The Breast Jokes Online



Today we were a little bored so we started throwing around some boob puns and jokes.  These were the breast we could come up with. Don’t judge us for being boob lovers.





I once dated a girl with one boob bigger than the other.

She entered a wet T-shirt competition and came first and third.


A new study has revealed that women with big boobs are smarter than women with smaller boobs.

Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasn’t really listening.


Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.




Q: What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: “If we don’t get some support here people are going to think we’re nuts.”

Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.









Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?

A: You’re my breast friend.

Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?

A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.

A tech company is developing computer chips that store music in women’s breast implants.

A company spokesperson declared this is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their boobs without listening to them.

Boobs are like women. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake. But we’d touch em’ all

Q: What is the origin of the word “Boob”?

A: The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, the “b” is the side view.

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