“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.”





Many people think that taking recreational drugs will help them have better sex. One study in Health Education Research found that 28 percent of British weed smokers ages 16–22 had used the drug to enhance sexual pleasure, along with 63 percent of ecstasy users, 54 percent of cocaine users, 32 percent of amphetamine users, and 26 percent of LSD users. But how exactly do these drugs affect people’s sexual experiences, and what are their downsides?

Those questions can be difficult to answer. It’s hard enough to get sexuality research funded in the first place, let alone when it involves drugs — and illegal drug use isn’t exactly something we all talk to our doctors about. So many people remain in the dark about various drugs’ effects in the bedroom until they try for themselves.

To find out how some of the most popular drugs really affect our sex lives, MEL consulted the research that’s been done so far, experts who have studied this phenomenon, and people who have experienced it firsthand. Here’s what we found.


Multiple studies have found that many people have higher libidos and better sex while they are stoned, according to a recent meta-analysis inPharmacological Research. Mitch Earleywine, a professor of psychology at the State University of New York at Albany and author of Understanding Marijuana, says people report having longer orgasms and longer sex overall while they’re high — not because of any sex-specific effect but because everything tends to slow down.

Super Star, a 43-year-old substance use disorder speaker and sober coach from Chicago, has had more intense and even multiple orgasms while stoned. “Everything was just five times more sensitive,” he says.

This probably occurs because weed activates the brain’s cannabinoid receptors, which are associated with sexual pleasure, and decreases anxiety, which can make sex less enjoyable, says Earleywine.

But pot’s sex-enhancing effects have their limits. Peg, a 53-year-old educator and writer from upstate New York, used to get horny when she smoked weed in her 20s. But since strains have gotten stronger, she’s instead just felt anxious and used sex to calm down. Another potential downside is that women may get less wet after smoking, says Earleywine, though Peg didn’t experience this.


MDMA, the substance found in ecstasy and molly, makes people highly affectionate and sentimental. This can give sex an “empathetic and connected feeling,” says Earleywine. But when it comes to physical pleasure, MDMA falls short.

Robert, a software engineer in San Francisco, has had sex on molly twice. “The parts of these experiences that I remember is not the sex, but the closeness to the person leading up to it,” he says. During one experience, Robert felt like he and his partner were “in our own universe together that we created through our attention.”

“I remember being really into it, but it didn’t feel amazing physically,” he adds. He was also unable to orgasm, which Earleywine says is a common effect.

Julia*, a 47-year-old San Francisco freelance writer, had a similar experience while on ecstasy at Burning Man. It was spectacular not because of the sex but because of “the lights, the music, the waves in the playa dust on the desert floor, the feel of our clothing and each other’s skin,” she recalls. “I just kept looking up at the sky and all the stars and saying ‘beautiful, beautiful.’ Neither of us came, and we were both so overwhelmed with the beauty and wonderfulness of it all that we stopped having sex after a while and just lay around, enjoying it.”

As Super Star sums it up, “It’s not really even about the actual sex. For me it was about being naked and intimate with your partner.”


One study in The American Journal of Psychiatry and another in Psychopharmacology found that cocaine use increases sexual desire. It also tends to make sex last longer and feel more pleasurable, but like MDMA, it makes orgasm difficult, says Earleywine. It can also cause erectile dysfunction, both immediately afterward and in the long term after chronic use, says Matthew Johnson, a professor of psychiatry and behavioral sciences at Johns Hopkins University.

Sarah*, a 34-year-old Los Angeles writer, can confirm this. “You can have sex until your vag is raw and he just can’t come, or he loses his erection mid-act,” she says of her experiences. Still, she describes sex on coke as “really fun and intense,” especially since it “makes everyone hotter, sexier, and way more interesting than they would be without drugs.”

Coke and amphetamine both activate the dopaminergic system, which creates feelings of euphoria, Earleywine explains. But according to Julia, it’s a narcissistic sort of euphoria — the polar opposite of MDMA-induced connection.

“On coke you don’t need to be touched, and being touched isn’t especially satisfying, but you accept it because it’s right that the world worships you, and this person in particular,” she explains. “The guy was a gym bunny and really very good-looking, but the coke kept me focused more on myself, as it tends to do.” She also couldn’t come and got physically worn out. “It left me feeling pretty blank.”

The negative side effects are more extreme with crack, which left Super Star unable to have sex. “The racing of my heart made it literally impossible to have an erection.”


“Amphetamines increase blood flow to the genitals, so I always felt really horny and I’d get really wet,” says Britni, 32, a writer from Boston. There’s evidence confirming that amphetamines increase desire and sexual risk-taking, says Johnson, likely because they work on the dopamine system.

Earleywine says amphetamines can make orgasm difficult, but Britni found the opposite: “I felt so voraciously turned on, I could have sex for hours, was really sensitive to sensations and found it easier to orgasm, and was usually down to be more adventurous and rough.”

Another common experience with amphetamines is a feeling of “heat” in males, says Earleywine. “Ejaculation has a fiery, sometimes hot facet that is unlike their usual experience.”

Super Star describes sex on speed as more pleasurable but less satisfying. “There is something really compulsive about it,” he says. “You don’t get that restful relaxed feeling after orgasm. You just want to go again five minutes later.”


A sexual experience on LSD, magic mushrooms, or other hallucinogens will become more of a philosophical one. Earleywine describes sex on acid or shrooms as “cosmic, as if you’re Adam and Eve having the first sex.” And people’s firsthand experiences don’t sound too far off.

“I was feeling like the thread of intimacy through the history of humanity,” says Brianna*, a 39-year-old Atlanta stay-at-home mom, of sex during an acid trip. “I kept seeing roots and growing things and the sharing of resources between earth and life.”

LSD works on the serotonergic system, which is connected to pleasure, Earleywine explains, which could be why some report enhanced physical sensations.

“The senses of every area of your body were so sensitive that any touch was a form of stimulation,” says Super Star. “Also, inhibitions were significantly lowered, and the drive for sex was off the charts for me. … It seemed to last forever, and that was good for both me and my partner.”

But some hallucinogen-enhanced sex is neither arousing nor enlightening. Peg and her boyfriend couldn’t figure out how to accomplish sex on shrooms and ended up collapsing in a giggle fit.


The good news is that you need not withstand the risks of drugs to see some of these benefits. “These same effects can appear with “sensate focus” — paying careful attention to sex with someone you genuinely appreciate,” says Earleywine.

After committing yourselves to regular sessions of slow, sensual touch and detailed communication, you can feel as emotionally connected as you might on MDMA and as in-the-moment as you might on weed or LSD (though feeling like Adam and Eve is probably out of the question). “This is a lot more work than just licking a tab,” Earleywine acknowledges. “But it’s genuinely time well spent.”


People Confess To Sex Mistakes And Fuckups

People Confess To Sex Mistakes And Fuckups -





25 Sexy Sex Facts You Probably Need To Know

25 Sexy Sex Facts You Probably Need To Know -

Most psychologists and marriage counselors will agree that sex is an extremely important part of every romantic relationship—arguably the most important—even though few wouldn’t dare admit it openly. Sex is something you engage in with your partner that you don’t do with anyone else.

Of course, you can also embrace, talk to, and kiss your partner to express your love, but you usually do these things with your mother, your siblings, and even your friends. Sex, on the other hand, is the definitive act that draws the line between the kinds of relationships we have with people.

Further, sex as a unique expression of intimacy appears to have numerous benefits for one’s life and health, as many studies have shown: it’s a stress reliever, it reduces the risk of cancer (especially prostate cancer in men), reduces pain in many cases, improves sleep and can even cure insomnia in some instances, it even enhances skin and overall health.

Most importantly, however, sex between a man and a woman is the natural means of reproduction, perpetuating the human race. In other words, one could claim that sex is life. These are 25 Odd and Bizarre Facts About Sex You Probably Didn’t Know.



According to The State University of New York study, semen can help fight depression. Semen contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, and induce sleep. It also contains cortisol, which is known to increase feelings of affection in the brain.



Researchers at Rutgers University used MRI imaging to find out exactly what happens in your brain when you’re aroused. What they found is that different regions of the brain become activated in response to stimulation of the vagina, cervix, clitoris, and nipples.

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The average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds—fourteen seconds longer than the male orgasm.

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During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells.

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-321° F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature semen can be stored indefinitely.

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While giving birth, some women have been known to experience orgasm.

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Besides humans, bonobos (a type of chimp) and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

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It takes two tablespoons of blood to get the average penis erect.

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Despite many people using it as a common excuse to avoid sex, sex can actually relieve a headache since it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

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Studies have shown that eighty-five percent of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse were cheating on their wives. Hmmm, guilty consciences I suppose.

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Greek couples have sex an average of 138 times a year, placing them at the top of the world sex league. Japanese couples have sex just forty-five times a year, which puts them in last place.

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If you think these sex facts are bizarre, you should check out these 25 shocking facts about porn.


During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately seventeen liters of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.

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When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at twenty-eight miles an hour—faster than the world record for the 100-meter sprint, which currently stands at 27.49 miles an hour.

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For both men and women the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at orgasm. That’s considered a tachycardia.

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Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the twentieth century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

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A teaspoon of semen contains approximately five calories. Half an hour of intense sex burns off an average of one hundred to two hundred calories.

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The vibrator, a common sex toy for women, was originally designed in the nineteenth century to fight the anxiety-related symptoms of hysteria. There was even a play about it, In the Next Room (also known as The Vibrator Play), performed in 2009.

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A chicken egg could accommodate the number of female ova necessary to repopulate the earth to its present population.

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The earth could be repopulated to its current level using the amount of sperm that could fit in an aspirin capsule.

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In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful that virgins were restricted from contact with them.

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Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience in sexual attraction and love.

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Researchers have repeatedly observed female penguins exchanging sexual favors with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they will use to build nests for their babies. Yep, female penguins engage in a bizarre form of prostitution.

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The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between twelve thousand and fifteen thousand years old.

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In ancient Greece the common slang for oral sex was “playing the flute.”

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During World War I members of the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered you could use semen as invisible ink. They stopped using it after they realized how badly it smelled when it got old.

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Cuckold Husbands Confess Why They Love It

Cuckold Husbands Confess Why They Love It -



1. Being cuckolded is a very very exciting experience. Initially starts with a feeling of jealousy, but later it turns to be sweet. Can’t explain the feeling exactly by words.

My heart pumps faster. I feel that there is some kind of inferiority somewhere within I feel that I am not able to satisfy my wife to the fullest. She needs to have better and stronger orgasms…. I am not such a strong male… etc etc…

When we had our first cuckold experience, initially I was nervous, anticipating what would happen. Will my wife dump me after she gets complete pleasure from someone other than me. Will our relationship head for a turmoil. But nothing happened like that. We first started with light music and drinks at my place. Then slowly my wife and the bull (one of my close friend) started getting intimate. They then closed the door and made me sit outside the room leaving me to imagine lot of things…. After hearing the laughter of my wife I was almost getting killed. My heart was beating heavily, my hands on my stuff.

The slowly I requested them to enter in. Initially the bull was not agreeing. But then later he agreed to get me in and then the excitement reached a different level.

My wife was behaving strangely. She ignored me initially. Then she started treating me like a servant. I rubbed her hands gave her more pleasure….


2. In short, incredible.

I knelt beside her while she had another man in her mouth. I kissed her cheek while her mouth was full, and then whispered in her ear how much I loved her.

Still holding him in her hand, she let him out of her mouth, turned to me to give me a full kiss, and told me she loved me too. Then she turned away, and resumed sucking the other guy.

I’d never felt anything like it. I knew this was our future. I loved every moment.


3. I used to be a straight cuckold with a wife who eventually left me for one of her lovers. And yes, being left and divorced was actually a HOT experience, as strangely as it may sound.

Now I’m a gay cuckold with a fiancee that I adore totally. So cuckolding in my case transcends sexual orientation.

Well, my awesome boyfriend has joined the forum, and I’m so happy about that. We’re intensely close – and that’s why being cuckolded by him means everything, because I love him totally. If I didn’t, cuckolding would not be possible for me – I need to sacrifice – I need to put his sexual adventures above my own.

I get an overwhelming feeling of calmness and happiness and want to feel his happiness and his lust for other men – while at the same time doing all I can to keep him safe, comfortable and free at home – and while simultaneously our loyalty flourishes. Being cuckolded is just such an amazing feeling digging so deep into both taboo and reality – the reality of jealousy as a feeling to bring one closer to one’s partner – and also to the initial dangers of cuckolding – I’ve met the consequences of cuckolding – namely being left.

To me cuckolding happens in the mind much more than in a physical, sexual reality – surely, it can encompass threesomes and watching, however for me it’s the socalled “cuckold-angst” that is overwhelming.

Let me try to explain – but remember, this is merely MY personal experience of the aspects of cuckolding, it may be completely different for others.

To me cuckold-angst is the magic feeling of jealousy intertwined with eroticism. The delicious PANG of jealousy when witnessing your lover/fiancee/better half being totally absorbed in some one else while at the same time TRULY wishing him/her a tremendous sexual and even romantic experience with that other lover. And to me this is actually less connected with being a participant (even though I’ve done that, and that’s super fine too) or watching the actual sexual romance going on. It’s much more the little things, like witnessing their flirting/chatting, learning about their escapades, feeling their intensity for and with each other.

I believe that it could probably have some roots in emotional masochism – but again, I’m not sure. It’s so non-normative that I cannot truly find any logic explanation – except maybe that our so called normative behavior of monogamy is actually unnatural?

What ever the psychological or neurological explanation, then I just feel totally safe and wonderful being a cuckold.


4. The first time is like a.roller coaster. You know you’re safe, but it’s still scary. After that, assuming the other person involved is into it, it is pretty fun.

A lot of it depends on why you’re doing it. Is it because you like to watch your partner having sex? Are you into the humiliation thing? Do you get off on other guys wanting your partner, but can’t really have her?

We stumbled into it by accident. Long story short, we went dancing, she got on the floor with a dude that was a bit grabby and, although I was a tad miffed at him, I was also really turned on. After some talking and testing the water, went went all the way with it. What was key to the enjoyment was despite there being a third party, he wasn’t the focus. He was an accessory to our sex. That is the point of it. How does it affect your relationship? It made us better partners. It made us trust each other more deeply. It reaffirmed how much we care about each other. It washed away doubt.


5. It is the most intense emotional feeling that I have ever experienced. Nothing compares to the feelings inside me when I am cuckolded. It isn’t just the knowing or a thought..I can actually feel the angst inside my a knot of churning boiling emotions. My entire psyche is focused on my wife and I worship her for being my hotwife. It changes me into a different better husband. She knows that this is the best way to get anything she wants out of me…whether it be attention or gifts for her. She has me wrapped around her little finger and she knows it is all down to her cuckolding me. If I see her flirting or texting with a lover I will become aroused…my heart will beat faster and I will have an erection. My wife will notice this as she looks at me to see if I have seen her chatting to her lover. She deliberately lets me see because she knows it will excite me. If she has a date planned she will tell me. I am instantly on fire and sexually excited for her. My jealousy will burn inside me and I will feel angry…betrayed…hurt..confused…tortured. Yet through all this my raging erection will be throbbing down below and my excitement grows steadily.

If the lover is willing he will also likely send me texts telling me where he is taking my wife, what he wants me to pick out for her to wear and then what he intends to do to her. This will increase my jealousy and anger and I will become more and more agitated and the power of my erection and excitement increase further. I will go pick out the requested lingerie and clothing and lay them on our bed for my wife. I will watch as she undresses, sometimes not letting me see before slipping into the shower. I watch through the steamy glass as my wonderful wife cleanses herself for another man. My feelings will be screaming at me right then as she emerges from the bathroom wrapped in a fluffy white towel. If it is required I will carefully shave my wife ready for her lover, making sure she is beautifully smooth ready for his touch. I will then watch as she dresses in the lingerie I bought for her; garter belt with suspenders, stockings. Matching panties that go on over the suspenders, bra cupping her large breasts. Appropriate dress for the evening and high heels. I watch, my jealousy burning hot in my tummy as I see her smile as she hears the car horn. She excitedly skips to the door to go out on a date with her lover. She opens it before turning and throwing something at me as she leaves….her panties. I watch her get in his car and he kisses her then they leave.

My stomach is churning, my head is spinning, my heart is pounding with raging jealousy. I pace around the empty house in frustration, anxiety and confusion coursing through my whole body. My emotions are all burning intensely leaving me trembling and almost crying in torment. But the erection which is throbbing between my legs, the wetness I feel on the end of my painfully engorged penis tells me that I am in sexual heaven…because I am a cuckold. I have learned that it is the mix of torturous feelings and ripped emotions which give me so much pleasure. The shear torment of knowing my wife is enjoying an evening with a lover, followed by a fantastic lovemaking session…this is what a cuckold dreams of…. it will be a long night as I will not be able to turn these feelings off until I have my wife in my arms again.. or sleep takes me if she doesn’t return.

This night the two of them came back to our house unexpectedly early. I heard the car pull up and them laughing approaching the door and as they entered. I could hear kissing and giggling as they passed the door to the lounge and went up to our bedroom. I heard the door close and then made my way to the spare room next door. I could hear the two of them fooling around, undressing each other and my wife’s moans and giggles told me which part of her body he was touching. I heard the bed creak as they both lay down and more kissing sounds reached my ears. I closed my eyes to try to imagine what he was doing to her. Fitting the squeals and giggles to what I imagined was happening. Then I heard the unmistakable moan my wife makes when I know she is being penetrated by a very large cock . My wife had told me he was VWE but this moan I have never heard her make with me. It is reserved for men with larger equipment than I…and yes the sound sent jealousy crashing through my body. My breathing coming in short gasps as my heart pounded in my chest. In fact the sounds she was making sounded like she was being hurt, which meant he was almost too big for her…but this sound instantly turned to one of pleasure at the end of each thrust he made into her. A kind of “NOOO!!…YEAH.. OH GOD” I could hear the bed creaking as he ravaged my wife in our marital bed with his superior cock.. something I will never be allowed to do again. Once or twice I heard her orgasm rip through her as her squeals reached a crescendo. My chest was heaving and my pulse racing with cuckold angst. Jealousy for my beautiful sexy wife ripping through my whole being, almost tearing me apart with its soul destroying pain. Tears pricked my eyes as my torment was all but complete. I heard the sounds of lovemaking intensify as he clearly approached his own peak. I could hear his groans of pleasure and my wife’s loud moans as he thrust deep inside her again and again. I was on my knees at this point crying, my hands against the wall in utter despair. Then after one almighty deep long groan from him and a high pitched then silent scream from my wife….I knew he was spurting his seed deep inside my wife. Tears rolled down my face and I collapsed onto the floor an emotional wreck as the moment I had been waiting for arrived. My wife inseminated with sperm by another man with a very large cock. I was sobbing in the spare room my emotions finally tearing through me and culminating in my crying quietly in cuckold ecstasy. A cuckold who was sporting the hardest erection he had ever had…it was raging and throbbing painfully giving away the fact that I was highly sexually aroused.

Yes. I ultimately enjoy this whole experience. The cuckold high it produces is like nothing you could ever experience. Only one more ounce of pleasure could they allow me tonight. Sometimes they ask me in to perform cleanup duties on her. I was not disappointed, I heard my wife call my name…she knew I would be listening. I entered to find them still coupled in our bed, her legs wrapped around his back, holding him deep inside her, draining every last drop of his sperm. The quilt was tossed onto the floor, the sheets all over the place. They both saw my tears and then my obvious erect penis and both of them laughed at me. I saw his flaccid cock pull out of my wife, still a good 7 inches long compared to my 6 when fully erect. She immediately closed her legs to hold in his precious seed. I knelt on the floor before her as he went to the bathroom and I looked at my wife’s swollen inflamed sex. She opened her legs and as she did so his semen ran from her. I felt her hand on my head as she pulled me into her and I performed the ultimate cuckold duty and used my tongue on her battered raw sex. I could taste him and I could taste her. She pulled me in harder as I lapped at her and she squealed as I brought her to orgasm a couple more times. I could feel my pulsing erection against the bed as I pleasured my wife, hard, painfully hard..yet unused and unnecessary…redundant. This is my place …my ultimate place to be giving my wonderful wife orgasms whilst she is sated by another man, filled with his seed. Once she was happy she pushed me away and told me he was staying the night. I slept in the spare room and listened to them coupling several more times. I lay not being able to sleep, my erection raging all night, sore against the quilt, leaking profusely…excited with no hope of release.. not wanting to sleep as my beautiful hotwife made me a perfect cuckold. I love my wife.






16 Bizarre Fetishes That Will Either Freak You Out Or Make you Want To Get Freaky

16 Bizarre Fetishes That Will Either Freak You Out Or Make you Want To Get Freaky -


Balloon Fetish / Looners

People with a balloon fetish (aka “looners”) find balloons sexually attractive and incorporate them into their sex lives. While some find creative ways to have sex with balloons, others simply enjoy the sight of their partner sitting on a balloon and popping it.



Omarashi, or “omo” for short, falls within the urolagnia family of sexual fetishes, which are related to urine. Those who identify as omo become aroused when they have a full bladder and wet themselves, or observe their partner wetting themselves. Other phrases used to describe this particular fetish are “bladder desperation” and “panty wetting.” The word omarashi is Japanese for “to wet oneself.”

Coprophilia / Scatophilia

Coprophiila / Scatophilia (otherwise known as “scat sex) is a sexual fetish rooted in a fixation with feces and defecation. People who gravitate towards poop play experience sexual pleasure through the act of crapping on another person or being crapped on, for instance.

Bug Chasers

The HIV fetish involves trying to sleep with someone infected with AIDS in an effort to contract the disease. Although there are some straight men and women who fall into this group, the majority are bi or gay men. While some self-proclaimed bug chasers actually do, this as a misguided attempt to become a bigger part of the gay community, others do it in order to get free government benefits, and many do it for the sexual thrill. Most of these people are sex addicts who cannot get turned on through other, less risky behaviors. To the fetishist bug chasers, the thrill of risk is sexy and the ultimate taboo is being HIV positive.


If you’ve ever said someone was so cute you could eat them, and meant it literally, you may be a vorarephile. You also qualify if you have ever gotten hot thinking about being roasted on a spit before someone eats your ooey gooey flesh. These fetishists fantasize about either eating someone or being eaten, but because the process is rather permanent, the majority satiate their desires by looking at pictures and videos of people roasting on fires and other cannibal-related imagery.

The most famous vorarephile is Armin Meiwes, who is now serving a life sentence in Germany after he killed and ate a willing victim that he met over the internet. The case brought a lot of attention as people debated whether it was truly murder given the victim’s conscious consent to the act.


Believe it or not, you probably already know the names of some of history’s most notorious erotophonophiles. Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy, who are just a few that have made it into the history books. If you couldn’t tell already, erotophonophiles are those that are sexually stimulated by murder. This often involves the rape of the victim and/or the mutilation of their genitals. Although many of these fetishists are able to keep their lusts under control and just role play murder and necrophilia with their partners, those that can’t are serious dangers to society as they can easily become serial killers.

Crush Fetish

The crush fetish involves arousal from watching an animal or insect be crushed by a human, in most cases, an attractive young girl. Fetishists can range from those that enjoy seeing bugs stepped on to those who like watching a tiny kitten be murdered with a stiletto heel. Unsurprisingly, this is one fetish that is not too popular with legislative bodies. Crush films depicting anything besides insects are banned in the U.S. and U.K., although internet access to crushing sites makes these laws difficult to enforce.

Acrotomophilia and Apotemnophilia

If you fantasize about rubbing nubs, you probably have an amputee fetish. There are two types of these fantasies, acrotomphilia, the sexual attraction to amputees, and apotemnophilia, the sexual drive to become an amputee.

While both of these lusts may seem odd, it is easy to see that apotemnophiles are the more disturbed of the two, as they find the removal of their own healthy limbs to be sexy. Most acrotomphiles lust after people who already are amputees, rather than wanting to amputate the limbs from a partner without a disability. Although most apotemnophiles only pretend to lose a limb for the sake of sexual pleasure, there are a handful of people that have been known to have their limbs permanently removed in order to better suit their fetish.


Most men find vaginal bleeding to be revolting and utterly unsexy, but there are a few on the other end of the spectrum. These blood lovers just might be the closest things we have to real vampires, as they love to suck on tampons and lick maxi pads. While there are a handful of women who have this fetish, the majority of menstruation lovers are men, since they don’t make their own vaginal blood. There isn’t much more to say about these guys other than yes, they really do exist (despite a limited amount of credible research on the paraphilia), and no, that’s not sanitary.


A lot of people want to vomit when someone around them throws up; emetophiles want to get it on when they see regurgitation. To these fetishists, there is no such thing as an overactive gag reflex because things don’t really get hot for them until someone looses their lunch. A common slang term for the act of vomiting on one’s partner is a Roman shower -not to be confused with the more common and equally gross, golden shower, which occurs when someone urinates on their partner.


You may have heard the urban legend about people who could only get turned on during a car crash and of course die during intercourse. While this rumor started after J.G. Ballard released the novel Crash in 1973, accident fetishism is a real phenomenon. Symphorophiles get sexually aroused only by serious accidents, although the danger doesn’t necessarily need to be related to car crashes, fires, explosions, collapsing buildings and more can all excite these fetishists.

Extreme Feeding / Feederism

Feeders or “encouragers” take pleasure in funneling excessive quantities of food into the mouths of “gainers.” Some extreme feeders enjoy the sensation of inserting their penis between a gainer’s fat folds.


It sounds like part of a joke, but there really are people who find an incapacitated person’s inability to get around exceptionally arousing. When an abasiophile sees a wheelchair, leg brace or crutch, they feel the same as most men do while looking at a pair of lacy underwear. While some of these fetishists just like to look at people trying to get around in their orthopaedic appliances, some of them like to see a disabled person struggle without these devices. In these types of videos, a quadriplegic woman might be found trying to wriggle up the stairs, never quite making it to the top.

Macrophilia / Giantess Sex

Macrophilia or giantess sex is an abnormal sexual condition that involves being attracted to and aroused by someone who is much larger than you are physically. In short, it’s a phenomenon in which people are turned on by giants and fantasies involving giants.


If you’re afraid of bugs, then you may want to skip past this disturbing fantasy. Formicophiles are not just turned on by insects, but the idea of insects biting them or climbing all over their body. The tickling or stinging of said bug action is considered incredibly erotic by these fetishists, which is why it is not surprising that most people who have this obsession grew up in poverty, in a home that had plenty of creepy crawlies.

Pedal Pumping / Revving

Pedal pumping or “revving” is a subset of foot fetishism that involves watching someone, often a woman wearing high heels, push a gas pedal with masturbatory rhythm.



It is possible to feel the same sensations you feel during sex when thinking about/eating certain foods.

Upper Paleolithic art dating back 30,000 years depicts people using dildos to pleasure themselves and others. That means mankind invented sex toys long before the wheel.

study showed that women who wear warm socks in bed have a higher chance of achieving an orgasm.

Many men who have undergone cardiac arrest have been linked to being unfaithful in marriage.

Humans are not the only ones interested in performing oral sex — wolves, bears and bats are also known to participate in the practice quite often.

The average sex session goes for 100 to 500 thrusts.

Female penguins engage in a form of prostitution. Researchers have repeatedly observed female penguins exchanging sexual favors with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they will use to build nests for their babies.

When people aren’t having sex in the bedroom, the car is the most popular spot for intercourse.

According to many researchers, your skin is the largest sex organ in your body, and your brain is the most powerful.

The globe average for times having sex per year is 103. Greece leads the world with an average of 164, and Brazil is second with 145.

In 2004, Lisa Sparxxx had sex with 919 men in 24 hours.

Nearly 70% of males refuse to have sex with someone who is on their period.

Vaginas are long, just like penises. The average length of a vagina is 3 to 4 inches long but can expand 200% when they experience arousal.

If you have a cold, try having sex with your SO to clear up your nostrils instead of packing on the medicine. The adrenaline that hits your body when you get off causes your sinuses to become crystal clear.

Dr. Kellogg, the man who created Kellogg’s Cornflakes, was serious about stopping kids from masturbating. He believed that a healthy diet suppressed sexual desire.

Every day, worldwide, there are approximately 100 million cases of intercourse going on.

Studies show that people who have sex four or more times per week earn more than those who do not.

In the U.S. approximately 70% of people have admitted to fantasizing about group sex, with 50% of those people actually doing it.

The most common cause of penile fracture comes from aggressive masturbation.

When having an orgasm, your brain temporarily shuts down the amygdala, the part of the brain that triggers fear and anxiety.

The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess-like.”

According to Pornhub, the kinkiest states are Wyoming, Alaska, Vermont, West Virginia, and Oregon. California, surprisingly, is the least kinky.

In case you were wondering, there is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on the planet who is fertile.

Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

A study at the American Sociological Association found that the most enjoyable sex is the result of being in love with your partner.

One out of every ten European babies is conceived on an IKEA bed.

Only 25% of women can orgasm from penetration. Other women cannot climax from penetration alone and need other stimulation to get there. Some women (10%) cannot even orgasm at all.

Some women reported that after an orgasm, they experienced short-term memory loss.

When aroused, your pain threshold increases significantly.






25 Things People Claim Are Better Than Sex... But I'm Not Sold

25 Things People Claim Are Better Than Sex... But I'm Not Sold




20 Of The Weirdest Things People Have Heard During Sex

20 Of The Weirdest Things People Have Heard During Sex -




15 Things People Didn’t Know About The Opposite Sex Until Now

15 Things People Didn’t Know About The Opposite Sex Until Now -

Recently over on Reddit, someone asked “What did you learn about the opposite sex a little late in life?” and holy shit this is hilarious and embarrassing. Was I literally the only person paying attention in Health class? I mean, I learned more than these people know just by watching squiggle-vision. Next thing you know, someone is going to tell me they just found out men have 3 testicles. Like duh, no shit, Susan. I was born with them. Anyway, here are a bunch of people who probably shouldn’t reproduce talking about shit they didn’t know about the opposite sex.

“I was in a life drawing class when I was 18 and most of us were 18 year old girls. It was cold that morning so the nude models dick looked really small and I think most of us didn’t know dicks could grow because there was giggling. I’m sorry Tim, we know your dick isn’t always small now.”

and get caught in their vaginas. That was a secret to me for nearly 25 years as a man. I know now.”

Then, when I was on a ski trip with friends, they made fun of me and called me an idiot and told me that girls peed out of their vaginas. Then, at the ripe age of 25, my sister who is a health professional informed me that no, girls do not pee out of their vaginas.”

I thought it was something that happened kind of suddenly, and was over within a few weeks.Uh, no.You younger guys out there, GET READY.”

Like dudes being dudes. Giving each other high fives and shit.”

in between the vagina and the butthole where you were supposed to put your penis.”

I don’t know what made me think this, but I assumed nothing came out when they orgasm after the procedure. Probably jokes like “they took the venom out of the cobra”.’

19 Sex Dilemmas: My Boyfriend Can't Finish In Bed

19 Sex Dilemmas: My Boyfriend Can't Finish In Bed




12 Bewildered People Share The Oddest Things Anyone's Ever Said To Them During Sexy Time

12 Bewildered People Share The Oddest Things Anyone's Ever Said To Them During Sexy Time -






Husbands Confess The Craziest Secrets They Keep From Their Wives

Husbands Confess The Craziest Secrets They Keep From Their Wives




Husband Threw Meth Fueled Sex Bash For Ailing Wife

Husband Threw Meth Fueled Sex Bash For Ailing Wife




10 Interesting Facts About The Rise Of Sex Robots

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The future is now, and the machines have made their way into our lives. Throughout history, human beings have sought to complement their lifestyles and accomplish their tasks using a variety of technologies, beginning with simple, rudimentary stone tools and leading up to the elaborate robotics of today (and tomorrow). So it’s really no surprise that sex robots are actually starting to make their way onto the world stage.

In a way, sex robots are just animated sex dolls. But is there more to a “sexbot” than just movement that animates the old-fashioned blow-up doll? Some say there is. Truth be told, these machines have become rather intricate, and as time goes on, they reflect the human beings they’re designed after more and more. Will sex dolls ever be able to fool us into believing they’re actual humans someday? Time will tell. From what we know now, and what we can predict, here are ten interesting facts about the rise of sex robots.

10 What Is A Digisexual?

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“Digisexual” is a term that’s slowly gaining popularity and seeks to describe someone who’s more attracted to technological forms of sexuality than other people. This can include actual sex robots, but it also encompasses people who have a preference for other forms of technologically assisted sex over relations with other humans.[1] Experts have suggested that digisexual people are gaining in numbers and will eventually make up a very large portion of the population. Some even predict that by the year 2030, most people will have virtual reality sex in their homes, analogous to how most people view pornography online today.

In a very real way, there are already a lot of digisexual people out there, by these definitions. One of the side effects of pornography addiction is a lack of preference or an inability to perform with human partners, preferring pornography to real, live human beings. Could these people be considered some of the first digisexuals? Will the day come when what we today call pornography addiction is normalized as a sexual preference? We’ll see.

9 Evolution

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Believe it or not, it has also been predicted that as soon as 2025, upper-income households are going to have sex robots in the home. They’ll be common, albeit expensive, commodities. Even more surprising than this is the proposal that by 2050, there will actually be more people having sex with machines than with other human beings.[2] Our sex lives will become largely mechanized, and researchers theorize that this will result in an increasing compartmentalization of sex versus actual relationships; people will begin to separate these two elements of their lives.

The fact is that we will somehow culturally evolve to these drastic changes, just as we’ve evolved to utilize our smartphones in our daily lives, but what sort of changes will come about is just guesswork as of now.

8 Robot Love

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In the future, marriage to robots could become commonplace. A few people believe that marriage to robots already exists today. In an unusual case of man-to-object marriage, a Japanese man named Akihiko Kondo believes that he is actually married to a robot (of sorts). He’s in love with a 3-D hologram. Much to his dismay, the rest of the world doesn’t see eye-to-eye with his marriage.[3] He serves as a strong advocate for the right to marry a robot or hologram and says proudly that he obtains from his hologram what he could never from a woman.

Kondo emphasizes interesting points, such as the fact that a bot cannot age or die, that his hologram will never cheat, and he’ll always have exactly what he wants, no matter how bizarre it may seem to us today. Love between humans and robots has already made its appearance on the world stage, apparently, and we can likely expect to see more of it.

7 Sexual Identity

Considering the roles that sexual expression and sexual identity play in our world today, it’s likely that people will soon find virtual sex or intercourse with sexbots a significant part of their sexual identity in the near future. This is actually starting to happen in obscurity in our modern world. There has already been a documented case of at least perceived discrimination, with the above-mentioned Akihiko Kondo saying on record that he believes he has been discriminated against by those who’ve criticized his choice to have a relationship with a hologram. He feels this largely because people haven’t recognized his marriage as legitimate.[4]

As sexbots slowly creep into our world more and more, we’re going to have to have some major social discussions concerning the rights of both people and robots, how they interplay, and what it means to be digisexual. Is digisexuality a real thing, and should we recognize a person’s right to fall in love with a machine?

6 Marriage

In December 2016, a conference called Sex and Love With Robots was held in London, and there, experts explained that, in their belief, marriage with robots would be legalized by 2050.[5] In many countries in the world today, homosexuality is still an illegal practice, but in more recent times, some nations, including the United States, have legalized same-sex marriage. All the same, many people in the US still remember a time when homosexual marriage was completely unthinkable.

The first same-sex marriage didn’t occur in the US until May 17, 2004. Will we see a time when human-to-robot marriages will also be legalized in the United States and other nations? Quite possibly, say the experts.

5 Warmth

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Beyond the social ramifications of the inevitable future of the rise of sex robots are the actual bots themselves. One vital aspect of robot relations is the mimicry of human relations—trying to get sex with the robot to resemble sex with a human as much as possible. Physical warmth is a particular part of human touch which manufacturers have sought to mimic in the robots they create.[6]

People have used electronic warming gloves, blankets, and clothing to escape the bitter cold of winter months and remain comfortable. Seeing as the human body rests comfortably above room temperature, the robots, if they’re to resemble the human experience at all, must also be warmed, and sexbot creators have looked toward these very products, such as warming gloves, to create innovative ways to give their products the capability of temperature self-regulation—with quite a bit of success. Whether this is realistic enough to be convincing is a whole other question altogether, but researchers and manufacturers will definitely try.

4 Sensors

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The robots will also be touch-responsive, much like the screens of our smartphones and tablets, and will actually “sense” when human hands are upon them. This is to create a stimulus response so that it seems like the human user is interacting with a conscious entity, though this is not the case.

TouchYou is the name of one of the proprietary technologies that fall under the branch of “smart skin,” which essentially functions like a touch screen.[7] The goal of smart skin is to allow the robot to, at least in appearance, “feel” their users, which raises some interesting questions pertaining to what it means for a robot to actually “feel,” a person’s touch. Does the sexbot actually feel? Or is this just an input response, not unlike the use of a stylus on a personal computer? At what point will the robots be said to actually “feel” their user’s touch?

3 Personality

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One major aspect of sex robots that differentiates them from sex dolls is personality—and personality is given a lot of thought when it comes to the construction and design of a sex robot, and users and potential customers alike have a lot to say about this. There is one sexbot that’s in production now, Harmony 2.0, which speaks with a Scottish accent and has 18 traits programmed into the machine’s “personality,” which can range from sexy or shy, mimicking an actual human mood.[8] This particular sexbot can actually talk and respond to human interaction, touch, and speech, much like our smartphones respond to the input from our thumbs and speech whenever we browse or talk to Siri.

Matt McMullen is the creator and CEO of Abyss Creations, the sexbot manufacturer which creates these types of machines, and he’s on record as saying that he wants the user to to be able to experience the robot’s personality as much as possible: “I want to have people actually develop an emotional attachment to not only the robot but the actual character behind it, to develop some kind of love for this being.” Could sexbots be a driving force in the development artificial intelligence or even in reaching the singularity where AI equals or surpasses human intelligence and leads to massive technological advancement? Time will tell.

2 Money

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Sex robots don’t come cheap these days, but their costs are projected to plummet in the future as they gain in popularity and begin to catch on. The high cost of sexbots has given birth to a new type of business that’s much more affordable, albeit one that may be off-putting or disgusting for some: sexbot brothels.[9]Spreading across the world are sex doll and sexbot “brothels,” where one can go in and actually rent a sex robot for about $150 an hour. This means, of course, that someone has to spend all day cleaning the robots or toys in between clients, but if you’re comfortable using a machine that someone else had just used, it might be your thing.

We can only assume that as the market expands, so, too, will the budding enterprise of sexbot brothels. Who knows what the future of such establishments could look like, perhaps housing a hybrid of virtual reality and machine love.

1 Artificial Intelligence

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Artificial intelligence is and will remain a very touchy subject for years to come. Many questions will arise about manufacturers claiming to imbue their bots with supposed AI, as some claim. Some academics and others have gone into a seeming panic, claiming that sex dolls with artificial intelligence should be outright banned by law, fearing the worst.[10]

At current, the so-called “smart sex dolls” are really just glorified computers merged into a traditional sex doll, far from gaining any sort of sentience. These machines may well mimic human behaviors, at least some rudimentary ones and in a poor fashion, but they’re a far cry from gaining any sort of consciousness or the ability to adapt and learn from their environment to the point of gaining any sort of real independence from the user who owns them.

The fact is that it has been hotly debated as to what exactly will be the final straw when we can proclaim that a machine is actually sentient. Most corporations involved in the field agree that “augmented intelligence,” is the primary goal, augmenting machines with human intelligence to create a hybrid, rather than creating intelligent, thinking, “conscious,” machines. This means that sexbots can be programmed with a variety of stimulus-response traits, but them being actual living creatures is probably a long way off.

17 People Who Knew Exactly How To Deal With Loud Neighbors Going To Pound Town

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Woman Shot After Performing Sex Act For $5 And A Can Of Pringles Potato Chips

Woman Shot After Performing Sex Act For $5 And A Can Of Pringles Potato Chips


A Florida woman was shot after performing a sexual act on the suspected gunman in exchange for $5 and Pringles chips, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office told WJAX.

Authorities say the woman agreed to the exchange just before 10:30 p.m. Monday at a Shell gas station. After the act, the suspect demanded his money back, then shot her in the shoulder. He ran away from the scene.  The woman is in the hospital recovering from non-life-threatening injuries.






15 Women Talk About Breaking 'Girl Code'

15 Women Talk About Breaking 'Girl Code'




12 Useful Tips To Intensify Your Sexy Times

12 Useful Tips To Intensify Your Sexy Times -


Bonking, shagging, making whoopee, doing the bone dance ... whatever you call it, a good bit of love making is always a real treat. It relieves stress, gives pleasure, brings people together, it's a cracking workout and it has the ultimate power to create new life - what's not to like?

Loads of different people do it in loads of different ways but, like everything in life, there are always opportunities to make it even better. By taking advantage of certain quirks in the human brain and body, you could open up a whole new world of orgasmic opportunities for yourself and your lucky, lucky companions. After all, who doesn't want a more fulfilling, inspiring and exciting sex life?

There has been a multitude of research done on the world's oldest hobby (it would seem that scientists also think sex is as marvellous as the rest of us do), and plenty of that research has resulted in some clever tips, tricks and hacks to supercharge your sexual exploits.

Whether you like your fellow sexual adventurers to be tall, short, male, female, singular, multiple, familiar or complete strangers, it's always worth having a couple of tricks up your sleeve to ensure that everybody's world is well and truly rocked.

20 Women Reveal Their Worst Experiences In The Bedroom Ever

20 Women Reveal Their Worst Experiences In The Bedroom Ever



10 Offbeat Stories You Might Have Missed Last Week

10 Offbeat Stories You Might Have Missed Last Week -



We start off the new year with multiple science stories covering a variety of fields. We have some machine-on-machine violence and controversy surrounding the latest, high-tech female sex toy. Crows dazzle us with their intelligence, while crickets are apparently responsible for a Cuban “sonic attack.” We explore the science behind double-dipping and marvel at mysterious signals coming from outer space.


10 A Doping Scandal

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A 90-year-old cyclist was stripped of his world record after failing a drug test.

Back in July 2018, Carl Grove from Bristol, Indiana, took part in the US Masters Track National Championships. He won in the 90–94 age group, but this was not surprising as he was the only competitor. He also set a new world record. However, the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) stripped him of his record after the cyclist received two doping violations.

Grove submitted a sample the day of the competition on July 11, and it tested positive for epitrenbolone. He was also using a supplement found to be contaminated with clomiphene. However, another sample that Grove submitted the day prior had no traces of prohibited substances.

It seems that the USADA is inclined to believe the cyclist’s excuse that the drugs “more likely than not” came from tainted cow liver he ate the night before the race. Grove has only been issued a public warning but will have to race again if he wants his record back.[1]

9 An Expensive Fish

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A massive bluefin tuna sold for a record 333.6 million yen ($3.1 million) at a New Year’s auction in Tokyo.

The fish weighed in at 278 kilograms (612 lbs) and was bought by Kiyoshi Kimura, the self-proclaimed “Tuna King” who owns a chain of sushi restaurants. The sale took place at a special auction commemorating the closing of the renowned Tsukiji fish market, which was among the largest seafood markets in the world. It closed last year to make room for parking for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics and moved to the new Toyosu facility.

Kimura expressed some buyer’s remorse after the auction. He expected the fish to go for 30–60 million yen, but he ended up paying over five times that. The Tuna King’s purchase doubled the previous record of 155 million yen which was set at the 2013 New Year’s auction.

There was also a lot of pride involved in the sale. Kimura had paid the top price for a fish at six consecutive New Year’s auctions until last year when another businessman outbid him. This year, Kimura made sure that he took back the title.[2]


8 An Unexpected Comeback

Axl Rose has released his first new song in over a decade, and he did it in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Back in the ’90s, Guns N’ Roses was among the most popular music groups in the world. However, tensions between band members caused a long recording hiatus following the release of their 1993 album, The Spaghetti Incident? It took another 15 years for Guns N’ Roses to release their next album, Chinese Democracy, to a lukewarm reception.

This caused front man Axl Rose to go on another long hiatus. During that period, he still toured, regrouped with the band’s classic lineup, and even performed as AC/DC’s new lead singer. But he didn’t record any new material.

That changed recently when he released “Rock the Rock.”[3] The music video features Axl in animated form alongside Bugs Bunny and other Looney Tunes characters rocking out in an effort to stop an asteroid. The video itself is a snippet from an upcoming New Looney Tunes episode.

7 A Daft Mistake

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Scholars from the British Museum admitted to being “daft” after realizing that an artifact they had been displaying as an ancient vase was actually the head of a mace turned upside down.

Until the end of the month, the British Museum is showcasing an exhibition titled No Man’s Land. It presents objects which tell the story of the first border conflict on record between the Sumerian cities of Lagash and Umma during the third millennium BC.

However, while researching the exhibit, curators discovered that one of their artifacts was not what they thought at all. One of their “vases” actually turned out to be a weapon placed upside down.

Scholars realized their blunder after comparing their object with a similar one at Yale University. The artifact was actually the head of a mace or club which was made for King Gishakidu of Umma. Now that it’s right-side up, the decoration on it makes a bit more sense. It is a depiction of a net which was used to immobilize people for execution.[4]

6 A Fallen Robot

A unique motoring accident took place on the streets of Las Vegas. Camera footage shows a “self-driving” car committing a hit-and-run on a robot.

The sheer bizarreness of the event plus the fact that the city is currently hosting CES 2019, the largest electronics trade show in the world, has people skeptical of the video’s authenticity. In fact, most have labeled it a publicity stunt. They are probably correct, although nothing is official just yet.[5]

The robot is named Promobot and is the creation of a Russian company also called Promobot. It was run down by a Tesla Model S. The Russian organization wasted no time in milking the “accident” for maximum exposure. Spokespeople for Promobot have given interviews and a press release mourning their fallen comrade. As of this writing, neither Promobot nor Tesla has commented on the alleged hoax.


5 A Sonic Conundrum

Over the last few years, multiple US diplomats and their family members residing at the US embassy in Cuba have complained of strange noises. These brought on a number of symptoms such as vertigo, dizziness, and ringing in the ears. US officials feared they were being targeted by a “sonic attack,” but new research suggests that the bizarre noises were just crickets.

The problem started in 2016. In late 2017, an audio sample of the sound was first released to the public. It has been described as “piercing squeals” and “grinding metal.” However, people were unable to identify the source of the noise. As expected, Cuban officials have vehemently denied orchestrating any kind of “sonic attack” on their American counterparts.

Two scientists from the University of California, Berkeley, and the University of Lincoln in England claim that the sound is caused by the Indies short-tailed cricket. They have analyzed the audio sample, and multiple characteristics such as oscillations per pulse, repetition rate, power spectrum, and duration match the insect’s chirps.

There are some inconsistencies between the two which the researchers blame on the fact that the recording was made indoors while the crickets were outside.

The study has not been peer-reviewed yet, so it is far from a closed case. Moreover, the two scientists are stating that just the noises were made by crickets. They aren’t discounting the possibility that embassy personnel were also the victims of an attack or that their symptoms were psychosomatic.[6]

4 A Contentious Sex Toy

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There is more controversy from the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). The organizers have been accused of gender bias after banning a female sex toy even though sex technology aimed at men has been showcased in the past.

The Ose personal massager is a hands-free device which uses micro-robotic technology to mimic the sensations of a human tongue and fingers. It was developed by Oregon start-up Lora DiCarlo. More than just being presented at CES, the gadget was initially selected as the CES 2019 Innovation Awards honoree in the Robotics and Drone category.

The company’s celebration was short-lived. Organizers contacted Lora DiCarlo with bad news: Not only were they not receiving an award anymore, but they would not even be allowed to exhibit the Ose massager at CES 2019.

They organizers claimed that the device is not eligible for an award because it doesn’t fit into any existing product categories. It also cannot be showcased because it was deemed by the Consumer Technology Association to be “immoral, obscene, indecent, profane or not in keeping with CTA’s image.”[7]

Lora DiCarlo founder Lora Haddock pointed out that Ose was developed in partnership with the robotics lab of Oregon State University and has eight pending patents encompassing robotics, biomimicry, and engineering. Therefore, it clearly fits in the Robotics and Drone category.

As far as the device being obscene, Haddock also observed that VR porn is a staple of CES and that a sex robot named Solana debuted at last year’s trade show with no objections.

3 A Smart Bird

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We all know that crows are really intelligent animals. But the birds have recently been observed exhibiting an ability previously only ascribed to humans—they can infer the weight of an object by how it moves in the wind.

If there are several items on a table and a breeze blows some of them away, we understand that those are lighter than the items which stood still. According to a study conducted at the University of Cambridge, apparently, so do New Caledonian crows.[8]

During the experiment, researchers trained 12 birds to discriminate between light and heavy objects. Half of them were rewarded when they dropped light items into a food dispenser, while the other half had to drop heavy objects.

After this initial phase, the crows were then presented with new items they had never seen before. These were suspended from strings and placed in front of an electric fan so that the birds could see how they swayed in the wind. Finally, the crows were allowed to make a choice between the two objects.

The birds selected the object that would earn them a reward in 73 percent of cases. With the fan turned off, they did no better than chance.

While this seems to indicate that crows can infer weight, this experiment has never been performed with other animals. So we don’t know how widespread the ability is. Study lead author Sarah Jelbert would like to see it run again with primates.

2 A Double-Dipped Chip

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Most people have probably double-dipped at some point. That’s when you dip a chip, take a bite, and then dip again. But have they been exposing the individuals around them to large amounts of bacteria? A new experiment says “yes.”

Food scientists Paul Dawson and Brian Sheldon have recently published a book titled Did You Just Eat That? It looks at the most common ideas about food safety to see if there is any science to back them up.

Double-dipping is a concept that has been around for a while, but it was popularized in an episode of Seinfeld. According to one character, double-dipping is “like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.”

For their experiment, researchers dipped and double-dipped chips in chocolate sauce, cheese dip, and salsa. Then they checked the amount of bacteria transfer. Professor Dawson admitted that he didn’t expect to see much difference due to the small surface size of the chip.[9]

However, there were actually around 1,000 more bacteria per milliliter of dip in the case of double-dipping. Dawson called this a “significant amount” which was more similar to person-to-person transfers of contagious diseases than regular foodborne maladies.

The researchers also tested the five-second rule. It says that if you drop food on the floor, it is still safe to eat if you pick it up within five seconds. Dawson called this a game of “Russian roulette” as it is the type of surface that truly matters, not the duration. Carpet turned out to be better than tiles or a wooden floor as carpet actually soaked up the salmonella used in the experiment.

1 A Mysterious Signal

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Astronomers from Canada have detected puzzling space signals coming from a distant galaxy.

These kinds of signals are known as fast radio bursts (FRBs), and they only last a few milliseconds on average. In this case, the repeating radio waves picked up by the CHIME telescope in British Columbia emanated from the same source located about 1.5 billion light-years away.

Astronomers made the discovery last year and now have published their findings in Nature. Although dozens of single FRBs have been detected, this is only the second time that we have spotted a repeating FRB.

While we don’t know the exact origin of the radio signals, scientists do have a few ideas. They think it could be two neutron stars colliding with each other or just one neutron star rapidly spinning in a region with a high magnetic field. There are also several hypotheses implicating black holes. They are either collapsing, devouring a neutron star, or being hit by dark matter.[10]

Of course, there has also been talk that it could be aliens. Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb believes that FRBs could come from energy beams used to propel spacecraft.

Even skeptics like Duncan Lorimer, the scientist who discovered the first FRB in 2007, can’t rule out the possibility. However, he thinks a magnetized neutron star is more plausible.

15 People Who Totally Missed Their Chance To Score

15 People Who Totally Missed Their Chance To Score


1. I was at a pool party and, in typical pool party fashion, nobody was in the pool. A cute girl asked me if I wanted to swim and I said, ‘Eh looks like nobody’s out there.’ Some time passed and people started leaving and she asked me AGAIN. I said, ‘Eh looks like people are leaving.’

2. I used to work with this hot blonde chick who had a really shitty boyfriend. I was also in a shitty relationship and I fancied her hard. Figured she was way out of my league. We were in a group of friends who used to hang out, and one Friday she asked me whether I wanted to go out. She picked me up, looking good. When we got to the bar, I start drinking (not too much), and we talked. When we leave she asked me if I wanted to go somewhere. Me, like an idiot, said sure, and with her not being local to my area, I proceeded to take her on a shitty tour. When she got bored of this, she dropped me home. The look of disappointment in her eyes when she dropped me home will haunt my dreams forever. It was literally years before I realized she wanted to go somewhere quiet and have her way with me. Maria, you were so hot, and I was a totally oblivious idiot.

3. A friend of mine helped me clean my room. When we were done, she sat down on the bed. I didn’t think she was interested, not even when she laid back and asked what we wanted to do now. I offered her a coffee and brought her home. When I returned to my house and went up to my room, I noticed that she left a bag behind. Curious, I peeked into it and what did I find? Clothes and underwear, as if for a sleep over.

4. Had a friend come over for hanging out, drinking beers, adult sleepovers. one day she basically insists I touch her tits to feel how firm they were, like I didn't believe how crazy firm they were. Well, I can tell you I kinda poked/booped it because I was a social idiot who couldn’t understand what she was letting me do. I just thought it was neat how firm they actually were.

5. I went on a date with a beautiful woman when I was 21. She was a few years older than me and I felt a little intimidated. We had a great date, went to dinner and a basketball game. When I took her home after the game, she asked me in for coffee. I told her that I ‘didn’t like to drink coffee this late’ and that I ‘had to get up early the next morning.’

6. I was in New York in the backseat of a taxi with this woman I met at a hostel. We’d known each other for a few weeks and she was always quite flirtatious, but I presumed that was just her personality. We were both pretty drunk and she started caressing my leg and resting her head on my shoulder. What happened next I still can’t explain…I really have no idea why I said this, but I said, ‘You really remind me of my sister.’ Yeah, that was the end of that.

7. I was on the patio outside of a bar talking to this guy when a bus passed with an advert for the new Tomb Raider game. The conversation turned to the game and I said that I bought it on the release date. Next thing he says is, ‘I should come by one night to play it.’ I responded that it was a single player game. I didn’t realize until the next day what he was saying.

8. There was this girl in high school who would rub against me, hug me, tell me to grab her ass, etc. Being dumb, I thought she was just being nice. It wasn’t until after high school that I realized how dumb I was.

9. I was a weird, chubby teenager who worked at White Castle and there was a super-cute girl that also worked there who I got along with really well. On my day off, she asked if I wanted to pick her up after work and hang out. We were talking and she showed me her room, then said she needed to change. She told me I didn’t need to leave, just turn around. I did, then she said she was just kidding and I didn’t need to turn around. I stayed turned around and she eventually changed. I still cringe hard at that memory.

10. I was online dating a woman for about a month that I had bonded with over a shared love of nerdy stuff. She and I were texting when she sent me a video of her saying she was going to a local bar for a drink. I decided to get dressed and meet her there. She’s funny, gorgeous, and smart, so I assume she’s way out of my league. I was in High School at the time and attended an English course in a language school nearby. I got along well with the class though I was younger than them by 2 years. One day, I was discussing my summer plans with a girl and I mentioned I would like to go to a one-day music festival 3 hours away from our city but didn’t have a car to go and come back. She ever so kindly mentioned that she also really wanted to go there but had no one else to go with. She continued by suggesting we should go together: “We can go in my car and if it gets late we can sleep in it. I thanked her but declined because my parents would probably not like the idea. Yup.

11. My best friend told me that she ‘gives amazing blowjobs’ while trying to snake into my pants, but my thick ass responded with ‘cool,’ thereby preserving my virginity for two more years.

12. So I was meeting up with a girl from tinder, nothing unusual so we go for a walk and had a great talk. It gets late and we are sitting on a park bench and out of the blue she tells me when somebody in her country (she was on vacation) blows cigarette smoke into your face they want to fuck you. 5 seconds later she blows smoke into my face. Me, an intellectual, thinks how rude of her to do that. On my way home it finally got to me. I’m a dumb shithead.

13. I went on a date with a girl leagues hotter than me. She invited me over and my dumb brain didn’t pick up on her complaining about a backache meaning ‘massage me.’ She then invited me to sleep in bed with her and I thought, ‘oh well, I don’t want to be ungentlemanly and presume.’ She stopped texting me after that.

14. In college, a girl asked me to ‘come over and help move a bed’…I brought a friend along to help.

15. I was once at a party that was like 90% girls. We were at my friend’s parents’ house (while they were out) and there was literally just one other guy there besides me. A few of the girls got into the hot-tub and all beckoned me in, but I refused, stating ‘I don’t have any swimming gear.'”

13 Celebrities Who Wildly Overshared About Their Sex Lives In 2018

13 Celebrities Who Wildly Overshared About Their Sex Lives In 2018

Сelebrities this year were really, really into oversharing about their sex lives.

We learned more about dick sizes, bedroom habits, and even bathroom stuff than any of us would care to know. Here's what went down in 2018.

And can whoever is feeding these celebs the TMI serum please stop? Some things need to remain a mystery, and Mark Consuelos' dick size is one of them.

Ariana Grande had us writing thinkpieces about the length of Pete Davidson's shlong.

Things have been... tense with ex-couple Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson recently, to say the least.

But for a brief shining moment earlier this year, Ari was shouting about her man's dong from the rooftops — so much so, that Davidson and the concept of "big dick energy" became synonymous.

It started in June, when a fan asked Ari how long a new song called "Pete" was. She responded, "like 10 inches ? ... oh fuck ... I mean ... like a lil over a minute."

She's since deleted the tweet, but we'll never be able to delete the image of a naked Pete Davidson from our memories.

Miley Cyrus commented on Liam Hemsworth's dick game, too.

A random meme account posited earlier this week that "no man" has "good dick game," "empathy," "a height about 5'9"," "no hoes," and "common sense" all at once. Which, we're inclined to agree.

But Miley Cyrus sallied forth to assure us that her man has all of these things!

Hannah Montana, we hardly knew ye. This is somehow more traumatizing than that VMA performance with Robin Thicke.

Lili Reinhart copied Miley, and now we all know about the dick game of one of the guys who played the kid in "Big Daddy."


And Kelly Ripa did the same for her husband Mark Consuelos.

A fan trolled Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa on Instagram, saying, "Too bad he’s short when he tries to look taller. It looks funny. Just be who you are.”

Kelly responded by saying, "He’s tall where it counts, babe."


DJ Khaled's past anti-cunnilingus comments came out, and celebs piled on with more and more details about, ahem, going down.

This year, a truly heinous interview from 2015 resurfaced in which DJ Khaled said he would never go down on his wife.

"You gotta understand, I’m the don. I’m the king,” he said. “It’s different rules for men. We the king so there’s some things y’all might not wanna do, [but] it gotta get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t."

What a bummer for his wife. But the bummer for the rest of us was hearing DJ Khaled talk about oral at all — and the horrible string of celeb comments that followed.

First, Smashmouth weighed in to further destroy cunnilingus forever.


Then The Rock, a dad in spirit, goofily gave his two cents.


What a terrible week this was!

Chrissy Teigen shared a pic of herself steaming her vagina.

Here it is.

Gwyneth Paltrow tried to convince us she thinks about "dick."

In a momentary bid to seem relatable, Gwyneth Paltrow commented on an X-rated meme that bore her likeness.

The meme in question shows Gwynnie laughing with a martini in an expensive backyard. Caption: "Me at happy hour pretending to listen to my friends but really thinking about dick."

Gwyneth "thinking about dick"?! It seems like a stretch — but Gwynnie actually found and commented on the post, saying, "Ain't that the damn truth."


LOL okay, gurl.

Barney now gets paid to give women orgasms.

David Joyner, the guy who inhabited the Barney costume from 1991 to 2001, is now a tantric healer and masseuse. He gets paid $350 per three-to-four-hour session, which includes a ritual bath, chakra balancing, a massage and "cosmic, mind-blowing orgasms."

And he gave some very cringey, very California quotes about it, such as, "The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love."

Thanks, I hate it.

James Blunt got real about his potty problems, even though nobody wanted him to.

The soulful-crooner-cum-British-war-hero was running late for a gig and his fans were tweeting to ask why. His response:



Just goes to show they'll let any riff raf into the Royal Weddings these days.

And finally, an old newspaper article resurfaced, in which Bradley Cooper bragged about taking his bestie to the bone zone.

Okay, technically this happened in 1993. But it went viral in January 2018, portending a year of awkward celebrity sex news.

Basically, when he was a senior in high school, Braddy boy wrote a column in the local newspaper about how he and a pal were becoming more than friends. He published the young lady's name, as well as a photo of them together at prom. The dramatic headline is, "When best friends cross the line." Is this what teens did before AIM?! Where was his editor?

"There has always been an underlying attraction between the two of us," Bradley wrote at the time. "However, it was never confronted until this year. Before, we could never fathom the idea of being more than just friends, especially because she was involved in a relationship with a friend of mine. After they broke up, things began to change."

Goodbye 2018, you were sleazy as hell.

25 Nasty Memes For You Nasty Minded People (Shame)

25 Nasty Memes For You Nasty Minded People (Shame)





12 NSFW Pro-Tips Every Person Should Know By Now

12 NSFW Pro-Tips Every Person Should Know By Now


lennyofquirm -- All about those angles, baby.

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When in the cowgirl position place one or two pillows under the gentleman's arse. She will thank you for the improved angle.


themummra -- Can't have that.

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Use cold water to wash cum off. Warm turns it into glue


Sys32768 -- Lotta tips here.

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Men. When going below the equator, it can be a lot easier and better than you think
Put your whole mouth around the clit and surrounding area like you are about to bite an apple. Don't bite though. This has several benefits:
A. You aren't snuffling and slurping whilst you tongue it.
B. Any smells are removed.
C. You can look her in the eye, or just monitor her face
D. Most importantly, you can suck to create a vacuum that will tease the devils doorbell out from under its hood.
E. You can put your arms under her thighs and stroke her tits. Then when it gets close you can lock her in to you by bending your elbows and grabbing on so there is no escape from the joy you are providing.
F. You have put yourself in a comfy position for the task ahead and can easily slide some fingers in if that is desired.
Edit. This activity is best done with you kneeling on the floor by the bed, with your girl lying sideways on the bed in position.


tildenpark -- The classic tip.

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Pee after sex.


DwightandAngela4ever -- Good advice.

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Women, don’t fake orgasms. Communicate with your partner or figure out how to make yourself cum during the act. Communicate to your partner on what feels good!!
Same with men, if your partner isn’t doing things to how you like communicate it so it’s not awkward later down the road.
Honestly I think just being open and honest about sex and foreplay is important in any success sexual relationship.


jaggedstripe -- Jackhammering not required.

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Consistent movement is better than speed.


eddmario -- Uhh, I'm afraid to look this up.

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If you have horrible hiccups you can't get rid of, finger your butthole.
Seriously, look it up. There's a nerve that ends at the edge of your butthole that massaging can stop hiccups.


PMME_ur_lovely_boobs -- Alright then.

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If you are a female aspiring body-builder or have other uses for synthetic testosterone, be aware that your clitoris will grow in size and resemble a small penis. This is medically termed clitoromegaly.
Source: Am med student. Have seen clitoromegaly.


MaxDamage1 -- Cuz you stink. Don't forget it.

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Don't keep condoms in your wallet, but do keep unscented wet-wipes. Not the big ones, but the condom sized ones bbq joints pack with carryout orders. You never know when you may need to...
-Shine up the knob before a lass sees/smells,tastes it.
-wipe something off after the fact.
-clean a toilet seat before use.
-wash your asshole real quick because it's like wiping a marker and quite frankly, a little moisture would solve this faster than chapping my asshole with this dry ass paper.


p1nkp3pp3r -- Yes, great idea.

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Keep your naughty pictures secure (separate hard drive, VPN software if you're going to use open WiFi systems, don't just leave them floating around). Store them in different folders on your phone so you can open your SFW gallery whenever you want to show friends/family/coworkers your brand new lawnmower or whatever and they can keep scrolling without worrying about seeing your gibbleybits. If you're sharing intimate photos with people you are only casually dating, don't leave identifying features in them like your face, tatts, or jewelry.


peanut507 -- Don't want things getting stuck up in there.

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Do not put anything up your ass that doesn't have a flared base


MrNarwhal123 -- Slow 'n steady.

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Don't pull the anal beads out like you're starting a lawnmower

32 NSFW Texts From Crazy People

32 NSFW Texts From Crazy People


25 Hilarious Tweets About Sex

25 Hilarious Tweets About Sex -





15 Tips For Guys Who Are About To Pork For The First Time

15 Tips For Guys Who Are About To Pork For The First Time


If you're a young man who's never done it before, sex is terrifying. Your head is full all the things that might go wrong, and all the ways you might embarrass yourself. Mostly, you just feel like you don't know a damn thing and that's scary as hell. The nice people at AskReddit had people share the best tips they could for all you aspiring male sex havers out there. Please feel uncomfortable by:


Skwerilleee - Hrm. Gross:

You're doing a "come here" motion, not stuffing a turkey.


GenXer1977 - Just don't laugh at the wrong time:

Don’t take it so damn seriously. Laugh with each other. Take your time. And above all, communicate.


ancientflowers - Don't fully enjoy sex until you're in a committed, monogamous relationship:

Wear a condom. It's safer. It'll help you last longer. And if you start out not wearing one, then you're really not going to ever want to wear one.


hi_im_vito - This seems obvious, but things are different in the moment:

Don't say "thank you" after you nut. I did that and I still cringe about it.


abdl_hornist - Um....Thanks dad?:

Advice from my dad to adolescent me - if you think there's even a remote possibility you might receive a blow job, make sure to wash your dick out real good; you do not want to fuck that up


BeerShitzAndBongRips - Don't make a bet with a frat boy. Got it:

Don't try what you've seen in porn.


Flashpenny - Maybe check out a diagram beforehand?:

It's lower than you think it is but it's not *that* low.


TostitoNipples - Worst case scenario is that you cum:

You probably will have performance anxiety.
Shit it still happens to me when I’m with someone new.


RockingNovaWhales - If you're worried about it being quick, you can pad it out with foreplay:

Foreplay is hot and remember to use a condom. Also be respectful of your partner's limits and pace.


UnfairCanary - It's your first time, not your last time:

It will probably be underwhelming, and then you’ll think “wait, this was the sex stuff people wrote songs about?”

But then you might get to practice more. And that can be fun.


obscur1al - Surprisingly, sex isn't all about you:

A lot of these are things like "listen to your partner", "ask what they like," which is great advice, but here's one that you don't have to interpret and is the same for everyone: Buy and use lube. It doesn't make you any less of a woman for not getting/staying wet enough for sex to be amazing, and it doesn't make you any less of a man for not being able "get" her wet enough. It will make your sex better.


hoopsandpancakes - Who says poetry is dead?:

You got to lick it before you stick it.


Generic--Handle - Pro-tip for your tip (I hate that I just wrote that):

Baby wipes if you can't shower. But if possible shower first.


AppropriatePomelo - Lube, it's not just for old people anymore:

Lube, lube, more lube. Don't put a ton of performance pressure on yourself, because it doesn't come naturally for a lot of people and you can learn as you go. You don't have to do a lot of crazy stuff the first time. Just have fun and USE PROTECTION, DARN IT.


ds637 - And just to fully screw with your mind:

Don't read too much advice, it'll give you anxiety when the time arrives.

18 Bizarre Fetishes You (Likely) Didn’t Know Existed

18 Bizarre Fetishes You (Likely) Didn’t Know Existed -

I’ve said it in the past and I’ll reiterate it now — there’s nothing wrong with having a kink or a fetish. You’re into banging old shoes with googly eyes taped to them? Cool, bang that shoe bb boi. I got no qualms with whatever kinks you’re aroused by. Just practice them in a safe, private, consensual and Lomitrin-filled environment, y’know?

With that said — below is a list of fetishes just slightly more intense than shoe-banging. Seriously. I had both balloon animals and Michael Bay movies ruined for me after compiling it.





A paraphilia in which sexual arousal and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities, or a crime.




A highly intense attraction to the buttocks. Evolutionary Significance Sexologist Alfred Kinsey believes this stems from the buttocks being the primary sexual presentation site in primates for centuries.

His beliefs are backed by both Bubba Sparxxx and The Ying Yang Twins.




Characterized as obtaining arousal/sexual attraction from machines, people with this paraphilia are attracted to everything from helicopters to boats. They also all collectively own the entire Transformers Blu-Ray Box set. Probably.




A subset of foot fetishes, ‘Revving’ involves arousal from watching an individual wearing high heels push a gas pedal.




Also called ‘Giantess Sex,’ Macrophiliacs have a sexual condition that involves being attracted to a person who is much, much larger than them.



Looners/Balloon Fetish

People who consider themselves ‘Looners’ regularly incorporate balloons into their sex life. While there are some who find creative ways to… ahem… use the balloons while in the bedroom, others simply enjoy watching them being popped.




A primary sexual attraction to the elderly.




Arousal caused by people wearing neck braces. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




Essentially the exact opposite of Macrophilia, Microphilia is the sexual attraction to small people or tiny things.




Knismophilia, not to be confused with Klismaphilia (seriously, don’t Google that), is the sexual arousal induced by tickling/being tickled.




The love of getting dirty (or getting your partner dirty), literally, prior to, you know… getting down and dirty.




A fetish that may include activities such as having sex in front of mirrors, masturbating in front of mirrors, enacting other paraphilias in front of a mirror, having an orgy in front of a mirror, or enacting stripping fetishism in front of mirrors.




Sexual or erotic pleasure gained from being exposed to the sun’s rays.




Aroused by tears and the act of crying. While some Dacryphiliacs enjoy making/watching someone cry, there is a large number who enjoy being made to cry.




Spectrophiles are characterized as individuals who are attracted to ghosts and spirits, and claim to have regular sexual encounters with specters. While this fetish is somewhat disputed in the paraphilia community, we can all rely on the rock-solid testimony of when this happened to Anna Nicole Smith.




Sexual arousal brought on by specific parts of the hand, such as a palm, the fingers or the nails themselves.




Popularized in the masterpiece known as ‘The Bee Movie,’ Melissophilia is an extremely specific form of zoophilia where an individual is attracted to bees.




A sexual condition characterized by being aroused or attracted to spiders. I’m going to go ahead and assume the only people affected by this are Satan and Nancy Grace.

25 Filthy Sex Memes For Anyone Who'd Rather Be Boning

25 Filthy Sex Memes For Anyone Who'd Rather Be Boning



14 Foreplay Facts That Will Make You Think Before You Dink

14 Foreplay Facts That Will Make You Think Before You Dink

27 Filthy Sex Memes Anyone With A Dirty Mind Needs To See

27 Filthy Sex Memes Anyone With A Dirty Mind Needs To See



A Porn Star And A 32-Year-Old Virgin Discuss Sex

A Porn Star And A 32-Year-Old Virgin Discuss Sex

The two address their histories, fears around intimacy and the cultural conventions surrounding sex that make them uncomfortable.



Now, I’m about as much as a doctor as Dr. Spaceman up here is, so I won’t try and push my theories on sex and orgasms on you folks (sex is a race and you should never apologize for winning the gold).

Anyway, real doctors did real science about the health benefits of orgasms. After some quick translating of the medical jargon, there are some really great reasons for wanting to get off every now and then. You know, besides our basic animalistic urges and that compulsion to make a tiny version of myself.

So in the name of health and science, let’s talk about sex.

Are you out of melatonin and just can’t get to sleep? Science says an ol’ fashion orgasm is a great way to shut your brain off for the night.

“Orgasm largely causes muscle relaxation as well as the release of…the hormone oxytocin, which has been shown to promote a sense of tranquility and peace…” -Dr. Sendler


Orgasms can also boost your mood and overall happiness. In a bad mood? Try knocking one out.

“Once more, that fabulous oxytocin is a marvelous boost to mood. Nature wants reproduction to occur and so makes the feelings associated with it pleasurable ones.”-Dr Gersh


Oxytocin doesn’t just stop there, this miracle hormone can even help your relationships outside of the bedroom with family and friends.

Oxytocin can lead to a calmer and more nurturing response to “fight or flight” situations and social conflicts, increasing the odds of you reaching out to help others.

So if oxytocin helps you fall asleep, as well as strengthens the urge to bond closer, these doctors suggest it’s actually a good thing when a partner falls asleep quickly after sex.


A decade-long study has shown that for older men, regular and frequent ejaculation can help against the risk of prostate cancer.

Getting off at least 4 times a week can lower your risk by 30% in men over 50.

“The male reproductive system fares best with regular use, and the prostate belongs to that system. The more ejaculations, the better off he’ll be.” -Dr. Gersh


Ladies, studies have shown that regular orgasms can actually help regulate your menstrual cycle. I won’t pretend to be an expert on that, so I’ll let Dr. Gersh explain:

“We know that the ovaries are very circadian and have melatonin receptors and respond negatively to inflammation.

Regular orgasms will work on all these levels to maintain our innate rhythms and lower inflammation, fostering regular cycles.”


Trying to make a baby? Well, not only is sex a great way to do that, but sex with orgasms can help with fertility.

Even outside of ovulation, regular orgasms keep your immune system healthy, which in turn helps optimize successful fertilization.

They also say that the muscle contractions during an orgasm will draw in more sperm, thus increasing your odds of conception.


Cold and Flu season is upon us, so let’s skip the dayquil and go straight for the YAYquil (orgasms).

With frequent orgasms, men have been known to have higher leukocytes (white blood cells that protect you from illness), and women have been seen with “greater changes in T cells”, which activate the cells in your body that fight disease and illness.

“There are a few things that help improve immunity. First, orgasm stimulates the release of immunological antibodies that boost immunity. Second, orgasm improves lymph flow which drains sources of infection from around the body,” -Dr. Sendler


The endorphins released during orgasms can actually act as a great pain reliever. Studies have shown that 60-70% of participants felt an improvement on their migraines after climaxing.


Need to stay sharp and be on your toes? Orgasms can improve brain activity, more in women than in men, with women showing more brain activity while masturbating than men did.

It also will generally keep you on your game by improving your sleep, lowering your stress, and improving your social attitude.


Worried about your ticker? Well let’s let our good friend Mr. Orgasm take care of your heart.

A recent study showed that sexual quality and frequency lowered the chances of hypertension and rapid heart rate in older men and women.

There have also been studies that show regular sexual activities can help avoid cardiovascular disease.




Many studies have been done to show the link between high self-esteem and sexual health. The nice part is that self-confidence can lead to sex, and sex leads to self-confidence, and so on and so on. It’s a viscous cycle I wouldn’t be too upset to be stuck in.


Do you ever look at yourself post-sex and think “damn, I look good!” Well that’s not just the boosted self-confidence talking, it’s actually your body looking better.

Orgasms will open up blood vessels across your body, helping produce collagen. Collagen is what keeps your skin looking fresh and youthful, and this seems like an easier route than getting it injected into you.


Are orgasms the key to eternal life? Well, not eternal, but there’s something to be said about living longer.

Men between 45-59 had their mortality risk lower by 50% thanks to their high orgasmic frequency.

Women, you can live longer too. An eight-decade long study showed those who orgasmed regularly outliving those who didn’t.


Shout out to Dr. Gersh and Dr. Sendler for doing the research that will (maybe) save our lives one day.



27 Filthy Sex Memes Anyone With A Dirty Mind Needs To See

27 Filthy Sex Memes Anyone With A Dirty Mind Needs To See




16 Porn Memes Because We All Know You Already Failed No Nut November

16 Porn Memes Because We All Know You Already Failed No Nut November

12 Insane Questions People Heard During Sex Ed Class

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orange_cuse - Growing this fast is a talent:

I remember once this girl raised her hand and asked how come pubic hair just grows overnight? And the teacher was me? i don't get what you're saying. It doesn't just grow overnight, it slowly grows in. And then the girl was like, how come I don't recall this? I only remember not having hair then all of a sudden having a ton of pubic hair. And the rest of the class realized that while her question was kind of ridiculous, it was also kind of legitimate.


Some_RS_PLAYER - To be fair, it's a much better word than 'penis':

This one girl was asking questions and kept saying the word dick. When the teacher talked to her about it, she said she thought the scientific word for penis was dick.


feral-id - DAMMIT SARAH:

Freshman biology class discussion that turned into an impromptu “health class” during discussion. Teacher explained that pulling out isn’t super effective, at least not as effective as you’d hope. Also that even though it’s a slim chance it is possible to get pregnant from pre-cum. One girl in the class then asked “so it’s possible to get pregnant even if your partner ejaculates outside of the vagina?” Teacher replied flatly “yup.”. The girl who asked the question then yelled to her best friend “Sarah!!” while they both shared a look of horror.


comment_generator - ...Does it?:

"If a girl is naked and does a split, will she suction cup to the ground?"



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SheZowRaisedByWolves - The case could be made:

"Are our balls just shrunken tits?"

The kid had to run laps.


wubbaflubbas - Define 'possible':

I kid you not, my teacher made us all write questions and put it in a box, so he could answer them. It was anonymous, and one question was “is ear sex possible?” At that point, the quiet autistic kid burst into laughter, and we all knew who asked that question lol


comfortablepanic - THIS IS DEVASTATING:

Someone asked my teacher in freshman year (a very elderly biology instructor who was tasked with sex ed, which he did not appreciate) if it was possible for a woman to get pregnant if she did not have an orgasm. He said, "Of course it is. My wife has never had one and we have three kids."


Some kid yells from the back of the room, "You're not doing it right then!" Laughter ensues. The teacher turns seven shades of red. I'd never have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself.


UpsideLorule - He owned that 11 year old:

11 year old kid asks "what's a dildo?" , teacher replies "that's the kind of thing you'd want to ask your mom" before immediate correcting himself on what he meant.

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scullyscientist - I think the bigger question is "Why would you want to?":

“Can I use piss as lubricant?” We had a box where we could anonymously drop in questions - source of some real gems. The poor teacher just sighed for this one and said “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - I’m hoping that this one is meant to be a joke, but just in case it isnt...” and then explained why urine isn’t a great lubricant. She was so patient with us, looking back...


ObsidianNebula - Some people really don't want to use a condom, huh?:

"Is it true that if you pee inside the girl after sex, it kills the sperm and stops her from getting pregnant?"

I'm pretty sure the guy who asked it was being serious, too.


Papaismad - Oh dear:

Are poo noodles real?”

Followed by the explanation of poo noodles - noodles of poop that you come out of your dick home as the result of anal sex with an poopy anus.


lxpnh98_2 - Some questions can't be answered with words:

Teacher made us write a question on a piece of paper, and then form a line of people asking the questions one-on-one and having the other group try to answer them, cycling through.
One girl (most probably) wrote the question: "Why do guys like boobs?"
I still don't know.

Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend After His Long Penis 'Stretched Her Vagina'

Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend After His Long Penis 'Stretched Her Vagina'


Mangena, of Harare, said that her private parts were "tight" before she met her ex in 2016.

In a shocking and bizarre case, a woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after his "abnormally long" penis allegedly overstretched her vagina.

According to a report published in Mirror, Silindile Mangena, 29, is planning to undergo reconstructive surgery after getting intimate with Mugove Kurima, 37.



However, Mangena wants Kurima to pay the whopping 150,000 Rand (£8,000) cost of this - and is reportedly taking him to court over the matter.

Mirror cites a Zimbabwe Mail report where Mangena, of Harare, told the newspaper that her private parts were "tight" before she met her ex in 2016.

She said she fell in love even though he was allegedly married at the time.

However, she ended the relationship in May this year after Kurima is alleged to have stretched her vagina.

Notably, it is still unknown how large Silindile alleges her ex's penis is.

The woman will reportedly ask the court - through her lawyers, Dakarai, Masendu and Partners - to force Kurima to pay for reconstructive surgery of her vagina in South Africa.

Kurima is yet to respond to the allegations.

7 Ways Science Will Help You Get Laid

7 Ways Science Will Help You Get Laid


Being a human is a big, messy, complicated adventure, but beneath our tough exteriors, don't we all just want to be loved? Or at least get a bit of good, old fashioned bonking done.

As a species, we've filled near infinite column inches and minutes of airtime with tips and advice for how to attract a mate, with counsel on everything from buying the perfect bunch of flowers to how to spice things up in the bedroom. There's an awful lot of advice out there, but how do you tell the good from the bad?

Well, perhaps if we really want to get to the heart of this crazy little thing called love, maybe we should cut through all of the fluff and get down to the nitty gritty science of attraction.

Whether you believe in the eternal soul, or maintain that humans are just squishy bags of meat and chemicals (mmm, sexy), it is a fact of life that many of our thoughts, feelings and behaviours are governed by just a handful of neurotransmitters and a tangled mess of genes. Could decoding this complex system really hold the answer to something as complicated as love?

Well, we'll try anything once.

7. Attraction Is In Your Genes


It turns out that, no matter how well you scrub behind your ears and deliver your best pick up lines, attraction could be all down to your genes.

You know that feeling you get when someone just seems to ooze sex appeal and you can't figure out why? It might just be that you happen to be genetically compatible with one another and, what's more, it's probably down to how they smell.

Every has something called a human leukocyte antigen, which is essentially a gene complex that determines the regulation of the immune system and allows our bodies to detect foreign invaders. This is all to be expected, but the crazy thing is that humans can detect each others' HLA complexes, and people with very different genetic make-ups will be more attracted to one another.

This could be nature's way of ensuring good genetic variation within the human species, and also explains why you like the smell of your partner so much.

6. Attractive People Are Jerks

"Nice guys finish last" is such a cliche these days, but there could really be a kernel of truth in there.

First of all, a study in the Journal of Research in Personality found a positive correlation between socially averse behaviour and symmetry of the body. Put simply, if you're symmetrical (i.e. attractive) you're more likely to be a bit of a jerk. Both women and men are also more likely to be able to overlook personality flaws if somebody has more genetically appealing traits, as they would be able to produce good, strong offspring, regardless of their habit of checking their phone the whole way through dinner.

Secondly, the effect is probably more likely to come from a bias of perspective than objective reality. As explained fully in the video above, if we split people into four groups of Ugly Jerks, Attractive Jerks, Ugly Nice and Attractive Nice, we can get a sense of how our perspective can be skewed.

Now, you probably don't want to date Ugly Jerks, so that group can be eliminated. The Attractive Nice group are, presumably, the most in-demand and will therefore be much rarer. If someone is a jerk, they will have to be much more attractive to make up for it and, in the absence of the rare Attractive Nice group so it can seem as though all of the attractive people left are jerks.

So, really, it's your fault.

5. You Can Tell A Cheater By Looking

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So, you've scienced your way into a date, but how do you know that they can be trusted?

Well it turns out that you mother was wrong after all, and you can judge a book by its cover. In fact, there was a study called "You can judge a book by its cover" published in Evolution and Human Behavior that found that humans are intuitively able to pick out a cheater from a line up, but they just might not know why they're done it.

In the first three experiments, it was found that humans could more readily recognize and recall the faces of cheaters as opposed to cooperators. Even more amazingly, the fourth experiment showed that they will even think that they recognise a cheater, even if they've never seen them before.

It might be your brain's way of putting you on your guard, keeping an eye on the shifty characters in your life. So, if someone's face seems to pop out of a crowd, it could be that they're a no good, dirty rotten cheater. Or just really hot.

4. Calculating The Chance Of Getting Laid From Speed Dating

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Perhaps a lot of scientists are having trouble getting dates, but there are a surprising amount of studies looking into the statistics of dating.

One such study is "From dating to mating and relating: Predictors of initial and long-term outcomes of speed-dating in a community sample" from European Journal of Personality which followed the luck and love of 382 participants following a bit of good, old fashioned speed dating, tracking the short and long term outcomes.

As it turns out, if you meet 20 people while speed dating, chances are you'll have sex with one of them, so if you're really going to boil the dating game down to numbers, more is definitely, er, more.

3. Look At Their Ring Finger ... Length


If you want to tell whether or not you should date a guy, look at his fingers. Not to check for signs of a wedding ring, but to gague the levels of testosterone that he was exposed to while still in the womb, of course. Nothing sexier than that.

As weird as it sounds, scientists have found that the length of the ring finger is somehow linked to the attractiveness of a man. As high testosterone levels are linked to higher sperm counts, increased fertility, good cardiovascular health, symmetrical faces and better genes, you're more likely to find them attractive on a very primal level.

Proceed with caution, however, as those with elevated testosterone levels are also likely to be more aggressive, promiscuous and even at higher risk of diseases such as Parkinson's' and arthritis.

2. It’s All In The Eyes

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We all know that gazing into the eyes of your significant other is pretty intense, but scientists, not to miss out on an opportunity to reduce an intimate and deeply personal experience to a clinical data set, have figured out the optimal gazing time period to increase the levels of passionate love in your relationship.

Weirdly enough, they found that it was two minutes, so you might want to save your passionate staring contest until after dinner if you don't want your steak to go cold.

Whilst you're having a good look, you should also check whether their pupils are dilated, thanks to the stimulation of the sympathetic nervous system. be sure to hold that gaze, too, as another study found that darting eyes are a sign of impatience and impulsivity.

They truly are the windows to the soul after all.

1. If You Want To Impress Your Date Get There First

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Forget what you know about "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" or even "fashionably late", because if you want your date to like you then you should get to the bar/restaurant/skydiving centre first.

This is a cognitive little trick that forces them to approach you, mimicking the experience of choice in their brain. I mean, it's probably imperative that they're approaching you by choice anyway, but it just gives them the extra psychological nudge that they're pleased to see you.

Data from speed dating experiments found that the partners that were sat at tables being approached tend to be better liked than the the ones that rotated around and did the approaching. So to be successful in love, you have to get them to come to you.

Under Armour Employees Are No Longer Allowed To Expense Strip Club Visits

Under Armour Employees Are No Longer Allowed To Expense Strip Club Visits

Under Armour says it is "committed to providing a respectful and inclusive workplace," after The Wall Street Journal reported the athletic apparel company has stopped letting employees expense strip club visits.

The Journal reported that Under Armour executives and employees used to take colleagues and athletes to strip clubs. People familiar with the matter told the Journal that the company often footed the bill for these outings.

Earlier this year, Under Armour employees received an email that said this practice was no longer allowed, The Journal reported.

In a statement to CNBC, Under Armour said it has addressed these allegations and will continue to address inappropriate workplace behavior:

"We have addressed these serious allegations of the past and will continue to address workplace behavior that violates our policies. Inappropriate behavior that challenges our values or violates our policies is unacceptable – and will not be tolerated. We are committed to providing a respectful and inclusive workplace."

Trips to strip clubs on the corporate card were among practices at Under Armour that women at the company found demeaning, the Journal reported citing more than a dozen current and former employees.



Under Armour responds to strip club report from CNBC.

Robot Sex Brothel To Open Up In California

Robot Sex Brothel To Open Up In California -

Sex toys are nothing new, but with technology growing faster than morning wood, shit is just getting too damn real. There are already a handful of sex robot brothels across Europe, so it was only a matter of time before we caught up with the times and opened one up ourselves. It’ll be opening up in West Hollywood, California. Here’s what you can expect at this futuristic fuck fest.



“At this brothel, people can experience cutting edge technology in a clean and futuristic environment. Everything from the lighting to the furniture is designed to transport you into a fantasy world where you can explore things you never thought you’d get a chance to explore.” Unicole Unicron told the Daily Star




This place will offer the option to the early birds to take the ‘virginity’ of the robots. For $10,000, you can be the first to bone a robot before it goes into a regular circulation in the brothel.

“The concept of virginity will always be appealing in society where women are highly sexualized while their sexual purity is simultaneously held in high regard. It’s no different for a female robot. Men always want to be on the forefront of new technology and this is the most intimate way for them to do this.”

This place isn’t just for lonely fellas who want to get some action. Couples are apparently into this shit, too.

“It gives couples a safe place to practice sexual freedom without the added factor of jealousy.” said Unicole.

Rolling solo? That’s fine, you can have a threesome with two dolls, too. But listen, it’s a full on experience, so this place also offers you the ability to get to know your dolls through conversation before actually making love to them.



According to the owners,

“It will provide companionship to lonely people. It will be a space where new intimacy technologies can be explored without spending a fortune.”



Two Guys Have Too Much Fun Watching Hornets Have Sex

Two Guys Have Too Much Fun Watching Hornets Have Sex

These guys caught two hornets getting down and dirty on the hood of their car and started filming… Watch as these guys make comments on how these two love bugs have sex.

18 Big Budget Hollywood Flicks That Are Basically Just Porn

18 Big Budget Hollywood Flicks That Are Basically Just Porn

When it comes to making a film memorable, you only need a few things; some cool action scenes, a gripping story, a dramatic showdown and a sex scene with some nudity – preferably female. But sometimes, the balance between everything gets skewed and you get one element more than the other. In the case of these films, the focus shift away from the plot, and they became a little more sex oriented. So much so, that the average moviegoer might mistake these for very high budget porn films.

Not that we’d make that mistake, because… well, just because we’re thorough researchers.


If you’re looking for a film that demonstrates both unsimulated sex, grief and severe sadomasochistic genital trauma, this this is your movie. Director Lars Von Trier has admitted that the sex in the movie is real, albeit done with porn star stand ins and clever editing. But based on the insane shit that happens in the movie, the real intercourse and boobies you get to see just isn’t worth it.


This erotic historical drama about the rise and fall of the Roman Emperor Caligula, was produced by Penthouse founder Gob Guccione and starred an amazingly sexy Helen Mirren in a starring role. It also featured several Penthouse Pets as extras in the unsimulated sex orgies, that apparently were a thing in ancient Rome.

If historically inaccurate porn is what you’re looking for, this has the best production values that 1979 Hollywood can offer.


In keeping with the Lars Von Trier theme, this film compares and contrasts a reclusive’s love of fly fishing, with the exploits of a nymphomaniac.

This film is notorious for two reasons; the first is that the uncut version runs for 5+ hours and people actually bought tickets to watch it in it’s entirety in theatres. The second notorious feature is that it had major actors simulating sex, but then digitally composited porn star genitalia actually having the sex.

Blue is the Warmest Colour

This French coming-of-age erotic romance film, is essentially subtitled French lesbian porn. Mind you, the story is far better than your average PornHub video. In it, the sex is explicit and raw, yet fake genitalia was used. Regardless, it’s still pretty steamy.

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This 1986 erotic thriller starring Kim Basinger and a pre-bad plastic surgery Mickey Rourke, was deemed too explicit for American audiences when it first came out. There’s a lot of sadomasochism, masturbation and intense sex, that it pretty much checks off all the top boxes of any porn connoisseur.

Basic Instinct

We all know why this film is on the list, with that famous interrogation scene. Man, I nearly tore the Blockbuster VHS’s tape in half from rewinding and pausing that scene over and over again during the course of a weekend. This film was nice and dirty, and that how we liked it.


Most will consider this to be a box office bomb and/or the worst film ever made. I consider it the time I got to see Jessie Spano’s boobs. Sure, there was a lot more nudity and sex than mainstream audiences expected, and the acting was sub par, so it was easily confused as porn. But it wasn’t; it was a legitimate Hollywood movie.

Say that with a straight face.

The Dreamers

While Last Tango in Paris is the smutty film that Bernardo Bertolucci is best known for, he’s also got this one under his belt. Filled with Eva Green’s full frontal nudity, it’s the story of two French twins (male and female) and their American exchange student lover.

It’s actually surprisingly poignant and beautiful and incredibly erotic.


This erotic romance film hits one of the most common themes for your porn selection; the submissive secretary. It might not be the most explicit on the list, but it’s still definitely soft-core with some full frontal, spanking and masturbation.

Eyes Wide Shut

This erotic thriller is notable for pairing a real life couple as the main characters, as well as that whole secret society orgy with the Venetian masks thing.

If you’re into creepy sex, then this will definitely titillate you. Titillated some people enough that they up and killed Kubrik.  Blue balls will do that to you.

Last Tango in Paris

This film was incredibly censored when it came out in 1972 and was even given the X rating. Can’t say I blame them, especially with the way Marlon Brando uses butter.

Lie With Me

This Canadian film is surprisingly dirty, with it’s unsimulated sex scenes and full frontal nudity. Pretty risque for the most polite country on earth, eh?

Y Tu Mamá También

This film plays into the younger men/older women genre, mixed in with a road trip movie. It ends up being more melodramatic than your average porn, but there’s still a lot of sex going on.

The Brown Bunny

This is probably the most notorious example of unsimulated oral sex in the history of film. That’s pretty all that’s notable about this film.


Not only are all the sex scenes in the film unsimulated, they’re in 3D. That’s a lot of genitals, boobs and bodily fluids coming your way.


In this beautifully shot film, there’s a heck of a lot of sex going on. Given that our lead character’s got a sex addiction, that makes sense.

Whole lotta boobies on display, as well as Michael Fassbender’s little bender.