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Is Taylor Swift The Clone Of A High-Ranking Church Of Satan Priestess?

Is Taylor Swift The Clone Of A High-Ranking Church Of Satan Priestess?

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It’s no secret that Chaostrophic loves a good batshit celebrity conspiracy theory. So, you can imagine our delight when the internet began to notice a striking resemblance between Taylor Swift and Zeena LaVey, now known as Zeena Schreck, daughter of Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey and former church spokesperson.

Schreck left the church in 1990 and became estranged from her family, and, these days, she is a striking middle-aged redhead. But at the height of the Satanic panic ’80s, when she was constantly on talk shows defending her dad’s cult, she was a blonde with arched eyebrows, kind of like Swift. Well, a lot like Swift.

Given two blonde women happen to look like each other, that means they’d have to be clones, right?

This old “Good Morning LA” clip has been a lightning rod for internet comparisons between Swift and Schreck. The resemblance between the two has been internet fodder for a couple years, but it seems to be reaching critical mass now.

Naturally, the internet is having a blast drawing comparisons between a former high priestess for the CoS and a pop star shrewdly positioning herself as America’s sweetheart.

 

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Someone did an insane deep dive on the theory that the two women are connected but doing a Zapruder-level analysis of supposed Satanic and Illuminati symbols in the “Bad Blood” video.

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To the left #TaylorSwift to the right #ZeenaLaVey. Let's not overlook the uncanny resemblance between the two. Some say it's her #clone. The illuminati is known for doing this. They clone successful and influential people that will continue to carry out their sinister agenda for mankind ( keanu Reeves, mark zuckerberg, many other celebs) look into it. The video #badblood itself has a lot of satanic symbols and messages. Here it shows "catastrophe" (swift ) kicked out the window by "arsyn" ( #SelenaGomez). Then it shows swift getting her body reconstructed making her superhuman or maybe immortal. Hebrew #gematria word value for "zeena Taylor bad blood" is "identical twins" with a number value at "1330" which "33" is obviously associated with the illuminati. "Catastrophe" has an English #gematria word value of " devil horns" and "keanu Reeves" Coincidence?? "Arsyn" has a word value for "hexagram" and "funeral" ( swift appeared dead in the video ). #musicindustry #Rapindustry #fucktheelite #fuckthegovernment #Fuckthesystem #killuminati #newworlddissorder #ForbiddenKnowledge #exposingthetruth #exposed #MURIKKKA #nasalies #Flatearth #populationcontrol #angenda21 #entertainmentindustry #hollyweird #hellywood #politics #obama #hillary  #berniesanders #DonaldTrump #presidentialelection

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Here’s a delicious two minutes of crazy “proving” that the women are “Illuminati clones.”

Although these theories are fun, it’s pretty clear that they are all ridiculous and paranoid flights of fancy. Plus, we all know that Swift isn’t a clone, but a secret lizard person bent on world domination.

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