Anti Vax Mom Spews Stupidity All Over Twitter

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News Anchor's Rant About Young People Ruffles Feathers

News Anchor's Rant About Young People Ruffles Feathers -

https://twitter.com/ScottishSun/status/1118169923958845440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

 


23 Of The Best Twitter Reactions To Sunday Night's Episode Of 'Game Of Thrones' (SPOILERS)

23 Of The Best Twitter Reactions To Sunday Night's Episode Of 'Game Of Thrones' (SPOILERS) -

 

 

 


 


50 TIMES TWITTER MADE US TITTER

50 TIMES TWITTER MADE US TITTER -

 

 


 


23 People Reveal Their Family's Biggest Secrets

23 People Reveal Their Family's Biggest Secrets -

 

 

 


Eye-Opening Twitter Thread About How Insane Our Brains Are Will Trip You Out

Eye-Opening Twitter Thread About How Insane Our Brains Are Will Trip You Out

 

 

 


20 People Share Their Brainfart Moments Where They Failed To Remember A Basic Word

20 People Share Their Brainfart Moments Where They Failed To Remember A Basic Word

 


21 Ganja-Loving Twitter Users Share The Highest Things They've Ever Done

21 Ganja-Loving Twitter Users Share The Highest Things They've Ever Done -

There are about a zillion wonderful benefits to legalizing marijuana: taxes that go to educationjob creation, and thinning out our overcrowded prisons. Then there's the fun stuff. Twitter user @icexqueen asked her followers to share some hilariously high anecdotes and the thread made us laugh very hard for a Monday. We can only hope that as greens become more accessible we get more of these tear-inducing stories.

 


 

 


A WIFE OR THE KNIFE: Heiress Challenges Man Into Marrying Her

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25 Hilarious Tweets About Sex

25 Hilarious Tweets About Sex -

 

 

 

 


20 Honest Tweets About Getting Old

20 Honest Tweets About Getting Old

 

 

 


#MyFuneralWillHave Might Officially Be Twitter’s Darkest Hashtag Yet

#MyFuneralWillHave Might Officially Be Twitter’s Darkest Hashtag Yet

Hey, Twitter? We get it, everything’s terrible. Our jobs suck. No one can afford their rent. The best rapper loves the worst president. But your new hashtag, #MyFuneralWillHave, is a little grim, even for you. Sure, you can treat your funeral like a huge party, but won’t your mom also be there, and crying?

Oh well, I suppose you should take comfort in what you can, Twitter. (Also, a lot of them are really funny.) Here are the best #MyFuneralWillHave tweets:

 

https://twitter.com/EKSasaki/status/1047167473877901312

https://twitter.com/BBigwinner/status/1047166853804675072

https://twitter.com/shelbygrl67/status/1047079230771740672

https://twitter.com/xmillrunner/status/1047079205643673600

https://twitter.com/SheaBrowning/status/1047079065100914688

https://twitter.com/lizard_lou/status/1047080283751821312

https://twitter.com/PhantomNuts/status/1047079330071756800

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1047151510222716931

https://twitter.com/wchrisg0528/status/1047168867364044800

https://twitter.com/Katebaker21Kb/status/1047168649130201088

https://twitter.com/keet0007/status/1047154154504957954

https://twitter.com/Roy2Dave/status/1047078627739914251

https://twitter.com/charley_ck14/status/1047079195430592512

https://twitter.com/BelleStanf/status/1047122882185302017

https://twitter.com/deviant_sapien/status/1047169066622967809

 


25 EX-EMPLOYEES SHARE EMBARRASSING STORIES OF WHAT GOT THEM FIRED

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Jimmy Fallon started a thread #WhyIGotFired where people have been reliving their most horrifically strange, funny and humiliating reasons why they ever got fired. Suddenly, I’m feeling far less like a complete trainwreck than I previously assumed.

 

 

 


22 People Share The Weirdest Things Roommates Have Done

22 People Share The Weirdest Things Roommates Have Done -

 

 

Recently Jimmy Fallon asked people to share some of the weirdest things they’ve seen or had a roommate do in the past. Here are some of the best response.


Girl Loses NASA Internship After Vulgar Twitter Argument

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Naomi didn’t tell just any member of the National Space Council to “suck [her] dick and balls.” Homer Hickam is a NASA engineering legend.

 

According to Wikipedia- Homer Hadley Hickam Jr. (born February 19, 1943) is an American author, Vietnam veteran, and a former NASA engineer who trained the first Japanese astronauts. His 1998 memoir Rocket Boys (also published as October Sky) was a New York Times Best Seller and was the basis for the 1999 film October Sky. Hickam has also written a number of best-selling memoirs and novels, including the "Josh Thurlow" historical fiction novels and his 2015 best-selling Carrying Albert Home: The Somewhat True Story of a Man, his Wife, and her Alligator. His books have been translated into many languages.

 

 

 

Once he found out that Naomi lost her internship offer, the two connected and apologized to each other.

 

 

 

Hopefully she’ll watch what she says on social media from now on.

How will Space Force succeed without Naomi?

 

 


15 People Share Their Worst Experiences from Summer Jobs

15 People Share Their Worst Experiences from Summer Jobs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


How Do you Know You Are Getting Old Tweets Will Help You Determine If You Are In Fact... Getting Old

How Do you Know You Are Getting Old Tweets Will Help You Determine If You Are In Fact... Getting Old -

 

 


These Honest Confessions From A Workplace Are Painfully Relatable

These Honest Confessions From A Workplace Are Painfully Relatable

 

 

 

 

 


This Guy Asked Twitter What Lyric Can Trigger A Song In Your Head, And The Answers Were Catchy

This Guy Asked Twitter What Lyric Can Trigger A Song In Your Head, And The Answers Were Catchy

 

 

https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1015588773483171841

 

And people had some GREAT ideas about what song lyrics could easily trigger and ear worm. Thanks, I guess? We picked some of the funniest answers people had. Prepare yourself to have a bunch of songs stuck in your head!

https://twitter.com/smithsara79/status/1016303009284984833

https://twitter.com/jonahray/status/1016506733441609731

https://twitter.com/rocksound/status/1016632459813900288

https://twitter.com/brakinggnus/status/1016147860277121024

https://twitter.com/CathyWinton/status/1016384869327392774

https://twitter.com/bmelton/status/1016135324643323904

https://twitter.com/matthewthiessen/status/1015600303914344448

https://twitter.com/TitusNation/status/1015847074930126848

https://twitter.com/dannychello/status/1015597723163222017

https://twitter.com/DanWatsonSD/status/1015589734683275264

https://twitter.com/jsekharan/status/1016162823926235136

https://twitter.com/PaulKennedy20/status/1015590701931745285

https://twitter.com/carterpageshat/status/1016390055659745280

https://twitter.com/jaxsaid/status/1015600165682466816

https://twitter.com/SLSS_Peel_Music/status/1015589717725908993

https://twitter.com/zigged/status/1016518780720205829

https://twitter.com/freebird182/status/1016539866245533696

https://twitter.com/ErikAilums/status/1016549893899505665

https://twitter.com/kellierowe/status/1016750537666990080

https://twitter.com/HHFlashbacks/status/1016963779073073152

https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/1016415947253403648


22 People Spill The Craziest True Stories That No One Would Believe

22 People Spill The Craziest True Stories That No One Would Believe

Twitter user @mhoye gave everyone on Twitter the ultimate opportunity to tell the most ridiculous true story or event that happened to them that well, no one would believe. @mhoye asked followers "what's the least plausible story about yourself that's true." The answers will have you wondering if these stories are even true, then you'll think... who can make this up!?


18 More Shower Thoughts To Stop And Think About

18 More Shower Thoughts To Stop And Think About


Wheel Of Fortune Answers Is Here To Solve The Puzzle Very Wrongly

Wheel Of Fortune Answers Is Here To Solve The Puzzle Very Wrongly

We can't all be Wheel of Fortune puzzle solving masters. Wheel of Fortune Answers is for us, the common folk, who don't know what the fuck the answer is but hell we're still gonna give it our best shot. And if you don't like it Pat Sajak, you can REBRAND AS CARROT.

1. AFTER ALL THE POOP TRAINING WE'VE DONE,

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006214995212988417

2. Words I live by

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005561953144786944

3. Just get it over with already

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005927194680528899

4. We all know which one of ours is

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006571767484309504

5. Penis? I believe the medical term is

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005611152016109568

6. Everyone in the mf crew has no bones

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005527604693274624

7. Don't we all

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006277894933569536

8. NO U

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004822341677993984

9. Much healthier, and better for your eyes

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005981827369197569

10. As they shit, their belly readies itself for more food

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005291291041845248

11. Sounds a little too fancy for my blood

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006357000421298177

12. The Holy Triumvirate

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004092695667671042

13. IM TALKIN BOUT BRINGING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE BABY

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004876977352904704

14. Ah, my old high school nickname

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004478584172568577

15. Much easier than having hundreds of small nudes for individual occasions

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006525342377537536

 


Youtube ‘Prankster’ Vitaly Zdorovetskiy Gets Monkey High

Youtube ‘Prankster’ Vitaly Zdorovetskiy Gets Monkey High

 

I really can’t deal with these YouTube prank channels. In general, the pranks aren’t that funny, it’s just “Hey, I’m out here being a dickhead, won’t it be funny when people get mad the way you would logically expect them to?” For some reason, though, people seem to like them, which is why when one of them finally does something stupid enough to bring them to my attention they have like, 10 million subscribers.

That brings us to VitalyzdTv, a YouTube channel that has nearly 10 million subscribers and just did something dumb enough to bring them to my attention. Here’s a sample of the sort of thing they normally do as “pranks”.

That one manages to be vaguely racist at points, in addition to being 5 minutes of “Get it, there’s a soda named Squirt!”

But what did they do that people are talking about them? Well, they posted a video to Instagram of them allegedly getting a monkey high.

 

 

 

 

https://instagram.com/p/BjxnlpghDgy/?utm_source=ig_embed

 

And oh my god did social media freak about how it’s cruel to get a monkey high. PETA even took a break from trying to show everyone how your thanksgiving dinner is fucked up to investigate if it’s cruel.

 

 

https://twitter.com/peta2/status/1005514358691123201

https://twitter.com/Shaun78088051/status/1005640036866494464

 

You fight the good fight, guy with 10 followers, you’re making a difference.

There’s good news, though, because we’ve known for years that monkeys like getting high. Certainly doesn't mean it's okay to get them high, but ya know, weed lmao.

The report illustrates how the FDA leaned on a controversial study, paid for by the U.S. National Institute on Drug Abuse, to draw some of its conclusion. The study from 2003 concluded that since squirrel monkeys really seem to enjoy the stoned effects of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), cannabis should be considered a real threat to the grand scheme of drug addiction in the United States. The FDA said these types of studies are “often useful in predicting rewarding effects in humans, and is indicative of abuse liability.”

More good news is that smoking weed with monkeys is a really good way to get a lethal form of herpes, so hopefully these dumb fuckers won’t be around to do their idiotic pranks much longer. Herpes B can cause “severe neurological impairment,” so these dudes might actually have it already. Imagine the headline: Youtube Dumbasses Get Herpes From Monkey and Die. Finally, a story with a happy ending.

 

 

 

 


People Share The Craziest Reasons Why They’ve Ever Gotten Into Fights

People Share The Craziest Reasons Why They’ve Ever Gotten Into Fights

 

While we try our very best to hide it, humans are wild beasts.

 

Twitter user Dani shared a screenshot of a wild story (with photographic evidence!) of a real life fight that was a cross between Sesame Street and Fight Club, and elsewhere people are sharing the reasons behind their most ridiculous brawls.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for Halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the side of my face. I look up and I see Elmo and he is reigning blows down upon me and he is piiiiissed. As he’s winding up to take another swing, I see Burt fly in and spear him.We ended up tussling with them for about 10 seconds, landed a few blows to them, before they finally realised that the whole thing was supposed to be a joke and they finally stopped struggling. A friend took pics of the incident and I’d like to share them with you now.

 

 

https://twitter.com/bradleyc4/status/1003115522412728320

https://twitter.com/x_factor/status/1003108423586795520

https://twitter.com/VinceMancini/status/1003413254289293317

https://twitter.com/HardAsKerosene/status/1003806518825889792

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1003105380388474886

https://twitter.com/chiutfan/status/1003401191831822342

https://twitter.com/chrismohney/status/1003234470206627840

https://twitter.com/BrennanJSmith/status/1003416426613370880

https://twitter.com/eltacomaker/status/1003431726532579328

https://twitter.com/WestHamUSA/status/1003427973683470336

 

 


Woman's Attention-Seeking Thirst Trap Is Getting Trolled Like Crazy

Woman's Attention-Seeking Thirst Trap Is Getting Trolled Like Crazy

There's no shortage of thirst traps these days on the internet - and maybe, just maybe, people are starting to call their posters out. This weekend Twitter decided to f*ck with one such busty broad. User @_michellecjj learned this the hard way after posting a very revealing photo to the site, captioned "I look like all you need." While some people opted to berate the woman, others decided to mock her by claiming she looks like anything but whatever it is they truly need. For example - a good job. These are some of our favorite of the zingers. 

 

https://twitter.com/boostcheck/status/1002689698513420290

https://twitter.com/matthewpcharles/status/1003261224715542528

 


Jerks Act Like They Didn't Just Steal A Cake

Jerks Act Like They Didn't Just Steal A Cake -

 

 


Woman's Scary Twitter Thread About Cursed Root Will Make Your Skin Crawl

Woman's Scary Twitter Thread About Cursed Root Will Make Your Skin Crawl

This has the makings of the next great American horror novel.

 

 


Twitter Is Super Pissed And Is Accusing A Teenage Girl Of Cultural Appropriation For Wearing A Chinese Dress To Prom

Twitter Is Super Pissed And Is Accusing A Teenage Girl Of Cultural Appropriation For Wearing A Chinese Dress To Prom

  • Keziah Daum, a senior at Woods Cross High School in Woods Cross, Utah, is facing backlash over her prom dress.
  • People are accusing the 18-year-old high school senior of cultural appropriation and racism because she wore a traditional Chinese dress.
  • Daum told INSIDER that she didn't intend to be racist and she wore the dress because she liked the way it looks.

There's nothing wrong with wanting your outfit to stand out at prom. Whether you wear a dress that shows off your heroes or your culture, a little bit of creativity can go a long way.

But some people think Keziah Daum, an 18-year-old senior at Woods Cross High School in Woods Cross, Utah, went too far with her prom dress, which was a traditional Chinese cheongsam dress.

Pictures of Daum posing in the dress alongside her friends went viral after she posted them on Twitter on April 22.

https://twitter.com/daumkeziah/status/988115815068139520

Daum said that she bought the dress from a thrift store in Salt Lake City, Utah, because she simply liked the way it looked. "I bought the dress because I thought it was beautiful and admired the beauty of the culture," she said.

https://twitter.com/daumkeziah/status/990255923598786560

Although it wasn't her intent, Daum's original post got people talking.

Some people are accusing the teen of appropriating a culture that she's not a part of.

https://twitter.com/bunchukuu/status/989986307731419137

https://twitter.com/jere_bare/status/989981023076208640

https://twitter.com/JeannieBeanie99/status/990279896919412736

https://twitter.com/MissGinaDarling/status/990309441835692033

https://twitter.com/Little___Renee/status/990581798924111875

https://twitter.com/ALOHALEXI/status/990046161376440320

https://twitter.com/DavidChoiMusic/status/990880953479217157

https://twitter.com/nathanckk/status/990891909131350017

https://twitter.com/daumkeziah/status/990254622169165824

https://twitter.com/daumkeziah/status/990258958987288578

"I hope everyone will be able to understand that I never intended any form racism. I love everyone. And I am going to stand my ground."


Vegan Activist Gets Crucified On Twitter For Being Absolute Prick

Vegan Activist Gets Crucified On Twitter For Being Absolute Prick

 

This guy goes douchecanoe level 100, and he's STILL GOING.

 

 

 

 


Guy Posts Moving Story On Twitter, Reminding Us All To Think About Others Not just Ourselves

Guy Posts Moving Story On Twitter, Reminding Us All To Think About Others Not just Ourselves -

 


Woman Gets Invoice From Petty Guy She Ghosted And It Gets Worse

Woman Gets Invoice From Petty Guy She Ghosted And It Gets Worse

HOW does it get any worse than that?

Part of me is thinking this is an act of trolling by a snarky guy that isn't giving up (after getting ghosted) just yet...

 

 

Apparently the guy lives a few floors above Amanda, and although they texted a bit back-and-forth after the date, at one point she stopped replying. And even though he lives in the same apartment building, the invoice was sent by mail. And just to make it clear that he was serious, he texted her the following message:

 


High School Student Forced To Band Aid Her Nipples And Shake Her Breasts In Bizarre Dress Code Violation

High School Student Forced To Band Aid Her Nipples And Shake Her Breasts In Bizarre Dress Code Violation -

Martinez said that she wasn't just taken out of class at Braden River High School—she was sent to the nurses office and instructed to put bandaids over her nipples as a safeguard against attracting male attention. Sure, that'll work. But that wasn't it."They had me put on a second shirt and then stand up and, like, move and jump around to see how much my breasts moved," Martinez said. "I was mortified." Her mother received a phone call from school officials, and she was hopping mad about it.

Florida high school student Lizzie Martinez and her mom, Kari Knop met with Braden River High School's principal, the female dean involved, the nurse and a school board representative, because they really don't see the issue with anything, other than the bandaids on the nipples. The Principal did state that the request to bandaid her nipples should have never happened. But the rest of it was excuse after excuse. Asking Lizzy to stand up and "move around" was found to be an acceptable request but should have never happened in the first place.

Martinez tweeted that her school had blocked her on Twitter after she posted about the incident:

*school has student put bandaids over her nipples because it is a “distraction” then blocks them for calling them out on sexualizing her* :/

This is the shirt in question. Under which she was not wearing a bra, however, this entire situation was horribly handled by school authorities

Mitchell Teitelbaum, the district's general counsel, released a statement saying that Martinez was in violation of the school's dress code, which states that if "personal attire or grooming distracts the attention of other students or teachers from their school work, disrupts educational activities and processes of the school, or is a potential safety hazard" students will be expected to change or face suspension. However, Teitelbaum does seem to admit the procedure used for handling Martinez's supposed violation was inappropriate. "This matter was brought to the attention of the Superintendent’s Office for review. It is undisputed that this matter should have been handled differently at the school level and corrective measures have been taken to prevent a reoccurrence in the way these matters will be addressed in the future," Teitelbaum said. "There was a violation of the School Dress Code and it was an appropriate matter to address by the School. It is clear the intent of school officials was to assist the student in addressing the situation. No disciplinary action was taken in relation to the student." Knop is pretty dissatisfied with the response all around:

 

 


Drunk Skyrim Guy's Ridiculous Twitter Thread Is Absolute Madness

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Some Of The Best Ways People Have Gotten Blocked By Celebrities On Twitter

Some Of The Best Ways People Have Gotten Blocked By Celebrities On Twitter

Have you ever been blocked by a celebrity on Twitter? I don’t mean a Twitter celebrity like Eric “Game Theory” Garland or Jeopardy contestant Arthur Chu, you know, the guy whose wife left him because he was always attracting ants and ignoring her despite her debilitating chronic condition in order to argue with people on Twitter. Those pricks block everyone. I mean like an actual celebrity, someone with a TV show or something.

Me, I’ve been blocked on Twitter by former congressman and current MSNBC host Joe Scarborough. You make a few tweets about how an intern was found dead in his office under mysterious circumstances with an inconclusive autopsy a few months before he resigned to “spend more time with his family” and a guy gets all sensitive. Of course, he also got the Daily Kos guy banned from MSNBC for bringing up Lori Klausutis, it’s a touchy subject for him.

It turns out I’m not the only person who was blocked by a celebrity on Twitter for being a wiseass. Twitter user DregoDaGreat asked what people have been blocked by celebrities for, and some of the answers are pretty great.

https://twitter.com/DregoDaGreat/status/979881441164132352

https://twitter.com/SarahEastcoast/status/980015228208533504

Hey, I liked Boy Meets World, too. I guess Topanga never learned how to take a joke

https://twitter.com/QueenNThaMakn/status/980011331259650048

This is the best science burn I’ve ever seen.

https://twitter.com/chynasbootymeat/status/979940876385443840

Well, who doesn’t want to join R. Kelly’s sex cult?

https://twitter.com/RelleSaidSo703/status/979882763267530752

That dude is quick on the block button. You’d think a guy who pees on underaged girls and has a sex cult would have a thicker skin about it.

https://twitter.com/_CheAmor_/status/979925937583218688

https://twitter.com/tru4ly_speakin/status/979940508113014784

More than one person mentioned being blocked by Ashanti for talking about her sideburns.

https://twitter.com/SHARLO_XO/status/980127517926416384

That Chinese bit translates as “You look like a stuffed turkey”. It’s not wrong.

https://twitter.com/JorgeNSFL/status/980046794481692673

Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays, though…

https://twitter.com/firescotch/status/980084734331052032

This is the only one that actually made me laugh out loud.

https://twitter.com/amadeusfletch/status/980151835062390785

https://twitter.com/WhoIsAshanti/status/980075591213965312

It’s a nice reminder that celebrities are just like us, in that they block people who crack a joke at their expense on Twitter at the drop of a hat.

 


People Reveal The Most Obvious Thing They've Learned Later Than Everyone Else

People Reveal The Most Obvious Thing They've Learned Later Than Everyone Else

 

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/975442948950282240

 

https://twitter.com/SamuelMarcLowe/status/975444664387014656

 

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/975448568566898692

 

Wait, Dominos has a logo?

 

 

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/975449646540689409

 

https://twitter.com/parkadge/status/975493168677474310

 

https://twitter.com/SuzeMarsupial/status/975443151753285638

 

Jokes on me. I didn't even know what a Dua Lipa was until this very moment.

 

https://twitter.com/cymrurouge/status/975469808908193793

 

https://twitter.com/a_merat/status/975484328020008960

 

https://twitter.com/NickEvans1990/status/975458132238520320

 

https://twitter.com/444blackcat/status/975470194553446402

 

https://twitter.com/deftly_admiral/status/975452723331158016

 

https://twitter.com/jonathancoe/status/975457065253658625

 

https://twitter.com/tdotsawyer/status/975460504847224832

https://twitter.com/s0phie0/status/975456912773967876

https://twitter.com/BenjaminMurphy0/status/975487503502397442

https://twitter.com/murphmanz/status/975478377682538496

https://twitter.com/mjc0ughlan/status/975460086515630080

https://twitter.com/JournoMitch/status/975447745040470016

https://twitter.com/sardonic_bitch/status/975496045949014016

https://twitter.com/Manda4Reals/status/975489505066135553

https://twitter.com/paulruk/status/975443709520171014

https://twitter.com/lmogendragons/status/975496685358141440


29 TWEETS THAT WILL TWEAK YOUR FUNNY BONE

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18 People Shared Stories Of The Worst Dates Of Their Life

18 People Shared Stories Of The Worst Dates Of Their Life

 

A hot date can have one of two results: either everything went great and will lead to a second date, or it was so awful you’ll never see each other again. Most of us have first date stories filled with funny moments that prove no situation ends exactly the way you expected it would.


Laughter. Rinse. Retweet. Last Week’s 19 Funniest Tweets

Laughter. Rinse. Retweet. Last Week’s 19 Funniest Tweets -

 

 

Another week, another batch of the funniest tweets collected for your viewing pleasure. Give them a read, and remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. They’re not just putting their hilarious thoughts out there for their health, after all. Plus, if you’re just going to wind up repeating these jokes to your friends and passing them off as your own, the least you can do is throw a little admiration their way. It’s only fair.

Follow  on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/danisnobunk/status/970805678511153153

https://twitter.com/LukeMones/status/969470043984711681

https://twitter.com/bbiss666/status/970743214943756289

https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/970775448488562688

https://twitter.com/brodielancaster/status/971204201597493248

https://twitter.com/jodyavirgan/status/970014953112592385

https://twitter.com/margeincharge/status/969624740200615936

https://twitter.com/mattsurely/status/972173639440191490

https://twitter.com/Reverend_Scott/status/971448367606837248

https://twitter.com/decentbirthday/status/969609759048523776

https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/970788106453446656

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/971853047583461376

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/970815086607650818

https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/971098917747146752

https://twitter.com/ColesTwitt3r/status/971141439601090560

https://twitter.com/MarfSalvador/status/971744897601560577

https://twitter.com/Bob_Lesh/status/970446421454475270

https://twitter.com/sexualjumanji/status/839812289377226752

https://twitter.com/lustlow/status/971474642497146881


28 Very British Problems You Might Be Passive Aggressive Enough to Relate To

28 Very British Problems You Might Be Passive Aggressive Enough to Relate To -

 

 

 

 


25 'Bad Teacher' Stories That Will Give You Flashbacks

25 'Bad Teacher' Stories That Will Give You Flashbacks

 

 

Most of us have been blessed with a few good teachers that influence our life path, and inspire us to keep in touch down the road. But what about the bad teachers?! Each school had those teachers you could tell didn't really like children, were perpetually hungover, or barely knew the source material.

While the good teachers leave rich legacies of doting students who go on to do great things, bad teachers leave us with appreciable stories and a lifetime full of well-tended grudges. So, really, which is more important in the end?!

When Cartoon Network animator and Twitter user Marie Lum asked he followers to share their worst teacher stories, the amusing floodgates of schoolyard hell soon opened.

https://twitter.com/PuccaNoodles/status/964303871798427648

https://twitter.com/PuccaNoodles/status/964304436251131904

https://twitter.com/PuccaNoodles/status/964304796625719296

A lot of people had anecdotes about bad teachers fresh in their minds. For every truly good teacher out there, there is a bad educator ready to traumatize young minds. Here are tk stories of bad teachers that will give you flashbacks to the school days you don't miss in the least.

https://twitter.com/Thee_Rager/status/964877480602558465

https://twitter.com/FryRsquared/status/964507269479174145

https://twitter.com/lexcanroar/status/964493941985996801

https://twitter.com/jamiesmart/status/964484742648356864

https://twitter.com/CaseyBowen/status/964666921881948160

https://twitter.com/TomChivers/status/964479382734757888

https://twitter.com/ellardent/status/964481450849525760

https://twitter.com/Gallantdesigner/status/964307679660445701

https://twitter.com/twoscooters/status/964499077646954496

https://twitter.com/maryepworth/status/964484737317462017

https://twitter.com/calicrybaby/status/964305681833607168

https://twitter.com/VivziePop/status/964311000882200576

https://twitter.com/ArtsyPabster/status/964310366120435712

https://twitter.com/SunderCR/status/964304031970570240

https://twitter.com/haiyunee/status/964305736800002048

https://twitter.com/RealFatman/status/964306457515577346

https://twitter.com/CarolineDoodles/status/964342281317879808

https://twitter.com/egoraptor/status/964309498524397568

https://twitter.com/JimmyWhetzel/status/964309886174720000

https://twitter.com/sevenpom/status/964314872837279745

https://twitter.com/liliuhms/status/964304433063407616

https://twitter.com/PersonaLibera/status/964644363417587712

https://twitter.com/dexbonus/status/964693889293606912

https://twitter.com/miskiart/status/964314432166875136


This Twitter Thread Explains The Real History Behind All The Best Gifs, And We Learned So Much

This Twitter Thread Explains The Real History Behind All The Best Gifs, And We Learned So Much

 

GIFs are a big part of internet life. Especially when it comes to using them as a reaction to any and everything posted online. If you have a feeling THERE IS A GIF FOR THAT. Well, writer and Twitter user Matthew A. Cherry had a great idea for a thread. He gave us a history lesson on where some of our fave GIFs came from and I have to say, It's pretty cool to see them in context. Here's one of the most fun history lessons I've had in awhile.

 

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962011241815277568

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962011718774738945

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962011928456396800

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962012949484158981

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962013278451908608

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962014368031391746

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962014875890282496

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962019198523199488

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962019799118184448

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962021105165746179

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962022354900590593

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962025883035824130

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962027228581183488

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962028350855262209

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962028973239631873

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962030207694618624

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962031144563720193

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962031873848369153

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962033579696963585

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962034030903349250

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962034490682966017

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962035603763113987

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962035866917994496

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962037762047160321

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962038575645671432

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962039346172870663

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962039826986909696

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962040861524598784

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962041766353387520

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962042483315113986

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962042591586877440

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962045411740430337

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962045499044896768

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962047625108250624

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962048271521800197

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962050180462755841

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962050710866030597

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/962051493883883521


The Internet Is Guilty Of Being Obsessed With These Mug Shot Hotties

The Internet Is Guilty Of Being Obsessed With These Mug Shot Hotties

In an ever evolving world, one fact remains constant: people love looking at hotties. While attraction is a sensitive and subjective matter, there are conventions of beauty that often dictate who is unanimously considered "a hottie." Basically, humans are good at overcoming our differences to band together in agreement about universally hott people.

So, much in the spirit of Hot Felon and Prison Bae, the thirstiest parts of internet have quickly become obsessed with the Attractive Females Under Glass Tumblr. As the title suggests, the blog exclusively features mugshots of attractive women, their charges, and what state they were arrested in.

The women's names aren't listed.

But that doesn't seem to stop the internet from crafting deeply inappropriate crushes.

There's even a comprehensive Twitter thread dedicated to the mugshot hotties.

All of the photos in this thread were credited back to the Tumblr.

 

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952419721760124928

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952420175374114816

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952420909788344321

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952421422198116352

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952422061103812609

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952422842661928960

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952424030468001792

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952426877649604608

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952428317235400704

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952429312208228352

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952430062011330560

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952431218263502848

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952435956782714881

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952436305157328896

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952437300356579328

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952630375167287296

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952631332714242048

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952631993795334146

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952632519190548480

https://twitter.com/lilbaked/status/952633336798830593

 


People Think The Olympic Torch Looks Like A Flaming Robot Penis

People Think The Olympic Torch Looks Like A Flaming Robot Penis -

 

The Olympic Torch lighting the Olympic Cauldron is an iconic symbol recognized worldwide, but many people feel that this year's lighting ceremony might have come off just a bit pornographic.

The Opening Ceremony for the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea ended with figure skater Yuna Kim transferring the flame of the torch to a large metal coil that climbed up a structure and eventually lit the cauldron.

But many people are saying that the slowly erecting metal coil looks like a 'flaming robot penis.' Hey, this is supposed to be a family show!

If you have a FLAMING ROBOT PENIS, you'll get it:

Personally, I don't see it! I looks more like fiery doom rollercoaster to me. But then again, I've also never seen a flaming robot penis, so...

People on Twitter were definitely not shy about calling it like they see it:

 

https://twitter.com/hoffman_rich/status/962010881449123840

 

https://twitter.com/sunookitsune/status/961952858114613249

https://twitter.com/DarrenInOttawa/status/961951530915192833

https://twitter.com/JeannieSibary/status/961951620723560448

https://twitter.com/invisicoll/status/961972854802845697

https://twitter.com/beatlaniac/status/962051823556177921

https://twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/962064602291847173


Logan Paul Teases Comeback With Controversial New Video

Logan Paul Teases Comeback With Controversial New Video -

Disgraced YouTuber blogger Logan Paul has hinted at a ‘comeback’ in possibly the most arrogant way.

Last year, he posted a video of him and his ‘crew’ making light of suicide, even showing the body of man in the clip.

He then issued a video apology and posted another clip claiming he wanted to ‘raise awareness’ of mental health. Okay.

After all that, he ‘took time off to reflect’. That was on January 4 and his hiatus has lasted around just one month, it seems.

Why’s that? Because he’s hinted at his comeback in a video in which he seems to depict himself as some sort of Jesus-like character.

In the 25-second clip titled ‘The Return’, Logan is seen crawling out of a cave, looking unshaven, as if he’s been hiding away for some time.

https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/959924213934014464

And it’s all quite arrogant.

In movie trailer style, a voice-over says:

One man, well, boy…one boy, who is also a giant chatch, the legend, the myth, the maverick.

Maverick, presumably because of his clothing brand.

With the exception of hardcore fans and followers, it didn’t go down all that well.

https://twitter.com/TheRobDyke/status/959997194957918210

https://twitter.com/davitydave/status/959941637282529280

https://twitter.com/AJLoCascio/status/959989630647939072

https://twitter.com/Bosslogic/status/960045151040167936

https://twitter.com/petehalvorsen/status/959994048835592193

https://twitter.com/fireproofsoph/status/959964947299164160

https://twitter.com/EmilyJohnnaL/status/959977103306510336

https://twitter.com/Jerryqm18/status/959938518259658752

https://twitter.com/hipnlip/status/959984590663372800

https://twitter.com/ShimadaChiara/status/959964523028451333

https://twitter.com/stevienicksy/status/959997241623752704

https://twitter.com/Googly83618359/status/960047988251832320

https://twitter.com/bkurbs/status/959985109133705218

Paul had been quiet for most of January, but as soon as it hit February 1, he was back.

In an exclusive interview with Good Morning America, he made more remarks about raising awareness and people needing to talk and all that.

Here’s a clip:

https://twitter.com/GMA/status/959044804737826816

Of course, as I mentioned, some people were more than happy to hear of his ‘comeback’.

https://twitter.com/shariq360/status/960057916916039680

https://twitter.com/ultpeach/status/960021887224041473

https://twitter.com/Logangfire/status/959928128557801472

https://twitter.com/AdianiNeeka/status/960088514393079808


A Question To Destroy All Mankind: Does A Straw Have One Hole Or Two?

A Question To Destroy All Mankind: Does A Straw Have One Hole Or Two?


Things got pretty tense on Twitter when users couldn’t agree on what most might think is a simple question – does a straw have one hole or two?

So far over 91,000 people have voted and/or commented on their take on the dilemma.

https://twitter.com/jessdrawz/status/957019656379801601

But before you take a side on this very important issue facing us today, here are some compelling arguments:

https://twitter.com/c0conutcoke/status/956130949045129216

https://twitter.com/JPhilJr/status/957682170113519617

https://twitter.com/genegoldstein/status/957020943464857600

And then of course we have those people who just not helping anyone.

https://twitter.com/ELEVENSIXTY/status/957063220568600576

Come on guys, don’t start that up again.

Basically, this is how the majority of us are feeling about it in 3 simple tweets:

https://twitter.com/liliuhms/status/957054834464628736

https://twitter.com/PuccaNoodles/status/957057207165579264

https://twitter.com/sashakimia/status/957342105596252161

HERE IS OUR POLL - LET US KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HOLES

[polldaddy poll=9930044]


This Is One Of The Best Nude Photos Of Kim Kardashian You’ll See This Hour

This Is One Of The Best Nude Photos Of Kim Kardashian You’ll See This Hour -

Well, here's one way to show off that new hairstyle. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian found herself in hot water for getting Fulani braids (a.k.a.) cornrows, with many people accusing her of cultural appropriation. But the reality TV star and mom of three didn't let that stop her from posting pictures of herself wearing her new braids, and not much else.

https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/958099226088452096

This certainly isn't the first time Kardashian has posted pictures of herself nude — just last week she Instagrammed a photo of herself lying naked in bed.

https://instagram.com/p/BeH5QRBlEIK/?utm_source=ig_embed

And on January 25, she posted a bathroom selfie where she's covering her nipples.

https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/956578888318042113

In fact, nude Kim Kardashian barely causes anyone to raise an eyebrow anymore. But this is definitely the most naked picture she's posted.

Responses were, as you might expect, mixed.

Some people were still upset about the Fulani braids.

https://twitter.com/sh00kerdaddy/status/958099432112906240

https://twitter.com/NickisMovie/status/958100566269464576

Others wondered why she felt the need to share the pic on the internet.

https://twitter.com/all4original/status/958102177985245184

https://twitter.com/carooduuuuuh/status/958105398342402048

And still others thought the fact that she's a mom made it not okay for her to pose for and post sexy pictures of herself.

https://twitter.com/alec_kwait/status/958099825303617536

What can we say? Another day, another naked Kim K.


15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

I’ve been on twitter for years and it never ceases to amaze me how every week I can find 15 new and hilarious tweets to share with you guys. Enjoy.

https://twitter.com/LizHackett/status/887517957907030016

 

https://twitter.com/eileencurtright/status/935733724519550978

 

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/519678628452257792

 

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/954979619421044736

 

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/336489912176103425

 

https://twitter.com/HRTSMRT/status/719254915714052096

 

https://twitter.com/AmberTozer/status/485447680487739392

 

https://twitter.com/HatfieldAnne/status/950507452017135621

 

https://twitter.com/curlycomedy/status/952690585739104256

 

https://twitter.com/Playing_Dad/status/840587123124248576

 

https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/954572903680425986

 

https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/951271487012573184

 

https://twitter.com/jessokfine/status/620374782727598080

 

https://twitter.com/MavenofHonor/status/885293991352303616

 

https://twitter.com/stevevsninjas/status/939305220466556929


18 Tweets That Show Our Rapidly Deteriorating Mental State

18 Tweets That Show Our Rapidly Deteriorating Mental State

Well gang, it’s the start of a new year, and thus a perfect time to contemplate whether or not our fragile mental states will manage to hold for another 365 days. Hopefully the signs aren't real red flags, but if Twitter is any indication, we’ve got some things to be worried about, mental health-wise…

 

https://twitter.com/hugvvarts/status/940764336976465922

https://twitter.com/beefman138/status/952886767094349825

https://twitter.com/hanxine/status/951195216316428288

https://twitter.com/NickNBeauty/status/945428685733195776

https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/950974280019279872

https://twitter.com/spiritbor3d/status/926484310999396353

https://twitter.com/imbasicwhoops/status/951671702622212097

https://twitter.com/scarypotato69/status/928814618683871232

https://twitter.com/KristaMCassidy/status/952753431592157184

https://twitter.com/ralphalexandr/status/849257906268770306

https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/861808496098127873

https://twitter.com/Racheldoesstuff/status/934481600615559168

https://twitter.com/grantire/status/941232829916069888

https://twitter.com/Unceremony/status/924366151731130369

https://twitter.com/colleentie/status/911008106154512385

https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/948206031091519488

https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3Adce44ec49eb788f5

https://twitter.com/shadesof666/status/849732780766441473

By the time 2019 rolls around we’ll all be restrained & drooling in a padded cell!