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The 12 Best Superhero Butts

Super heroes are here to save the day and, judging by their skin-tight clothing, look good while doing it. It’s no surprise that being rescued by someone who is at their peak physical form just feels so much more special, and nowadays, peak physical form equals BOOTY. And so, here are the best superhero butts for your consideration:

 

Nightwing

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Nightwing is the undisputed king of man-butt. The amount of Nightwing butt images online is staggering, really. When he was training with Batman, he must have done extra squats.

 

Spider Woman

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This cover of Spider Woman is essentially a still from Nikki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video. And if you haven’t seen “Anaconda”, stop what you’re doing, watch it, realize that subtlety is a lost art form, and know your life is better this way.

 

The Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner)

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This photo might be a trick of the light, but either way, the artist had to seriously consider making his cheeks pop out into the sunshine under an otherwise shady torso.

 

Black Canary

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It’s nice to see Black Canary taking the time to appreciate that she’s an absurd hottie. Why she’s doing it in what looks like a crack-den is unknown.

 

Plastic Man

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Choosing Plastic Man is kind of unfair since he can literally change the size and dimensions of his body at will. But in this case, changed his body where it counts. They should change his name to Plasstic Man, know what I’m saying?

 

Colossus

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HE LITERALLY HAS BUNS OF STEEL.

 

Spider-Man

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Spider-Man has a cute butt. Captain America is creepily close. Coincidence? I think not.

 

She-Hulk

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When she turns into She-Hulk, does her butt hulk-out too, or is it always that glorious?

 

The Flash

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With the name “The Flash”, you’d think he’d flash the butt at least once. Oh well. We hate to watch the Flash leave, but we love to watch him go (just wish he was slower about it).

 

Rogue

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Rogue can copy the abilities of other mutants, so she must have copied the abilities of some giant butt mutant that we haven’t heard enough about.

 

Psylocke

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Oh shoot. I think Rogue copied Psylocke.

 

Wolverine

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Wolverine is really rocking those dad jeans. Not even his adamantium claws can pierce dat butt.

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