough about my childhood moments and non-nude horse back riding, we’re here to talk about Sara Jean Underwood.

And why are we hear to talk about Underwood? Well that’s because I happened to look at her Instagram just now and realized that I missed a few photos that feature the 33-year-old blonde model riding a horse while completely naked. Would anyone really do this in real life? No. But in the modeling world you can things like this and call it “art.”

So let’s see this “art” by taking a look at the photos below thanks to Underwood’s Instagram:

 

 

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64 GIRLS WHO ARE GOD'S GIFT TO MEN

64 GIRLS WHO ARE GOD'S GIFT TO MEN

 

 

 


60 BABES IN BIKINIS BECAUSE BABES IN BIKINIS

60 BABES IN BIKINIS BECAUSE BABES IN BIKINIS

 


When Does Art Become Pornography? Utah Teacher Fired After Showing Students Classical Paintings Which Contained Nudity [NSFW ? YBTJ]

When Does Art Become Pornography? Utah Teacher Fired After Showing Students Classical Paintings Which Contained Nudity [NSFW ? YBTJ]

A Utah art teacher was fired amid complaints that images of classical paintings containing nudity were passed out in a classroom and seen by sixth-graders, a newspaper reported.

Mateo Rueda said he wasn't aware that a set of educational postcards from the elementary school library contained a few works depicting nudity when he handed them out during a lesson, the Herald Journal newspaper said Thursday.

He removed the cards when they made students uncomfortable, the paper reported .

"This is not material at all that I would use. I had no idea," Rueda said.

He said he has requested a hearing and plans to appeal his termination to clear his reputation.

A few days after the Dec. 4 lesson, police went to Lincoln Elementary School in Hyrum, about 80 miles (129 kilometers) north of Salt Lake City, to investigate a complaint that Rudea was showing pornography to students.

Cache County deputies found Principal Jeni Buist shredding postcards — at the request of the school district — that contained nudity, said Sheriff Chad Jensen.

Deputies showed some of the images to prosecutors, who decided they were not pornography, Jenson said.

The Cache County School District declined to comment, saying it's a personnel matter.

The two images seen by students were the Impressionist-era portrait "Iris Tree" by Italian painter Amedeo Modigliani and the Rococo-style partial nude "Odalisque" by 18th-century artist Francois Boucher, the teacher said.

Parent Venessa Rose Pixton said she's upset because Rueda's handling of the situation belittled students, including her 11-year-old son.

"He said Mr. Mateo even told the class 'There's nothing wrong with female nipples. You guys need to grow up and be mature about this,'" Pixton said.

Rueda denied making that statement and said he simply explained the human body is often portrayed in art displayed in museums.

Some parents are supporting Rueda.

Kamee Jensen wrote a letter to the Herald Journal defending him and said her daughter wasn't offended by the pictures.

"She was just very upset that her teacher was in trouble," Jensen said.


Daisy Lowe LIKES TO DANCE

Daisy Lowe LIKES TO DANCE

Daisy lowe getting low on the dance flow yo.

Daisy Lowe for UK esquire HD from Greg Williams on Vimeo.


NO BUTTS ABOUT IT - 58 GIRLS WITH THE BEST BOOTIES AROUND

NO BUTTS ABOUT IT - 58 GIRLS WITH THE BEST BOOTIES AROUND

 


36 FINE ASS FISHING CHICKS

36 FINE ASS FISHING CHICKS

 

 

 


13 Real Life Sex Things That Are Never Found In Porn

13 Real Life Sex Things That Are Never Found In Porn

 

Porn is good as hell but is it possible it is...unrealistic? The jury's out, but intel from this r/askreddit thread asserts strongly that it indeed is. Here are some of the sweet ass sex things that pretty much every porn misses.

1.  Sneezyowl injecting Pornhub with a little more ~realism~

Asking if she locked the door, getting down to business then hearing the children ask for you. You yell that you are discussing Christmas presents and they need to go back to watching Disney Jr. 2 minutes later kids are pounding on the door but it's been days since you and your wife have had any time together so you power through. You progress to an advanced missionary position where you each cover your partners ears as to not hear the kids begging for a snack they could easily get themselves. She is quietly mouthing dirty words to keep you excited yet the children's cries for Doritos are not only distracting but also making you want Doritos. Neither of you can keep a straight face as the children start asking questions about what's taking so long.

2. Sorry! Sorry! You good? Via opus_4_vp

Putting my hand on the pillow next to her head for stability and her yelling for me to Get Off Her Hair!

3. Everyone's always also got a massive gorgeously decorated master bedroom, MobileTechGuy

Squeaky bed springs

4. beeps-n-boops is right, it just can't be comfortable. Take em off, stay a while

Women taking their shoes off.

Not only do I find the number of women who leave their shoes -- not socks, but fucking shoes -- on in porn to be unbelievably unrealistic, but it's also a complete turnoff for me.

I'm not even really a foot guy, but I want to see them at least. Who the fuck leaves their shoes on in bed??? And you have to go to extra effort to take off your clothes but leave your shoes on...

5. No better sex than hydrated sex. From Doctor-Van-Nostrand

Stopping in the middle to chug some water

6. Aaaaaaaandimdone droppin the truth bomb: sometimes sex is disappointing

The worst thing ever is when he finds that sweet spot after like 10 minutes and you're like "okay don't move don't move just keep doing that" but you can see on his face that zero hour is four seconds away.

7. Wait but seriously did you cum? Via WhatTheChef

asking the woman if they came

8. I could get into a 'Perceptive and Compassionate' Pornhub category, Tivia

When about 10 minutes in you both realize orgasm isn't going to happen, but you keep trying for another 10 out of sheer stubbornness. After that one person finally speaks up and the other goes "Oh good it isn't just me, I was just trying to get you there". This ends in a brief cleanup and usually watching TV/cuddling.

9. diegojones4 has a point here. Most porn just jumpcuts to the next position, you KNOW these people are accidentally donking each other when they swap how could they not

 

 

The accidental elbow to the head when changing positions.

10. The world is ready for incest porn but for some reason not this, yesacabbagez

We were having sex and she says "oh god stop stop stop". I stopped and asked what. She let loose the most comical sound effect sounding fart I have ever heard. I had to look her square in the eyes and fart to re-establish dominance. Went back to fucking.

11. When ya gotta go, you gotta go, _LightlyToasted_

foreplay ensues

"Oh one sec I just have to pee first"

Cheers babe I'll wait, my fleeting erection will keep me company

12. Comfortability with one another is the sexiest thing of all, picksandchooses

She pulls one leg out of her ratty flannel pajamas and says "Okay, but just hurry up. I have a busy day at work tomorrow."

13. Not all sex needs to be moaning and choke me daddies, everyone. From stink3rbelle

Laughter


YOU MIGHT NEED A PRIEST AFTER YOU SEE HEATHER DEPRIEST

YOU MIGHT NEED A PRIEST AFTER YOU SEE HEATHER DEPRIEST

Where can i sign up for Heather Depriest's religion?

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WATCH AUSSIE SMOKE SHOW SHANINA SHAIK DANCE AROUND IN A YELLOW BIKINI

WATCH AUSSIE SMOKE SHOW SHANINA SHAIK DANCE AROUND IN A YELLOW BIKINI

She’s never been afraid to flaunt her phenomenal figure. So Shanina Shaik was in her element as she stripped for the newest edition of the LOVE Advent calendar. Confidently showing off her gym-honed physique, the 26-year-old Australian model looked sensational in a neon lingerie set teamed with a matching shawl.


63 LADIES IN LINGERIE

63 LADIES IN LINGERIE

 

 

 


33 GIRLS WHO DON'T LET BRAS HOLD THEM BACK (OR UP)

33 GIRLS WHO DON'T LET BRAS HOLD THEM BACK (OR UP)