School Board Prez Calls Busted Teacher 'Poor Little Woman'

School Board Prez Calls Busted Teacher 'Poor Little Woman'

The story of the Louisiana middle school teacher arrested after speaking up at a school board meeting continues, now with a closer look at how women in the district are treated. When Deyshia Hargrave was carted off in handcuffs Monday after calmly questioning the $30,000 raise for Vermilion Parish School District Superintendent Jerome Puyau, Laura LeBeouf, one of the two female members of the school board, noted, "I have never seen a man removed from this room," per KATC. Critics of the school board point to footage of another recent board meeting, where a man made "an impassioned plea" about his recently deceased dad and wasn't removed as Hargrave was. Even celebrity host Sharon Osbourne backed up Hargrave on The Talk, noting: "She wasn't being violent. … They did that because she's a woman."

Stoking the fire are remarks made by school board president Anthony Fontana, who told WAFB Hargrave was "the poor little woman" whom "everybody wants to side [with]." "She could have walked out and nothing would have happened," he said. (In a video of the incident, Hargrave had indeed picked up her purse and walked out, only to be handcuffed in the hall.) Fontana also says Hargrave broke rules, including keeping her speech "civilized," and refuted any gender disparity, noting a board member's husband had once been banned. "All this stuff about this is a woman's issue is BS," he said. In a video posted on the Louisiana Association of Educators Facebook page, Hargrave says, "They … tried to take away my First Amendment rights to speak, and I'm appalled at this, and you should be, too." She tells NBC News that "it's sad that a woman has to be forcibly, violently removed from a board meeting for people to start caring."

15 Insane Rules People Had To Follow In School

15 Insane Rules People Had To Follow In School

1. At least everyone was prepared when the spring musical came around, haleycannoli

In middle school we weren't allowed to clap during assemblies because the vice principal thought it was too disruptive. We could only do jazz hands.

2. You don't get participation points for having your dick out, class. Via ToyVaren

As a teacher, I had to make this rule:

Underwear must be worn on Halloween.

This was for college students.

3. If you're gonna make an insane rule, at least name it better, Skullcruncher30

The Six-Inch Rule - we weren't allowed within 6 inches of another person

1) we aren't American, we don't use inches 2) how could you stop hundreds of students from being close proximity to each other 3) You're making a rule for adolescent teenagers, called "The six inch rule". Hilarity ensues

4. Mom, dad I'm sick! A vile temptress hugged me!! From AngryKonchu

No same sex hugging... Really weird rule, apparently some kid got sick, and their parent blamed same sex hugging.

5. Nothing would make me transfer schools quicker, pusmottob

They didn't allow the boys to have door on the bathroom stalls in high school. They let teachers use those bathrooms. Nothing like walking in on your 300 lb history teacher dropping a deuce.


6. PM_ME_YOUR_BBWS, don't let the man get you down

No stomping on soda cans laying on their side and walking around with them attached to your shoes.

7. Now it's an entire school full of dirty ass Pigpens. From TheQueryWolf

Someone emptied all the soap in the boys bathroom onto the floor my freshman year, and the school retaliated by leaving the dispensers empty for the next 4 years. It was disgusting. Travel soap kept in my bag through high school.

8. Sounds like the 6th graders are fuckin hiding something, 193699

We had a hallway only for 6th graders in middle school. It was really strange because it was in the middle of the entire school, but if any teachers found you there, you were sent to the principal's office.

9. WOT U FUCKIN WANT 2ND GRADERS?!? Via measuredsharky

Way back in Elementary School we weren't allowed to walk around the school in groups larger than 3 because it "intimidated the primary grades" like fucking what?

10. Make this man teacher of the year, HaneTheHornist

When I was in high school the phrase "epic fail" was a thing. One of my teachers became sick of it and banned it. It was quickly replaced with "catastrophic error".

11. This is...very not good, KingMab1

In 5th grade we had a rule where everyone had to wear underwear but couldn't wear the same pair more than twice in two consecutive days. The only way to enforce this was to have daily underwear inspections, which was basically two students walking around and checking to see if you were wearing underwear by having you pull out the strapy part of your boxers out. And if they suspected you wore them twice in a row, they'd mark it with a marker, so you had to change it. In retrospect, it seems fucked up.

12. husker_chew, so essentially this rule was no Switchfoot shirts

No band shirts at my christian school. But the only ones that would be recognized were christian bands. So you could get away with almost anything else.

"Red Hot Chili Peppers, eh? That into cooking?"

13. afkstudios just do what all normal kids at recess do: sit and stare into the void

No running in the schoolyard or playground during recess or lunch. How tf do you expect to stop 500 children from running while they're out there playing?

14. Standing in squares, however, is a totally different story, HandsforBricks

In elementary school we were not allowed to stand in circles because

"Standing in circles leads to the gang life."

15. Good, good now how do I go about becoming head boy, BrownFountain

My school dates back to the 13th century so we had some archaic rules still floating around

My personal favourite was that the head boy gained the right to grow facial hair and graze his sheep on the headmaster's lawn

15 Unforgettable Stories About "That Weird Kid" From School

15 Unforgettable Stories About "That Weird Kid" From School


Every school has it's token weirdo; you know the kid who is constatly chewing on paper or collecting his boogers in a spiral notebook.

Whatever they may have done back then, it sure makes for a memorable story, especially since these are some of the most formative years of our lives.

But don't just take our word for it, /r/AskReddit has some strange and unforgettable encounters with these unique individuals.

1. Omegasedated:

if he was ever teased, or anyone said anything rude to him, he would jump up and scream "DANDRUFF ATTACK". shake his hair at the "Bully", then shuffle away at frightening speeds.

Spoiler: No one wants to be attacked by dandruff.

2. CuervoJones:

Kept his watch around his ankle and would bend his knee up and inward to check the time. This was one of many quirks but perhaps the one that best summed him up. By senior year we were quite protective of him and voted him prom king mostly non-ironically. I hope he's doing well.

3. devilinlace:

When he was dropped off, he would run into the school like Naruto.

4. Megboss:

There were the huge windows in the cafeteria so that you could see outside on the patio, where we were also allowed to go and eat during lunch. This kid would stand against the window staring in, completely motionless for the whole 30 minute lunch period. An assistant principle eventually had to tell him he was creeping people out and he had to stop.

5. gil_beard:

He showed up every single day of our four years of high school together dressed up like a doctor. Complete with a stethoscope, white lab coat, and pocket protector with pens. No one knows why he did this since he kept to himself and didn't have any friends by choice. Even weirder is that in our senior yearbook he didn't appear in the student section but instead in the faculty section under a different name.

Edit: I have to clarify for some people apparently that he wasn't the schools doctor or nurse. He went to class with us, did homework, went to prom, and attended graduation with us.

6. NotTheFCC:

There was a kid who shit himself running laps in gym and tried to pretend that it wasn't him. The guy has brown streaks down his leg and insisting it's not there, acting, literally, like his shit didn't stink.

7. MadameSystem:

Dragon boy. I went to high school with a guy who literally thought he was half human half dragon. Whenever anyone would walk a little too closely behind him he would scream, "DON'T STEP ON MY TAIL!!!" He would also hiss or growl at you if you annoyed him.

Also was friends with a girl in elementary school who believed she was part cat. Which isn't super weird at that age, but she did bite the back of my head once on the playground. Had to go to the nurse because she broke skin and I started bleeding.

8. skiamachy_with_satan:

There was a kid who would always stand behind me whenever we had to line up in elementary school and eat my hair. He stayed pretty weird over the years. In junior high his accessory of choice was a fedora dappled with suspicious white stains, but he was definitely not a "nice guy".

via elliablog

9. StephSands:

Watching hentai in the bathroom was weird, but telling everyone about it was a different level of weird.

10. emmiekv:

Read her erotic fan fiction to our creative writing class and then made fun of the teachers fake eye when he asked her to stop... she never came back to school after that.

11. edgarpickle:

We had a kid who would hock up a bunch of phlegm, spit it straight up into the air, catch it in his mouth, then do it again. Repeatedly.

12. Sparksman91:

Well he would straight up start jerking it in class, under the desk so the teacher won't notice, but he loved to bring everyone else's attention to it

"Psst, Sparksman91, look."

I wish I didn't.

13. BorisUlianov:

We called him the "penis artist". He was obsessed with penises and swastikas. He did a masterpiece in art class: a scene depicting a lovely park full of penis-people, with a playground shaped like a swastika. There was penis dogs, penis fountains, a penis plane in the sky and the sun was a grotesque testicle with multiple penises as sunrays.

Edit: except for the Sun, every penis in that painting was an slug-like creature. Penis-people was a penis, with penis-limbs, and hands with five penis-fingers. Penis-dogs had four penis-legs and the flowers had penises as their stems. OMG, there was even a nightmarish tree that was basically a penis with penis-branches, penis-roots and testicle fruits.


14. thomyorkesgammyeye:

This happened at my school in the UK around 2002. We had an indoor swimming pool at my shool that was always really cold, and one particularly freezing december day, a bunch of us decided that we really didnt fancy having to do swimming for PE. So we dared this kid called Todd, who was pretty crazy, to crap in the pool. He said he would do it for £10. We had a quick whip round and managed to get the money pretty quick between us. To avoid getting caught, he decided to crap into the pool from the roof, through a sky light. Alot of the buildings in our school had staircases on the outside, so it didnt take much effort for a couple of us to give him a leg up onto the roof. Once he was up there we ran back down to the pool and looked through the windows. Sure enough, after a couple of miniutes, we saw two or three of Todds ass apples drop into the perfectly still pool, causing a gentle, disgusting, but oddly beautiful ripple. There was no PE for us that day

15. meatym8blazer:

Peeling skin from her feet and eating it during class


Teacher Arrested For Asking Why The Superintendent Is Receiving A Raise When School Employees Haven't Gotten One In Years

Teacher Arrested For Asking Why The Superintendent Is Receiving A Raise When School Employees Haven't Gotten One In Years

Louisianna teacher Deyshia Hargrave was booked into city jail after standing up during a school board public comments meeting to ask why the local superintendent was receiving a raise.

No charges will be filed against a Vermilion Parish teacher who was arrested at a school board meeting last night.

Ike Funderburk, Abbeville's city attorney and prosecutor, said he has reviewed the video and won't be prosecuting her.

"I have reviewed the video and I am not going to approve any charges against the teacher," Funderburk said. "I talked with the attorney for the school board, and they do not wish to pursue any charges against the teacher."

Board President Anthony Fontana says he thinks the whole thing was a "set up."

"The other four board members, now three, have been committed to getting rid of the superintendent. No matter how good the policy might be, they would be against it to cast disfavor on the superintendent to prevent him from getting a contract," said Fontana, who also is an attorney. "The whole issue, from day one, was that they were not going to give him a contract."

Two board members, who have been at odds with Fontana over Puyau's contract and other issues before the board, and even boycotted meetings last fall, told the AP that they think Hargrave's treatment is related to the fact she's female.

Women have several times been told to leave meetings, while men who speak out have not been removed, board member Laura LeBeouf, who voted against the superintendent's contract at Monday's meeting, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

"When she realized she had to get out, she picked up her purse and walked out," LeBeouf said. "Women in this parish are not getting the same treatment."

Board member Sara Duplechain, who also voted against the superintendent's contract at the meeting, expressed similar sentiments.

"No reason for anyone to be treated this way. So far in 3 years, only women have been removed from board room meetings," Sara Duplechain wrote in an emailed response to AP's questions.

Duplechain called the police on Fontana last fall after the first meeting following the boycott, accusing him of yelling at her in the parking lot. No charges were filed by police.

Fontana said the teacher arrested after Monday's meeting was not following the rules of board meeting procedure.

"If a teacher has the authority to send a student, who is acting up and she can't control, out of the classroom to the principal's office, under our policy we have the same rules," Fontana said. "We have certain rules: three minute speech, it has to be civilized, it can't get off target, it has to be related to the issue before the board. That's not what was happening last night.
"The marshal did his job. He went over there to settle it down. He couldn't settle it down. She's the one who made the choice to continue speaking," Fontana said. "He was taking her out. He wasn't arresting her. He was escorting her out, telling her don't come back tonight. It escalated out in the hall and she ended up getting arrested. "He did exactly what he was hired to do. He followed the procedures completely. She's the one who made the choices that got her arrested "

Fontana said he had to lock down the school board office Tuesday because of death threats. He said he had called police, the sheriff's office and the FBI about the threats.

"I told my staff not to answer the phone unless they knew who it was. My staff was scared to death, because they got a call that a man said he was on his way to the school board office, making threats," Fontana said.

The teacher's attorney said he was meeting with her this evening, and she would have no statement on the situation until tomorrow.

Funderburk also said the marshal who arrested her is a school resource officer who is employed by the school board and he "was not acting in any official capacity on behalf of the city of Abbeville."

We've reached out to the Marshals' Office for comment, but none of our calls or requests have been returned. We asked if there was any change in the officer's employment status and were told there was not.

The officer has been at board meetings for the past several months, since board members requested security for each meeting.

The teacher was booked into jail last night, even though the superintendent told KATC shortly after the meeting that he had called to inform police that the system didn't want any charges pressed.

Records indicate Deyshia Hargrave was booked into the city jail with remaining after being forbidden and resisting an officer. The cooperation of the school system would not be required to arrest her on either of those charges; the officer could arrest her on his complaint.

Superintendent Jerome Puyau told KATC Monday night that he called to ensure that police knew the system was not pressing charges against Hargrave, but she was booked anyway, records show. She has since bonded out. City Prosecutor Ike Funderburk told KATC that the School System officials had called him this morning to reiterate that the system wasn't interested in pursuing charges.

At Monday's meeting, the board approved a renewal of Puyau's contract, which included the first raise he has received since he was hired for the job in 2013. His salary increased from $110,190 to $140,188. During Puyau's tenure as superintendent, the district's state ranking has improved from a B to an A. The A was awarded in 2015 and the district continues to be graded an A. In 2017, 12 of the district's schools were ranked as A, up from 3 when he took over in 2013.

Hargrave, an English language arts teacher at Rene Rost Middle School in Kaplan, addressed the board during the public comments portion of the meeting to discuss teacher salaries and pay raises.  After Hargrave posed several questions, board president Anthony Fontana ruled Hargrave out of order, warning her that the public comment section was not for a question-and-answer session.

Hargrave was called upon a second time for comment.  After posing another question, and while Puyau was talking to her, an Abbeville city marshal on duty at the meeting escorted Hargrave out of the meeting. Handcuffs were later placed on Hargrave in the hallway, as she was removed from the building.

In an interview Tuesday, Vermilion Parish School Board President Anthony Fontana stated that he supports the deputy marshal's decision to remove the teacher from last night's school board meeting.

The deputy marshal is a school resource officer who works in Vermilion Parish schools. The Abbeville Police Department has received so many calls about the case they issued a statement pointing out that it has nothing to do with them:

In response to the numerous requests for the teacher's booking information, the Abbeville Police Department is cooperating as directed by law. The Abbeville Police Department did not arrest the teacher.  Due to the location of her arrest and the arresting agency's jurisdiction, which includes the city limits of Abbeville, she was booked in and bonded from the local police department. The Abbeville Police Department has received numerous emails and phone calls about the arrest but all questions concerning this incident should be made to the Vermilion Parish School Board.

The Louisiana Association of Educators who is representing Hargrave released the following statement on the incident denouncing the treatment Hargrave experienced.

As an organization that advocates for the dedicated school employees of Louisiana, we firmly denounce the mistreatment of Ms. Hargrave, a loving parent and dedicated teacher serving the students of Vermilion Parish. It is every citizen’s right to speak up for their beliefs. Any action that infringes upon this right is unlawful and unacceptable.

We will continue to support the right of every single school employee to take an interest in, and ultimately stand up for, the best interests of their schools and their students.

Aside from these remarks, our association will honor Ms. Hargrave’s wishes and refrain from any additional comments at this time, as the case is ongoing.

Below is the twitter message issued today expressing the same sentiments from LAE. Beyond these statements, LAE says they are refraining from making any further statements as the investigation continues.

The ACLU of Louisiana has also released a statement on the Vermilion Parish teachers arrest. The organization says the actions of the officer as "unacceptable and raise serious constitutional concerns". A press release states that they are also investigating the incident.

Deyshia Hargrave’s expulsion from a public meeting and subsequent arrest are unacceptable and raise serious constitutional concerns. The Constitution prohibits the government from punishing or retaliating against people for expressing their views, and the fact that a schoolteacher was arrested at a public meeting of the school board is especially troubling.

The ACLU of Louisiana will continue to investigate this incident and defend the constitutional rights of all Louisianans. We urge anyone whose rights have been violated to contact us.

It is unclear if the marshal was acting on his own accord or on the orders of board members. KATC was at the meeting when the incident occurred, the video FULL VIDEO is below.

Teacher Had Year-Long Affairs With Two Students Claims All 9 Counts Against Her Are ‘Fake News’

Teacher Had Year-Long Affairs With Two Students Claims All 9 Counts Against Her Are ‘Fake News’

 Nobody likes fake news! But nobody also likes someone who gets caught with a 14-year-old and 16-year-old student… Another day and yet another story where I am letting off the post with this sentence: Another teacher has been caught, arrested, and faces punishment for, you guessed it! Sleeping with a student.

This time it was two separate ones for a long period of time!

Female teacher at Maysville Local Schools in Zanesville, Ohio has pleaded not guilty to nine counts of sexual battery against two male students.

Darci L. Lake, 23, appeared in court Wednesday in Muskingum County Common Pleas Court for arraignment.

The former full-time substitute teacher, who was 22-years-old when the offenses began, faces a maximum potential of five years in prison for each of the nine counts, reported the Times Recorder.

Both victims were students – one was 16-years-old and turned 17, and the other was 14-years-old and turned 15.

Lake, who is a 2012 graduate of Maysville High School​, was arrested on December 21 on allegations of having a sexual relationship​ with two underage male students.

Seven of the nine counts listed in her indictment​ occurred between February 1, 2017 and November 1, 2017.

The other two counts occurred between March 1, 2017, and August 31, 2017.

Common Pleas Judge Mark Fleegle continued her bond at $200,000.

Lake is no longer contracted with Maysville after Barrie Howell, president of Renhill Group, wrote in an email that she had been dismissed from the company.

Lake appeared in court Wednesday in Muskingum County Common Pleas Court for arraignment where she faces a maximum potential of five years in prison for each of the nine counts

Dad Catches Son Having Sex With Teacher In Back Seat Of Car

Dad Catches Son Having Sex With Teacher In Back Seat Of Car

So I don’t think this was the type of “extra credit” the dad had in mind.

Even though we are in the middle of the holiday season, and even though we are on a tiny break, it doesn’t mean that we can’t take the time to tell you all about another teacher that decided to shack up with a student. This time around it’s all about Texas teacher Rachel Gonzales.

The 44-year-old was busted having sex with a 13-year-old student after the student’s dad actually caught them having sex in the back seat of a car at a parking lot. The dad of course reached out to police after catching the pair in the act, and investigators soon found evidence on the victim’s phone that Gonzales and the student had had an ongoing relationship.

Bay City Texas Police soon arrested the teacher on charges of online solicitation of a minor and improper relationship between an educator and student.

Gonzales has been released from jail but I’m going to assume she will be out of a job. But hey, she can always just move to Florida — they take everyone.

Wild Boars Run Amok Inside School

Wild Boars Run Amok Inside School

Back when you were in school, you probably got to experience the rare treat of staying home on a snow day. But can you say you ever got a “boar day”?





He could run for the hills and throw it away like a normal teen. Personally I ran from the cops a many of times in school. Me and my friends did it for fun. As long as it’s petty it’s basically hide and seek but with more adrenaline.

Texas Teacher Arrested After Having Sex With Teen She Met Up With At Chick-fil-A

Texas Teacher Arrested After Having Sex With Teen She Met Up With At Chick-fil-A

So while you and I might head on over to Chick-fil-A to try their overpriced, but delicious chicken sandwiches, Michelle Schiffer heads on over to Chick-fil-A to meet up with teen students.

The 23-year-old world history teacher, who teaches at Cypress-Springs High School, was recently arrested and charged with improper relationship with a student and sexual assault of a child after it was discovered that she met up with a then-15-year-old kid in the parking lot of a Chick-fil-A restaurant. From there, Schiffer then drove the teen to a friend’s apartment where they had sex. Schiffer admitted all of this.

The teacher also admitted that she smoked weed with the teen in her car and that she also had more sex with him, in a sexual relationship that lasted a summer. The relationship was revealed after a student reached out to the school’s principal, Cheryl Henry who then reached out to police.

Schiffer was placed on administrative leave but something tells me she will soon be completely out of a job. If convicted, Schiffer can spend two to 20 years in prison, but everyone knows it will be the former.

Student Vs Teacher Fight

Student Vs Teacher Fight

Student wasn't listening.
Teacher tried to lay down classroom law.

Utah School Worries Their Mascot Name Sounds Too Close To 'Penis'

Utah School Worries Their Mascot Name Sounds Too Close To 'Penis'

There are so many things you have to worry about these days as a school administrator. Sadly, you have to worry about students bringing weapons into the building, kids putting Ex-Lax in the ranch dressing and of course, students at other schools making “crude jokes” regarding your mascot because its name sounds super close to the medical term for dick.

According to The Salt Lake Tribune, a concerned resident in Farmington, Utah has a big problem with Farmington High School’s choice of “The Phoenix” as its mascot. The reason for Kyle Fraughton taking issue with it? You guessed it – he’s afraid that kids at other schools are going to make fun of them by calling them “The Penis” or just “penises.”

No, seriously. In 2017, that is what this fucking clown is worried about.

“I looked on Google and a couple hits down I saw that the plural of phoenix was either phoenixes or phoenices,” Fraughton said. “I have no interest in my daughter or my son playing sports and getting referred to as something like a penis.”

Fraughton actually launched an online petition asking Davis School District to rethink its choice of “The Phoenix” as the mascot. Although Farmington High School Principal Richard Swanson says the word would remain singular and not pluralized.


12 X-Rated History Facts They Won't Teach You In School

12 X-Rated History Facts They Won't Teach You In School


I can barely remember what exactly they taught us in history class, but I can assure you it was none of these facts. These are insane.

1. HeavenInACup -- Yes. A 'prolific' brothel customer.

When Victor Hugo died, most brothels in Paris closed for his funeral so the prostitutes could pay their respects.

He was a very prolific client, and pretty nice towards prostitutes on top of that.

2. SmoreOfBabylon -- Very Game of Thrones-esque

When learning about ancient history, such as that of pre-Roman Egypt for example, you might get a passing reference from the teacher about the occasional incestuous marriage among the pharaohs here and there. But the Ptolemaic Dynasty took this to the next level. Let's have a look at this handy chart

Of special note is that Ptolemy VIII was, for a time, married to both his sister AND his niece (who herself was the daughter of Ptolemy's sister/wife and their brother). Also, the Ptolemies spent a whoooole lot of time murdering one another - parents murdered by their children, children murdered by their parents, uncles, or aunts, and so forth. Interesting times, to say the least.

3. egrith -- Well that's just plain rude.

The fact that around the time of Catherine the Great died, her enemies spread rumors that she died from either her toilet broke under her, or from a horse falling on her while trying to have sex with one.

4. El_John_Nada -- I guess that's one way to go out.

One of the French presidents (Felix Faure) died in office while receiving a blowjob....

5. Maxpowr9 -- You don't see many war movies featuring diarrhea.

A lot of diarrhea in warfare.

Also, getting an STI in WWI got you sick leave so many Allied forces would visit Parisian brothels, get an STI, and sent home.

6. MlSANTHROPlSSED -- Ahhhh this one made me physically cringe.

When French revolutionary Maximilien Robespierre realized he was to be executed he attempted suicide. He shot himself in the mouth and when they took him to the guillotine the executioner ripped off his wounded jaw causing him to scream in agony before the crowd until the guillotine killed him.

7. CorporalThornberry -- But who doesn't?

Romans loved drawing dicks all over everything

8. Reformed_Mother -- That is insane.

Lina Medina is a Peruvian woman who is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, giving birth at the age of five years, seven months and 17 days.

This is certainly not one of the facts that they teach in school.

9. thedeejus -- Who knew?

President James Buchanan was likely gay. He never married and lived with former Vice President William King for years, and they would attend social functions as a couple. Andrew Jackson called them "Miss Nancy and Aunt Fancy."

10. PopeliusJones -- What the hell?

Up until the early 20th century, a woman could be diagnosed with "hysteria" by her doctor, who would then "cure" her by bringing her to orgasm. This was not an uncommon practice, either.

11. Ugandaeatthat -- I love how they got embarrassed by it.

The Russian Tsars starting with the infamous Catherine had a portion of their palace decorated with explicitly phalic furniture. It was thought to be so bizarre that both the provisional government and the soviet union hid the furniture after briefly cataloguing its existence.

12. DumpChumpTrump -- Mozart you DOG.

Mozart, the great composer, did not only write serious pieces like Lacrimosa. He also wrote a masterpiece called: Leck mich im Arsch (lick me in the ass)...

Ohio Teacher Pulled From Classroom, Arrested For Having Sex With 2 High School Students

Ohio Teacher Pulled From Classroom, Arrested For Having Sex With 2 High School Students

Are you surprised by these type of stories anymore? Of course you aren’t. Let’s all talk about Madeline Marx now.

The 23-year-old substitute teacher was recently hauled out of her classroom and arrested after it was discovered that she had sex with two male Fairmont High School 11th-graders. Marx is accused of hooking up with one of the students, who is 17, in a store parking lot, and with the other student, 16, in a parking lot of an apartment complex. Marx also sent one of the students nude photos through Snapchat and Instagram.

Everything came to a halt when the school’s principal was told about Marx by authorities. Take a look at the video below to see Marx in the back of a police car after being pulled from a classroom.


Marx is now facing two counts of sexual battery.

And with that said you can pretty much guarantee that you’ll be getting word of another type of these stories in the near future.


Ex-Teacher Caught Hooking Up With Friend's Teen Son

Ex-Teacher Caught Hooking Up With Friend's Teen Son

So much for being friends.

Christine M. Taylor, a former language arts and social studies teacher at Jefferson Junior High School, was only given probation after she was caught hooking up with a 16-year-old boy.

It all kicked off way back on New Year’s Day in 2016, when Taylor decided to invite her friend and her friend’s son to her home. After having pizza, Taylor brought the teen to her bedroom where she performed a ‘sex act.’ No word what that sex act was, so we’re just going to assume it was oral sex. Well that didn’t last long because the teen’s mom walked in and actually caught Taylor in the act and called police.


Taylor pleaded guilty to felony obstruction of justice and endangering the health or safety of a child in exchange for having three sexual abuse charges dropped, according to the Chicago Tribune. So Taylor ended up getting two years of probation, and she will need to undergo sex offender counseling.

In other words, Taylor got off super easy.



R-Rated Headline About High School Students Is A Reminder To Always Proofread

R-Rated Headline About High School Students Is A Reminder To Always Proofread

Do you remember sitting in school, wondering when the heck you were ever going to use the things you learned in the classroom in real life? Well, consider this newspaper headline-gone-wrong to be a cautionary tale....

This headline from the Pratt Tribune shows how one tiny grammatical error could turn a totally innocuous story into an eyebrow-raising exclusive on sexually active high school students.

Yeah, you might need to read that a few times in order to get it.


These students were getting first-hand job experience, not running around giving each other the ol' tug-of-love.

But this is hardly the first time a newspaper went to print with a horrible, glaring error:

And for anyone wondering...

See? You should have listened to all those English teachers when they told you grammar is important!


Campus Officer Punches Female Students To Break Up A Fight


Campus Officer Punches Female Students To Break Up A Fight

 Kids better watch themselves. This SRO dont play.


Is This Real? — School CCTV Camera Captures Terrifying ‘Ghost’ In Hallway

Is This Real? — School CCTV Camera Captures Terrifying ‘Ghost’ In Hallway

A secondary school in Cork, Ireland, has reportedly received an uninvited guest from beyond the grave – just in time for Halloween.

CCTV footage from the school captured the inexplicable and spine-tingling incident, which took place in one of its deserted corridors at night. The footage shows eerie flashes of light following a thunderous bang.

Things start to get really crazy when a heavy set of lockers begin to rock back and forth violently as a single locker door swings open forcefull, dumping books and papers all across the floor. The footage ends with a wet floor sign being knocked over aggressively as if it’s been kicked.

Ghost must’ve kept slipping on the wet floors and be banging into the lockers.

California Music Teacher Allegedly Fills Students' Flutes With Semen

California Music Teacher Allegedly Fills Students' Flutes With Semen


Never before have I been happier that I don’t have a kid who enjoys playing the flute or any musical instrument for that matter. Hell, come to think of it, I don’t even have a kid.

Anyway, according to Fox News, California state officials are investigating whether or not a music teacher decided to jizz all over a bunch of colorful flutes that were then handed out to students in several schools.

If you have a kid in school in California, this is the part where you’re really going to want to start paying attention.

Fox News

School districts in Fountain Valley, Los Angeles, Fullerton, Inland Empire, Fullerton, Chatsworth, Capistrano Unified and Newport-Mesa have all sent home statements to parents notifying them of the ongoing investigation. Los Angeles Unified School District said at least 13 school districts might have been affected in southern California.

The name of the sick fuck teacher is being withheld, but officials did say that he was an “independent contractor” who “administered a music program for students at some schools.” And once you throw in the fact that the flutes were all part of a program called “Flutes Across the World,” it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who this pervert is.

It’s unknown what exact method the teacher used to contaminate the flutes, but let’s be honest: Does it even matter? No matter how he did it, it won’t change the fact that it was fucking gross and disturbing.


Teacher Blew Student Activity Cash On Penny Slots

Teacher Blew Student Activity Cash On Penny Slots


Last year, Lydia Johnson is said to have blown $90,000 at the MGM Grand Detroit casino, which would be a lot of your own money to lose, let alone someone else's. And a chunk of it was allegedly someone else's. Macomb County authorities say the 29-year-old Dakota High School teacher handled cash as the student activity coordinator. Based on 2016 homecoming dance attendance records, school officials and authorities say $30,000 or so should have come in, yet the the Detroit Free Press reports Johnson only deposited $11,000 into the school's homecoming account. Prosecutor Eric Smith said in a release that empty envelopes believed to have held homecoming cash were found in her classroom, with casino receipts nearby. Meanwhile, Johnson deposited just $500 for a student-parent trip to Tamarack Camps that should have brought in about $13,000.

School officials uncovered things were amiss after Tamarack Camps started trying to collect money it was owed; the school then contacted the sheriff's office. Per WJBK, MGM Grand Detroit records indicated Johnson spent more than $90,000 on penny slots during 2016. Smith says when her personal bank account was examined, it showed deposits that would have been far and above what she made as a math and Spanish teacher at the school. Johnson was placed on administrative leave in early May, with the grand total she's accused of stealing running close to $32,000, the Detroit News reports. She now faces a felony charge of embezzlement from a nonprofit, which could earn her 10 years in prison if she's convicted.

College Spelunking Trip Ends In 60-Hour Mishap

College Spelunking Trip Ends In 60-Hour Mishap

An Indiana University freshman is counting his lucky stars that what the Herald-Times reports was his third-ever cave descent wasn't his last. Indiana University freshman Lukas Cavar, 19, was on a beginner's spelunking trip to Sullivan Cave on Sunday when he ended up getting left behind by the 12 other members of IU's Caving Club. He got separated from the group and reached the cave entrance, only to find that it had been padlocked shut by the departed spelunkers—and he ended up stuck in that cave for 60 hours. Exactly how that happened is somewhat of a mystery, reports the Indiana Daily Student: The Caving Club says it did a headcount at the beginning and end of the outing, and the cavers were buddied up. It wouldn't further elaborate on the "sensitive legal matter."

What Cavar had on him: a plastic grocery store bag, his relatively useless iPhone (no signal), two empty water bottles, two Clif Bar wrappers, his wallet, and helmet. He estimates he spent six to eight hours yelling for help, and licked moisture from the cave's walls to try to satisfy his thirst. Two club members rescued him late Tuesday after a friend told the club's president Cavar was missing. Cavar says he's "really glad to be alive;" the AP reports he has no upcoming spelunking plans.


School Security Vs Student - Wigs Go Flyin'

School Security Vs Student - Wigs Go Flyin'


 Pure F*ckery: School Security Gets Her Wig Snatched And Catches Hands After Assaulting A Student With A Baton!


Florida 'Teacher Of The Year' Candidate Suspended For Letting Students Play Super Raunchy Truth-Or-Dare Game In Classroom

Florida 'Teacher Of The Year' Candidate Suspended For Letting Students Play Super Raunchy Truth-Or-Dare Game In Classroom

Let’s all talk about Brent Sawdy — Sawdy is a seventh-grade teacher at Lake Shore Middle School who just happened to be one of the 15 finalists for 2017 Duval County Teacher of the Year. Well, he’s not going to be winning that award after all. And why’s that? Because it was discovered that Sawdy allowed his students to play a very kinky version of Truth-or-Dare, called “Dirty Dare.”

Sawdy allowed his students to kiss, allowed two girls to expose their breasts and even allowed one boy to lick a girl’s breasts.

NY Post

The classroom debauchery occurred after the students returned from a field trip. Sawdy turned on music and gave his class free time to “work on other school work,” according to an investigative report obtained by News4.

Sawdy initially turned on a video of Bill Nye the Science Guy but turned it off once he realized no one was watching. He also had the lights turned off his classroom, which he frequently did believe it created a “calmer learning environment,” the report said.

The educator denied knowing what had taken place — and said the only student he’d disciplined that day was one he saw “play slap” a girl’s leg.

“He never heard anyone say anything about playing a game. He never heard anyone say anything about Truth or Dare. He did not hear or see any students do anything else questionable,” the report said. “He led that student to the door and explained that although he appeared to be playing, that kind of playing could get him in trouble.”

While Sawdy denied knowing anything that was going on, fourteen students in the classroom that day were interviewed and most reported the inappropriate behavior. It was then discovered that Sawdy violated two professional standards.


And now this dude has been suspended without pay. But since it’s Florida you know that he will work again soon.



Dad And Daughter Beat The Hell Out Of Her Ex-Boyfriend In The Middle Of A Classroom

Dad And Daughter Beat The Hell Out Of Her Ex-Boyfriend In The Middle Of A Classroom

You know the first time you met your girlfriend’s father? Remember how nervous you felt? Remember how he made jokes about taking you down if you hurt his daughter? And remember the time he beat you in a classroom? Wait, what?

That’s exactly what happened to an 18-year-old guy after his ex-girlfriend and her father confronted him in a classroom simply to beat him down. The father, 40-year-old Josiah Wright and his daughter, 17-year-old, Jonay Wright, were arrested and charged after the attack left the victim in critical condition with possible brain bleeding.

According to Josiah, he went to Ruskin High School with his daughter in order to get a copy of her class schedule and eat lunch with her for some reason. While there, Jonay received a threatening text from her ex-boyfriend — a text that sent Josiah into a rage.

NY Post

“You threatened to kill my daughter. I’ll f–k you up,” Josiah Wright allegedly told the teen.

Police said he then grabbed the ex-boyfriend by the hair from his chair and threw him to the ground. Both the dad and daughter kicked and punched the teen, police said.

Authorities said that the pair kicked and punched the teen boy until he was bleeding from the ear. Witnesses told investigators that the dad stomped on the teen’s head while his daughter kicked him in the chest and groin. School security broke up the fight and the teen was taken to the hospital with critical injuries.

The assault reportedly left the teen with severe eye abrasions and swelling to his head.

And because of that brutal beatdown Josiah faces a first-degree assault, while his daughter is charged with second-degree domestic assault.

In conclusion, it’s probably best not to piss off your girlfriend’s father or he will ruin your senior year of high school.


In Not Shocking News A Michigan Substitute Teacher Has Been Arrested For Having Sex With A Student

In Not Shocking News A Michigan Substitute Teacher Has Been Arrested For Having Sex With A Student

When I was in school having a substitute teacher in the classroom usually meant that we didn’t have to do much work for the day and could just relax. It didn’t mean that we got to sleep with the substitute teacher. Well, it seems like Allyson Brittany Moran has a different way of going about things.

The 26-year-year-old sub and girls soccer coach was recently arrested after she had sex with a student younger than 18 from Stockbridge High School. Moran is being accused of sleeping with the teen boy on two separate occasions at her home. Oh, Moran also sent nudes to the teen over social media.


It all kicked when when the student reached out to police and told them everything, which led Moran to also admit what she had been up to. And it wasn’t teaching a bunch of spoiled kids stuff they will never use in the real world.

And now because of all that Moran faces three felony counts of third-degree sexual conduct involving a student and one misdemeanor count of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving a student.


Photo: Macon County Sheriff’s Office

If convicted she could face up to 15 years in prison. But since she is a sort of attractive female she will get probation.


Teacher Accused Of 'Violently' Grabbing 6th-Grader For Sitting During Pledge Of Allegiance

Teacher Accused Of 'Violently' Grabbing 6th-Grader For Sitting During Pledge Of Allegiance

As Colin Kaepernick continues to go unemployed for boycotting the national anthem as a means of drawing attention to racial injustices, people both inside and outside of the league are dealing with their own forms of backlash for exercising their right to criticize the system. And that includes kids in elementary school.

A teacher from Farmington Hills, Michigan has been placed on leave for allegedly assaulting a 6th-grade student who refused to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. The teacher is now under investigation.

The student, Stone Chaney, had just started his first week at East Middle School when the incident occurred, which Stone described to local outlet ClickOnDetroit​.

"The teacher consultant comes up behind me and snatches me out of my chair violently," Stone said. "I was so confused. I didn't know what was going on."

The alleged assault happened Sept. 7, and Stone said another teacher yelled at him for sitting down during the pledge the very next day. But Stone has a very short list of things he pledges allegiance to. "I don't stand because I don't pledge to a flag," he said. "I pledge to God and family."

In a statement, the superintendent of Farmington Public Schools seemed to back Stone's choice.

"The District fully supports the right of each student to participate or not in the daily Pledge," the statement said. "The teacher allegedly involved in the incident has been placed on administrative leave. At this time, the District cannot speculate about the outcome of the pending investigation."

As for Stone's future at East Middle School, the boy is understandably looking to make a change. "I don't feel safe going to that school anymore because I don't know what they're going to do next," he said.

SURPRISING Science Facts You Didn't Learn At School

SURPRISING Science Facts You Didn't Learn At School

I'm still trying to remember what I did learn in school.

Louisiana English Teacher Arrested For Having Sexual Relationship With Student

Louisiana English Teacher Arrested For Having Sexual Relationship With Student

Let’s all talk about 26-year-old English teacher Rachel Marie Gillespie. Gillespie, who is also the assistant softball coach at Jennings High School, was recently arrested after having a sexual relationship with one of her students.

Louisiana English Teacher Arrested For Having Sexual Relationship With Student


Photo: Jefferson Davis Parish Schools

It all fell apart for Gillespie after the Jefferson Davis Parish Sheriff’s Office received a complaint, which led to an investigation being launched. And well, what the police discovered was enough for them to put handcuffs on the teacher.


On August 22, deputies received a call from the school board, stating that a Jennings High School employee was alleged to have had an improper relationship with a student, stated Ivey. An investigation was initiated and information gathered led detectives to request an arrest warrant. Due to conflicts, the District Attorney’s Office and 31st Judicial District Judge have recused themselves.

And instead of teaching English and how to hit a ball to a bunch of spoiled brats, Gillespie was clearly a tad busy getting a little hands-on with one of her students. The gender and the age of the student have not been revealed.


Photo: Jefferson Davis Parish Sheriff’s Office

Gillespie is being accused of indecent behavior with a juvenile and was booked into the parish jail on a $25,000 bond.

And that’s the story of why Gillespie never taught another student again.


Teacher In Hot Water After Sex-Shaming Students With Weirdly Invasive Questionnaire

Teacher In Hot Water After Sex-Shaming Students With Weirdly Invasive Questionnaire

It's not uncommon for teachers to kick off back-to-school season with an icebreaker or two–but when said icebreaker takes the form of an overly-intrusive questionnaire, a little more than ice is bound to get broken. (For example, the hearts of sensitive students.)

As pointed out by Scary Mommy, a mom named Heather Danks-Miller of Roy, Utah recently shared an image of a disturbing questionnaire on Facebook. The quiz was one her 11th grade daughter Olivia's teacher distributed in an Adult Roles and Financial Literacy class. The quiz is filled with invasive questions from "Ever gotten or given a hickey?" to "Ever been kissed against your will?" to "Have you (your girl) had more than one abortion?"

As noted at the beginning of the quiz, known as the Drug and Sex Test, the teacher did not write it. In 1967, three teenagers wrote what is known as the first Drug and Sex Test. The version the teacher passed out was taken from a Dear Abby column, and was written in 1981.

Each question is worth a certain number of points that are meant to be added up at the end, which will determine each student's fate as "a nerd," "pure as ivory soap," or "indecent." Literally, WHAT?

"I couldn't believe it was really meant to be turned in. "It was a shock when I met with the teacher that she said it was indeed meant to be turned in for a grade with their names on it. She said however that she has a 'do not read' policy that the students can put on their paper–but I was confused by that, because what is the point then?"

Olivia decided not to fill out the full quiz–but not before writing a baller handwritten message on it.

"My daughter was offended because she felt judged due to the fact that the teacher is Mormon (Which apparently no one is talking about). "And there were questions on there that were assuming everyone was heterosexual, and you were considered to be 'bad' if you weren't. Not to mention the questions about abortions which is no one's business!"

Danks-Miller added that the teacher explained that she's "been using this for years and hasn't had one problem with it." The concerned mother says this bothers her because it means this sort of attitude has been normalized in her community.

So, she set out to do something about it. After meeting with the school's principals, the test was allegedly pulled from the curriculum and the teacher was placed on leave, according to local news outlet KUTV. The school district is currently investigating the test.

Danks-Miller explained that she intended to back down if the teacher agreed to pull the assignment. But unfortunately, things did not go that simply. "I never wanted anything to happen to the teacher until she still persisted to give out the assignment after we had spoken and they said they were going to pull it out of the curriculum," she explained. "I don't think they knew or are used to a parent following through."

Not to mention, shaming students for engaging in sexual behavior, trying alcohol and drugs, and for not identifying as heterosexual is undeniably toxic. Numerous studies, including this one, conclude that abstinence-only education does not work. Not only that, but abstinence-only education is often correlated with higher teen pregnancy rates. Isn't it fun when there's a legitimate study that proves something offensive is a stinking pile of regressive bullshit?


Lawyer: Key Missing From Sandy Hook Massacre Room

Lawyer: Key Missing From Sandy Hook Massacre Room

A missing key "is going to be a big part of our case moving forward," says a lawyer for two families who are suing Newtown, Conn., over the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre. The Danbury News Times reports that the school district had said in court documents that each classroom was equipped with a red emergency folder; in a lockdown situation, a key found in that folder would lock the classroom door. The News Times previously reported the folders have been in the possession of state police, and attorney Donald Papcsy last month got the green light to review the folders from the two classrooms at Sandy Hook Elementary School where teachers and students died. He inspected them on Friday and says one of them was empty.

An attorney for Newtown was present when that folder—which had been in substitute teacher Lauren Rousseau's classroom—was inspected, but he had no comment on what he saw. The Hartford Courant reported that Rousseau tried to shepherd the kids into the room's bathroom, but she, aide Rachel D'Avino, and 14 of the 15 children were killed by Adam Lanza. Noah Pozner was among the dead; his family, along with that of Jesse Lewis, are the ones suing the town for negligence. Though the Courant notes the superintendent and two teachers testified that Rousseau would have been aware of the emergency folder, the families' suit alleges in part that Rousseau "had neither a key to lock the door nor any knowledge of the ... safety and security protocols" that were in place.


This Mom Was Horrified By The Dress Code For Girls On A 6th Grade Pool Party Invitation

This Mom Was Horrified By The Dress Code For Girls On A 6th Grade Pool Party Invitation

Indiana mom Jennifer Smith fought back against the administration when this permission slip was sent home with very specific instructions about appropriate swimwear.

Cover up all those 12-year-old good citizens from head to toe! (via Babble)

Jennifer Smith got this invitation from her son's elementary school and was pretty surprised to read this, under the proclamation that the students of Rhoades Elementary were being rewarded for hard work and good citizenship:

All girls must wear a non-white t-shirt over their swimsuit.

What. The. Hell. Smith has a son, but she was unwilling to support the message that girls should cover their bodies at the damn pool. She took her concerns to the school, first contacting the principal. They gave her these explanations:

“Due to the varying sizes of students at this age, [making T-shirts mandatory] takes away the ability of kiddos making fun of others for wearing a shirt [since] everyone is required to wear one."

Yeah. Everyone. Except boys. The Huffington Post got this response from a district spokesperson:

"We know that for many of our families, buying an extra [one-piece] swimsuit for their children would be a luxury they cannot afford. To address the issue of appropriate dress for the swim party, we believed asking the girls to wear T-shirts over their swimsuits was the solution that addressed the issue most sensitively."

Then why did you specify the t-shirts not be white? Isn't it possible a boy might not have a swimsuit, either? Why even go to the pool, if we're worried about what people have the clothes to participate in?

Never mind, these are all bullsh*t excuses. Most pools do not even allow people to swim in t-shirts! And before the school even started with, "Think of the fat and poor kids," line, they told Smith in an email that in the past girls had worn "very inappropriate swimsuits and covering up takes care of that issue." The issue of a woman's body being so sexualized that a 12-year-old can't wear a SWIMSUIT to the POOL.

Look how inappropriately clothed these human bodies are! Don't they know they have breasts that school officials can't stop thinking about? (via Thinkstock)

Is America actually going backwards and getting MORE puritanical? I very distinctly remember being in the sixth grade at a pool party. Some girls and boys wore t-shirts. I didn't. And it was the first time I ever caught a boy staring at my pubic hair, since I was too innocent to have heard of a bikini wax. An awkward lesson, but one I learned without being body-policed by the administration.

Yes, the note says "no Speedos" which can be assumed to be for boys, but again, they never specify anything gender-wise for the male students to wear. Lord knows, middle school boys love speedos, so maybe these double standards are actually really fair and balanced? Smith suggested that they make t-shirts mandatory for both boys and girls, if all their reasonings behind the policy were valid. She wrote to them:

I am not sure if you are aware of the emotional hardship that is caused by [telling] young girls their bodies are inappropriate and must be covered...Setting one standard for half of the student body only promotes the idea that girls bodies are naturally shameful, and helps to send a very damaging message.

The school changed their policy. Jennifer Smith made a difference in how young girls are treated and that is amazing. T-shirts were optional for the trip and according to Smith's son, no one wore one. Hope nobody was too offended by kids frolicking in the sun with their shoulders and bellies exposed!





All she had to do was swallow the humble pie and wait until class was over, all the while praying the professor didn’t intend to hand it to police. She decided to make a scene instead. Good luck passing that class!

Pennsylvania Teacher Has Sex With Student In Hot Tub And At Park

Pennsylvania Teacher Has Sex With Student In Hot Tub And At Park

While some teachers take the summer to take a break from students and the chaos of the classroom, one teacher decided to use her summer to get closer to one student. How close? Let’s just say sex was involved.

Nikki Varney, a 44-year-old teacher at Williamsburg High School was recently arrested after her 15-year-old student told investigators that the sexual relationship between he and Varney kicked off when he went for a swim at Varney’s home and then ended up having sex with her in her hot tub.

But that wasn’t it. The student also revealed that afterwards Varney took the teen to Canoe Creek State Park where they then had sex on a park bench.

NY Daily News

The student told police that during another incident last month the educator picked him up from basketball practice after telling him that she was going to be home alone that evening.

“He then stated that they went to her residence, where they had sex,” investigators wrote in the affidavit. According to police, the teacher used Snapchat to communicate with the student.

Varney was interviewed earlier this month at the school over the allegations. Police said she confessed to having sex with the student on two different occasions, in a park and at her home.

Varney has now been charged with institutional sexual assault, corruption of minors, unlawful contact with minors and statutory sexual assault. And this goes without saying, but Varney has been put on administrative leave. Obviously.


Teacher Who Went To Jail For Sexting Student Arrested Again After She's Found Working At School

Teacher Who Went To Jail For Sexting Student Arrested Again After She's Found Working At School

She’s clearly not the brightest lady.

Let’s all talk about 35-year-old Crystal Gilliland Clowdus, a former high school math teacher who was sent to jail back in 2014 after it was discovered she was sexting naked photos of herself to a 15-year-old male student. And because of that Clowdus ended up pleading guilty to transmitting obscene material to a minor as part of a plea deal. Clowdus then received a 10-year suspended sentence but still had to serve six months in a county jail followed by six months of house arrest.

But that wasn’t all, folks. After her one year of detention Clowdus was then ordered to have a five-year probation period, was required to register as a lifetime sex offender and surrender her teaching license. All of that because she decided to be a creep and sext. But guess what? Fast forward just three years later and Clowdus decided to head back to a school to work. And she was busted.

Daily Mail

Clowdus, from Alabama, was arrested after she was found to be volunteering at Oneonta Elementary School. Despite not being paid for her services, being within the school is a violation of the Sex Offender Registration and Notification Act, also known as SORNA which requires states to maintain a system for monitoring and tracking convicted sex offenders following their release into the community. A violation is a felony charge.

Under state law, “No adult sex offender shall apply for, accept, or maintain employment or vacation or volunteer at any school, childcare facility, mobile vending business that provides services primarily to children, or any other business or organization that provides services primarily to children.”

Clowdus is now back in jail with bond set at $15,000.

This lady clearly can’t stay away from schools or from kids.


Walmart Facing Backlash After Putting Guns In The “Back To School” Section

Walmart Facing Backlash After Putting Guns In The “Back To School” Section



Someone at Walmart has been looking at WAY TOO MANY DANK MEMES! I know I shouldn’t be making a joke about this because they are getting shredded for it.

MSNBC: Online outrage is being directed at Wal-Mart for a gun display at one of its stores, after a photo went viral on Wednesday of a sign that hung above it.

The photo shows a back-to-school banner that reads “Own the school year like a hero” situated above a glass case full of guns.

A Twitter user posted a photo from Walmart showing a back to school gun display.

It was only a matter of time until the media started picking up the story:

“What’s seen in this photograph would never be acceptable in our stores,” a Wal-Mart spokesperson told CNBC in a statement. “We regret this situation and are looking into how it could have happened.”

Initial reports said the store was in Evansville, Indiana, but that has not been confirmed by Wal-Mart as of Thursday afternoon. They had started their investigation midday Wednesday, after the photo began circulating.

The customer who initially tweeted the photo and who also spoke with The Washington Post has since taken her Twitter account private.

The woman, Leeanna May, insisted in an interview with the Post that the photo was taken in Evansville.

But Wal-Mart’s latest tweets to unhappy customers tell a different story. It appears there is still some confusion regarding which store displayed the sign.

Married Connecticut Teacher Has Sex With At Least 4 Students Because Her 'Husband Wasn't Satisfying Her'

Married Connecticut Teacher Has Sex With At Least 4 Students Because Her 'Husband Wasn't Satisfying Her'

This is the second “teacher has sex with student(s)” story that I am writing in the last couple of hours. I’m telling you, folks, these type of stories are becoming an epidemic. But hey, people are curious. So let’s all talk about Laura Ramos.

Ramos, a 31-year-old teacher who taught at Central High School in Bridgeport, recently turned herself into cops after there was a warrant out for her arrest. Ramos is accuse of sleeping with at least four male special education students — this coming after the teacher had already been arrested in June for hooking up with an 18-year-old student of hers.

Police files state that Ramos and that first student began making out in a car, which then progressed to them having sex on the way to a restaurant.


It was there she apparently complained about her husband not wanting to sleep with her.

“They go into the electrical room of the restaurant and they start kissing,” court documents said. “Later that night he receives a text message from Mrs Ramos telling him the sex was the best she ever had.” The student allegedly told officers there could be more.

“He stated that he believes Mrs Ramos was involved with at least three or four kids but doesn’t know their names,” the court documents said.

That’s right, folks. Ramos hooked up wth students because her husband at home wasn’t giving her the goods.

The police kicked off their investigation after a student told a teacher Ramos had intercourse with one of her pupils. And that’s when the rest of the information started coming out with another student telling school officials that Ramos would complain about her marriage to him.

“Ms Ramos would complain that her ‘man’ or ‘guy’ does not want to have sex or do anything with her,” police files said.

Ramos eventually admitted that she had sex with that first student “a handful of times” in her car. She’s resigned from her teaching position and now faces two counts of second-degree sexual assault. No word yet if she will be charged for her actions against the other students.


California Teacher Is Now Suing The Student She Was Convicted Of Having Sex With

California Teacher Is Now Suing The Student She Was Convicted Of Having Sex With

As many teacher/student hook-up stories as we hear about, sooner or later there has to be a twist. And now we have one.

A 36-year-old teacher named Tara Stumph has filed a lawsuit against an unidentified 16-year-old student accusing him of making statements that “hurt her career and reputation.” This of course coming after Stumph pleaded no contest to having sex with a person under the age of 18 and was sentenced to 180 days in jail.

The lawsuit also states that the teen “talked trash about the sex-starved educator to various classmates, family and other members of the community.”

The Tribune of San Luis Obispo:

Both Stumph and her former employer, Lucia Mar School District, were named as defendants in a lawsuit by the victim’s family. The victim’s family and the school district are set to enter a binding mediation process with Santa Barbara mediator Henry Bongiovi.

Stumph’s teaching license was revoked after her conviction, but she will not be required to register as a sex offender upon her release from San Luis Obispo County Jail.

Stumph is suing for indemnity for any judgments rendered against her, a judicial determination that any injuries to the plaintiff were caused by the school district as well as civil damages, attorneys fees and costs.

Well, I don’t know how this will turn out but the case is scheduled for October 12. Until then Stumph will be known as the teacher who was somehow seduced by a teen.


35 Questionable Class Presentations

35 Questionable Class Presentations

Teacher Has Drunken Sex With Student In Plane Bathroom During School Trip

Teacher Has Drunken Sex With Student In Plane Bathroom During School Trip

Photo: Facebook

While some teachers hook with their students in a car, physics teacher Eleanor Wilson decided to do it in an airplane bathroom. That’s right, folks.

On a flight back from a school trip, the 28-year-old Bristol school teacher hooked up with a student in the plane’s bathroom after getting trashed. The student who engaged in sex with Wilson admitted to a professional conduct panel that he had unprotected sex with the teacher. But that was not the end of the romp.

Daily Mail

The teacher continued their relationship, texting and meeting up for drinks despite gossip at the school in Bristol. In September 2015 the head teacher heard rumors about the relationship and quizzed Miss Wilson about them. But she denied any improper behavior and no further action was taken.

But the relationship came to light seven months later after another pupil threatened to reveal the tryst unless Miss Wilson had sex with him. He sent Miss Wilson a series of emails in March 2016, in which he said he knew about her relationship with Pupil A and would inform the school.

These emails were reported to the school and the police. The school launched an investigation and Miss Wilson was dismissed in May 2016.

Photo: Facebook/Eleanor Wilson (Wilson with friend)

So yes, another student was so desperate for sex that he pretty much blackmailed Wilson and the cat was let out of the bag. Wilson has now been banned for life from teaching.

Here’s what Polly O’Malley, chairman of the professional conduct panel, had to say:

“There was evidence that the teacher’s actions were deliberate and continued for a significant length of time despite her understanding that her behavior was inappropriate. There was no evidence to suggest that the teacher was acting under duress.’

These behaviors include serious dishonesty and serious sexual misconduct. The panel has found that Miss Wilson engaged in sexual activity with Pupil A on one occasion, including oral sex and sexual intercourse. Additionally the panel has found that Miss Wilson encouraged Pupil A to hide their relationship and lied about it herself when an investigation into the allegations was undertaken by the school.”

Wilson was reported to police, but at the moment it is not known if further action will be taken against her.


Kid Picks Ups A Security Guard & Flips Him Over To Go Fight Another Kid

Kid Picks Ups A Security Guard & Flips Him Over To Go Fight Another Kid

Maybe don't hire manlets for your security?  That's probably a good idea.



Married Nebraska Teacher Arranges 'Birthday Sex' With 16-Year-Old

Married Nebraska Teacher Arranges 'Birthday Sex' With 16-Year-Old

When we aren’t making you laugh with our batch of Funny Photos we are telling you all about the latest teacher scandal — and boy are there a lot of them every week it seems. This time around we are focusing on Emily Lofing.

The 27-year-old married Nebraska teacher was finally sentenced in court after it was discovered that she had sex with a 16-year-old on his birthday. Oh, and it occurred after bible school. Lord Jesus.

The Sun

The sexual encounter happened last July – just over two years after she tied the knot with her partner in June 2014.

At the time of the alleged offenses, the teacher was working at a school in Weeping Water, Nebraska, where the teen was a student. But because the young man was 16 and could legally consent to sex, the prosecutor said debauching a minor was the toughest charge he could file.

She moved to teach English at Nebraska City Middle School before being reported to police.

While Lofing’s lawyer tried to express to the judge that Lofing had a history of depression and she had a mental illness, it wasn’t enough to keep Lofing from prison as the judge sentenced her to just 90 days and ordered her to 240 hours of community service. Oh, and just two years of probation.

Here’s what Judge John Steinheider had to say:

You send kids to school, to day care, to Bible school … and you expect them to be treated with respect and be in safe places and you took that away from at least the victim in this instance.”

Lofing was charged with misdemeanor debauching a minor and pleaded no contest. Lofing, with good behavior, could end up spending even less time behind bars.


School Worker Caught ‘Snorting White Powder’ Off Student’s Finger In Snapchat Video

School Worker Caught ‘Snorting White Powder’ Off Student’s Finger In Snapchat Video

Well, as they say, the proof is in the Snapchat video. People say that, right?

Teresa Ward, school support worker ironically in charge of behavior at North Cestrian school in Altrincham, Greater Manchester, has been suspended from her job after a Snapchat video showing her snorting a white powder off a student’s finger went viral.

The ten-second video shows the 37-year-old leaning over a student’s in order to snort up the powder. And let’s just assume it’s cocaine, OK? OK. First this Snapchat of Ward hanging out with students was shared.

And then the big one: Ward snorting ‘something’ up.

Here’s what a mom of one student who attends the school for kids ages 13 to 17 had to say:

“My son was sent a Snapchat video from another student of Teresa Ward taking drugs with students at the school. The video has gone all through the school. My son showed it to me and you can see the other children in their blazers with her. The screen shot of the video was taken on the 17th of June, so the video must have been taken around the same time. In the video she is lounging around on the settee – it looks like she’s wearing her pajamas. She looks like she’s snorting off a student’s finger. You couldn’t make it up that she’s in charge of behavior at the school.”

While Ward was suspended, Ward eventually resigned, although the incident is still under investigation.

Here’s what Ward had to say about all this to The Sun.

“I’m going to lose everything. I’ve not even seen it. Nobody in my family knows about it, I no longer work there. I’m going to lose absolutely everything for a stupid two minutes of my life. I’ve got two boys, I’m a single mum. I don’t want to lose my boys.It wasn’t even drugs, I had a drugs test. I don’t even know what it was, these weren’t kids, they were 19.”

Hey, we all snort non-drug substances these days, right? Right? Anyone?


Teacher Slaps Student

Teacher Slaps Student


Churlish and insubordinate!

Married Teacher Sent To Prison For Having Public Hook-Ups With 2 Female Students

Married Teacher Sent To Prison For Having Public Hook-Ups With 2 Female Students

Photo: Facebook

Just another garbage can on legs, folks.

Last week we told you folks about the teacher who adopted a kid simply to hook up with him, and now this time we are here to tell you about Pennsylvania teacher Randi Zurenko who was sent to prison for hooking up with two female students.


Photo: Facebook

It all kicked off when it was discovered that Zurenko, who taught at a private Catholic secondary school was having a sexual relationship with two students, a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old. One of the students told the court everything that went down with her and the 33-year-old teacher.

h/t Daily Star

The pair went to a park where Zurenko massaged her back and undid her bra, cops said. Then in early 2015, she embarked on another relationship with a teenage girl, which carried on until last October. They reportedly had sex multiple times and Zurenko even took pictures of the child during sex acts and in various states of undress.

The social studies tutor is also said to have sent her naked selfies. The “sexual encounters” happened in various spots in a number of towns, including in a park in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, in car parking lots and at Zurenko’s home in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Detectives said they found numerous nude pictures of the second teen and snaps of the student having sex with Zurenko on the teacher’s phone.

Here’s what the student told the teacher directly in court:

 ”You stunted my growth because I depended on you. I felt so confused and abandoned and trapped. I trusted nobody. You took everything that was mine.”

Zurenko begged to be spared from a long prison sentence for the sake of her five kids, although she probably should have thought about that before shacking up with students.

“I am ashamed to be here. I have never coerced anyone. I have never taken advantage of anyone. I’m asking you today for grace and mercy and to take my children into consideration when you determine my sentence.



Married New Jersey Teacher 'Adopts' Student Just So She Could Have Sex With Him

Married New Jersey Teacher 'Adopts' Student Just So She Could Have Sex With Him

Another story of a teacher hooking up with a student, but this one has sort of a twist.

Meet 43-year-old Rayna Culver. Culver is a married middle school teacher who was recently arrested on charges of second-degree sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child after it was discovered that she was having a months-long sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student.

The teen was once a student of Culver’s at Rivera Middle School, and apparently they were “very close.” How close? Close enough for Culver to take the boy in after he was thrown out of his house — eventually becoming his legal guardian. But here is where it gets pretty damn gross. The boy told investigators that he believes Culver only took him in so she could “make sex a part of their relationship,” as the boy says he and Culver had sex almost everyday.

Via Daily Mail

The student was quoted as telling police that his and Culver’s relationship turned sexual in June 2016, when one night she started to fondle him before bedtime, stripped off his clothes, then proceeded to perform oral sex on him and have intercourse with the boy.

After that first incident, they would engage in sex often, and it was to the point where he felt that if he told her to stop she would get mad and kick him out of the house,’ according to the complaint.

At one point, the 15-year-old allegedly sent Culver a text message saying he no longer wanted to have sex, but she expressed a desire to carry on with their affair, the complaint stated.


HIV Positive Track Coach Accused Of Sexually Assaulting School Boys

HIV Positive Track Coach Accused Of Sexually Assaulting School Boys?

Bell, 30, was arrested Friday on three charges of producing child pornography and two counts of assault. More charges are expected in the ongoing investigation, officials said.

According to investigators, Bell sexually abused at least seven males on school property, his home and possibly at other locations.

Investigators are asking anyone whose child may have had contact with Bell to talk with their children about this matter. With the assistance of the FBI, a phone line has been established for anyone with concerns about their children relating to this case. That phone number is 1-800-CALL-FBI.

“Student safety is job one, and clearly we have work to do to determine where we fell short in this instance, and how we can ensure that this will never happen again,” said CCPS superintendent Kimberly Hill in an emailed statement. “Our immediate attention will be focused on providing support to any students that may have been affected by Mr. Bell’s actions.”

Students Discover Yearbook Is Missing Select Political Slogans

Students Discover Yearbook Is Missing Select Political Slogans


Students at a New Jersey high school are crying censorship after noticing something significant was missing from their yearbook photos: Trump slogans. According to Asbury Park Press, a teacher and yearbook club adviser at New Jersey’s Wall High School has been suspended after someone allegedly retouched students’ photos to remove Trump paraphernalia from students’ clothing; the school board is considering "further disciplinary action.” The New York Post reports two students found slogans and logos digitally removed from their clothing while another claims a Trump quote wasn’t included in her yearbook entry. Joseph Berardo, the father of one of those students, says he made sure there were no dress code rules forbidding his son from wearing a political shirt before picture day, also noting that other students are seen wearing sports paraphernalia and band logos throughout the yearbook.

“I want the yearbooks to be reissued and I want a letter from the administration explaining why the yearbooks are being reissued,” says Berardo, per CNN. “And it should be used as a teaching moment related to the First Amendment in civil discourse.” (Composite photos of one student's original and altered shirt can be seen on Twitter.) The superintendent did not identify the teacher in question, but Asbury Park Press dug up the name of the yearbook club’s adviser, Susan Parsons, from the school’s website. The Post reports Berardo will meet with the school principal and Parsons, who said in a phone call, “We have never made any action against any political party,” and added that she was "going to hang up” when she was asked who edited the images. The district superintendent has confirmed political messages are not a violation of school dress code and should not have been scrubbed from the yearbook.

ANOTHER Teacher Arrested For Sleeping With Multiple Students

ANOTHER Teacher Arrested For Sleeping With Multiple Students

Erin Elizabeth McAuliffe, a 25-year-old math teacher at Rocky Mount Preparatory School in North Carolina, has been arrested for having sexual relationships with three students.

Detectives were tipped off in May that McAuliffe, 25, was possibly having inappropriate relationships with multiple students.

McAuliffe was arrested Thursday, June 8, after detectives launched an investigation and interviewed numerous faculty members and students.

McAuliffe has been charged with three counts of sexual activity with a student and one count of indecent liberties with a minor. She is being held at the Carteret County Jail under $20,000 bond.

Her first appearance in Nash County District Court is set for June 12.

That is all the information available at this time. This post will be updated should more become available.


Nevada Teacher Busted After Having Sexual Relationships With Two Students

Nevada Teacher Busted After Having Sexual Relationships With Two Students

Well she definitely was keeping herself busy.

It’s been a little quiet on the teacher/student hookup front lately, but of course a teacher from Nevada had to break that silence. And that teacher’s name is Tennille Whitaker. The 40-year-old teacher was arrested recently and charged with, and get this, eight counts of sexual conduct with a pupil after it was discovered that the teacher had a sexual relationship with two students over the course of two years.

The two students were between the ages of 16 and 18 and were students at Wells Combined School. The Elko County Sheriff’s Department began investigating last year after receiving a tip from a parent who noticed Whitaker was behind closed classroom doors with a student and thought it was inappropriate. Oh, and the parent was right because some of the sexual acts occurred on school grounds.

Also, earlier this year, the school district began conducting its own investigation. Teachers and staff were spoken to as well as students, who claimed they were not aware of any sexual activity between Whitaker and students. But all of this came to a head recently as the truth was revealed and Whitaker was handcuffed.

Elko County School District Superintended Jeff Zander had this to say:

“The teacher has been placed on administrative leave with pay pending full investigation and we’re fully cooperating with the sheriff’s office to facilitate the investigation. The Elko County School District takes this very seriously and we have policies in place to prohibit this type of conduct. As I stated earlier, the safety of our students is the highest priority.” 

Let’s just assume she won’t be working as a teacher ever again. Whitaker has now been released from jail on $160,000 bail.






I love a good bully battle. As long as there are still bullies in the world I will be sitting here posting videos of them getting beat up.

The Facebook page who posted the video wrote: Bully is egged on by friends and forces classmate to fight back. 

While I was watching the video one thing was pissing me off and so did someone else in the comments: Can’t help but want that chicken shit loud mouth behind the camera to get rocked! He keeps telling them to fight then his friend gets whooped and starts crying. ” Don’t hit him when he’s down” lol!!!! It’s a fight!!!!! U wanted one u got it!

Another person wrote: The crowd and especially the guy recording is the worst kind of scum there is. Forcing a clearly reluctant kid to fight , and later getting his panties in a bunch because the kid punched the bully when he was down.

High School Girl Fight Nearly Turned Deadly When One Girl Pulled Out Scissors

High School Girl Fight Nearly Turned Deadly When One Girl Pulled Out Scissors

This is the shocking moment two girls brawled next to school lockers with a pair of scissors as other students looked on.

One of the girls, wielding the scissors, apparently repeatedly tried to strike the other in the corridor of the school in Illinois, US. The second girl seemingly fought back as surrounding pupils watched and captured the incident on their smartphones.

Footage of the brawl, which took place at Oak Lawn Community High School in Chicago, was later posted on social media.



Shockingly, some of the onlookers could be heard encouraging the warring pair to continue fighting. However, the seriousness of the attack soon became clear as visible wounds could be seen on the second girl. One unseen onlooker said: “Ooh, she bleeding.”

Another student bravely stepped in, wrestling the scissors from the first girl, who allegedly fled the scene before being arrested.



Police say she will be charged over the horrific incident. The second girl was left with injuries to her arms, neck and head. She was treated at a nearby hospital.

7th-Grader's 'Award' Names Her Most Likely Terrorist

7th-Grader's 'Award' Names Her Most Likely Terrorist


 A mock awards ceremony for Texas middle school students ended on a sour note for one seventh-grader. Lizeth Villanueva tells KHOU teachers in the room were snickering as she and other students were handed certificates Tuesday at Channelview's Anthony Aguirre Junior High, though she wasn't laughing when she saw what her certificate said: "most likely to become a terrorist." Underneath that was her teacher's signature, KPRC notes. Mom Ena Hernandez was furious when she got wind of the "award" later on. "I read it twice. I'm like, 'What is this?!,'" she says. Lizeth, who the Washington Post notes is Salvadoran-American, says that when her teacher was handing out the mock awards during the advanced-placement college prep class, she acknowledged "it might hurt [students'] feelings."

Other students received awards such as "most likely to become homeless" and "most likely to cry for every little thing." The school is now scrambling to explain how this happened. A school official says it was a "poor attempt to poke fun" and not "well thought out," and a school principal apologized to the 13-year-old and her mom in person. The school district also put out a statement trying to make amends for the "insensitive and offensive fake mock awards." The statement adds that the unnamed teachers involved "have been disciplined" and a probe is ongoing. Lizeth tells KPRC her teacher has been suspended, which she and her mom say isn't sufficient. "Get fired, at least, or something," Lizeth tells KHOU. The Post points out Lizeth was given her certificate the day after the Manchester terrorist attack; a relative of the bomber has revealed his alleged motivation.


17 Teachers Explain The Differences Between 1997, 2007, & 2017 Students

17 Teachers Explain The Differences Between 1997, 2007, & 2017 Students

And 2027 will be full of VR classrooms with robo-teachers.



How did no one in the class witnessing this meltdown NOT punch this dude in the face?! Even if this was the deciding grade for the school year you can’t go full roid rage on your teacher. YOU SUCKED ON THE SCHOOL WORK! Not him.

Someone needs to get this kid a Snickers. Because when he is hungry he really rages like a true douche bag. If there was ever a teacher that would have been justified for punching a kid in the face, this is the one. Throughout the whole video I was waiting for something but he kept his cool. The DR. degree he got to teach pricks like this had to make him wonder if it was all worth it.

A Middle School Teacher Starts Fighting Her Assistant During Class

A Middle School Teacher Starts Fighting Her Assistant During Class

The video was taken at Stone Mountain Middle School on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. It showed the two women slapping each other around the head and pushing one another into the white board as the children screamed. The fight began when one woman pushed a desk into the other. The children appeared to be doing work at the time and some had headphones in.

Shocked, the children screamed and tried to approach them to break it up but stepped back as the pair carried on fighting. They were eventually torn apart by another member of staff who ran in to the classroom screaming ‘stop! stop!’

Both women were fired from the school and neither has been named since the footage emerged. Shocked parents welcomed the decision, telling WBSTV Atlanta that the fighting set a bad example for the children.