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If Ted Cruz needs campaign money he can make a quick million by living out a boyhood fantasy. The 2016 presidential candidate, who pulled off an upset win at the Iowa caucus, has been offered $1 million by Vivid Entertainment for him to star in a porn movie. The offer was not only to satisfy Vivid Entertainment’s curiosity and cause massive vomiting by viewers everywhere, but to also make a nearly 30 year dream come true for Cruz.

Vivid’s head Steve Hirsch said in a statement obtained by TMZ that he would “donate $1 million to your campaign through any Super Pac you want” if Cruz showed off his “sexual prowess for all the world to see.” Hirsch stated, “I noticed one goal was to be a porn star and I want to give you a chance to do just that.” The founder of the porn conglomerate even comes up with a catchy title for the movie, “Cruzin for Bush,” but I think an actual Ted Cruz slogan used by his staff (Seen in the photo above) also works splendidly.

Vivid Entertainment made Cruz this offer after old footage emerged of Cruz expressing interest in being in a “teen tit film.” Last month, a video from 1988 was released of a spry, young Ted Cruz who was a high school senior at the time on video being asked what his aspirations were, to which he replied, “Aspirations? What is that like sweat on my butt?” After the real fucking knee-slapper, Cruz answered the query by saying, “My aspiration is to, oh, I dunno, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know, he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop?” The presidential candidate added that his goals are to also “take over the world, world domination, be rich, powerful, that sorta stuff.”

Cruz had yet another odd encounter with porn back in 1996 when he had to gawk at hardcore explicit images with now-retired Justice Sandra Day O’Connor back when he was a clerk at the Supreme Court. Who would have thought that working at the Supreme Court could be so very titillating.

Cruz’s porn probably can’t be as huge as the Donald Trump porn.

 

 

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Ted Cruz Offered $1 Million To Be In Porn After Old Video Of Him Saying He’d Be In ‘Teen Tit Film’ Unearthed

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