The 20 Most Half-Assed Jobs Ever Done

What, you want me to write an intro to this article? But it’s almost lunchtime! Fiiiiiine. The good people over at /r/NotMyJob, the source of most of these images, are all about collecting pictures of jobs so half-assed you’ll swear that (JOKE HERE, WILL WRITE LATER). Check ‘em out!

We’ll put up a reflector, people can drive around it.

not my job road post

It’s not my job to figure out where the ceiling fan goes.

They said put up a wall, they didn’t say move a sign.

not my job sign cut off


I’m a contractor, not a lumberjack!

not my job bike lane


Yeah, I can give him a new haircut in Photoshop, but lunch is in five minutes.

not my job hair shop


It’s still technically lemon water.

not my job lemons


There’s no spell check on these signs, and if you think I’m gonna get a dictionary you can talk to my union rep.

not my job fallow


You said put the shirt on the mannequin, I put the shirt on the mannequin.

not my job shirt


I just paint the buildings. You want a weather forecast, watch the news.

not my job paint


The candy’s in the machine, what more do you want?

not my job candy


At least it’ll keep out video game characters.

not my job fence


You asked for a plumber, not a guy who moves clocks around.

not my job pipe

This is the line-painters’ union, not animal control.

not my job raccoon


We’re the bricklayers, not the line-painters’ union.

not my job line painter


You said “accessible entrance”. I don’t know what’s more accessible than stairs.

not my job handicap


We did him a favor, it looks cooler this way.

not my job bike paint

I followed the blueprints exactly. Their deaths are on your hands.

not my job railroad


People can walk around it.

not my job fire hydrant

What do you think I am, some kind of tree-mover?

not my job branch


We figured, no one told us to move it, maybe you want to watch it in both rooms.

not my job TV


The 20 Most Half-Assed Jobs Ever Done

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