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The Aquaman Dildo Is Here Along With A Multitude Of Other Super Hero Sex Toys

 

 

 

We know that people were thirsty for Jason Momoa, but we didn’t know they were THIS thirsty.

Australian company Geeky Sex Toys (tagline: Toys for the Naughty Nerd) has released a limited addition Aquaman dildo that is guaranteed to get you…um…wet.

The dildo pays tribute to the original dorky color scheme from the comics, which is slightly more rugged in the Momoa version.

 

The dildo is of course called the “Aquamoan,” and only 500 available, so if you want to dive in, order now.

 

 

 

 

 

It looks like it has a suction cup and can stick to your shower wall so you can have fun with Aquaman in the water.

 

 

The Aquamoan joins fellow Justice League members, Batt-Plug and Supercock.

 

 

Other highlights from this cursed company include a Pikachu butt plug, a dildo at the end of Thor’s hammer, and a Tardis “tard-ass” for Doctor Who fans yearning to be flogged.

 

If you’re horny for superheroes but prefer Marvel Comics to DC, good news!

There’s both the Orgasms of the Galaxy…

…and The Avengers: Pleasure War.

 

Have fun, nerds!

 

 

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