The Ten Types Of Women Who’ll Make You Want To Quit Facebook

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The Women You Should Avoid On Facebook

There’s an actual study that reveals that lonely women tend to post, comment and “Like” more often on Facebook, as well as share more personal or intimate information publicly. What does that mean for you? If a girl’s updating her status non-stop, it could be a sign of neediness — or just a sign that she’s available.

One benefit of digital courtship is that it gives you a chance to spot any red flags before you’ve invested any real time or effort with a new woman. For instance, if your new love interest has a mean streak, it’ll probably come out somewhere on her Facebook profile. The same applies if she’s still hung up on her ex or hits the bottle a little too often.

Once you know how to spot the clues, you can decide if the woman you found online is really the type you’re looking for. (Of course, you’d better bet they’re doing the same thing when it comes to your profile, so count this as fair warning.)

10. The Overly Dramatic Girl

Cryptic, attention-seeking messages should tell you that the woman you’re interested in is likely passive-aggressive and high maintenance.

9. The Insecure Girl

A woman who posts about how ugly she feels either has serious self-esteem issues or is so desperate for praise that she’ll regularly fish for compliments on Facebook.

8. The Heavy Drinker

Sure, she sounds like a good time — the kind of girl who’ll lead a drunken singalong at a packed bar. But she won’t be nearly as cute when you’re cleaning puke out of her hair or trying to win an argument with her while she’s sh*tfaced.

7. The Spiritual Catchphrase Girl

We respect a woman who makes a concerted effort to improve herself. Peddling spiritual mumbo-jumbo in a status update doesn’t qualify — in the same way that putting on a policeman’s uniform doesn’t make you a cop

6. The Ex Stalker

Any mention of an ex-boyfriend should immediately freeze your intentions with a new girl. If she’s bashing her ex all over her profile, she hasn’t gotten over him. Move on.

5. The Serial Complainer

If the woman you’re wooing is so offended over a traffic jam or a snooty barista that she needs to vent rage all over her Facebook, then there’s a good chance she’s a serial complainer who gets off on being miserable.

4. The Super-Religious Girl

Statuses that praise God tend to come from a woman who’ll never allow you to take the top spot in her heart. That spot belongs to God, and you definitely can’t compete with God.

3. The Ultimatum Giver

For some people, offering an opinion just isn’t enough. They need to follow it up with an ultimatum — like, “If you agree with same-sex marriage, then go ahead and unfriend me right now!” Do yourself a favor. Take the bait. Unfriend her.

2. The Confrontational Girl

Similar to the Ultimatum Giver, the Confrontational Girl seems to seek out and thrive on conflict. Any arguments with her will eventually boil down to who can scream louder and longer. You’ve been warned.

1. The Manic Pixie

Yup, she’s sweet and genuine. But, really, how long until her ridiculous level of excitement about every little thing starts to drive you insane? I mean, come on, seeing a purple butterfly is really not that random!

The Ten Types Of Women Who’ll Make You Want To Quit Facebook


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