The “Build Your Perfect Man/Woman” Meme Will Make You Reconsider Your Priorities
Obviously, the whole point of these is to demonstrate how you are never going to get everything you’re looking for out of someone, and to gameify choosing what qualities are most important to you and which ones you’re most OK settling for.
Twitter has taken this format and brought it to a new level, parodying it by giving you a budget that really only gets you one type of man/woman:
Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd:
Smart $5,000
Funny $70
Athletic $150
Looks like waluigi $2
Acts like waluigi $3— Baby Weasel (@adda_boi) January 13, 2017
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 – works out
$200 – smart
$400 – smells nice
$70 – has a job
$10 – is a mouse named stuart
$5 – owns a red convertible
$500 – over 6 feet tall— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) April 23, 2018
ladies you have $5 to build your perfect man
$50 – gets along with your family
$20 – financially stable
$1 – is the Trash Man
$1 – comes out, throws trash all over the ring
$1 – starts eating garbage
$1 – picks up the trash can
$1 – bashs the guy on the head
$40 – good at sex— T/yler, the Internship Haver (@woodmasterfresh) April 26, 2018
Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man.
$100 – funny
$300 – smart
$5 – wants you to guess which part of his body he named Pickle Rick
$200 – attractive— Roxi Horror ?? (@roxiqt) April 24, 2018
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man
$400 loyal
$150 rich
$500 funny
$3 actually not a man at all
$2 lesbian
$250 good looking— jaden (@jadentodd12) April 26, 2018
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$99 – is kind
$200 – dresses nice
$85 – has good hair
$10 – never made it as a wise man
$4- couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing
$1- is Chad Kroeger
$500 – over 6 feet tall— Nickelblake (@dempsters15) April 26, 2018
fellas you have $15 to spend on the perfect girl
$300 – works out
$200 – smart
$400 – smells nice
$70 – kind
$10 – is a cartoon
$5 – has huge anime tiddies
$500 – faithful— justin (@jnudey) April 25, 2018
you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 – is well read
$200 – smells terrific
$400 – snappy dresser
$10 – fights for the love of his life
$4 – has solid relationship with his best friend
$1 – is shrek
$500 – human— Netflix US (@netflix) April 26, 2018
Ladies you have $15 to build the perfect man.
Please instead put that $ in your Roth IRA.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 26, 2018
fellas you have $5 to build the perfect girl
$1 she’s
$1 reading
$1 this
$1 right
$1 now— noted pacers fan, will lepper (@HeisenBarry) April 25, 2018
Ladies you have $5 to build yourself the perfect man.
$200 – handsome
$500 – rich
$100 – tall
$3 – yodels
$2 – loves Walmart
$300 – polite— Ren (@GameIikeEA) April 24, 2018
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 – works out
$200 – smart
$400 – smells nice
$70 – has a good job
$10 – mayor of flavor town
$5 – frosted tips
$500 – over 6 feet tall— ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE (@isiahxmartin) April 24, 2018
Ladies u have $5 to build the perfect man-
$100- validates ur feelings
$700- laughs at all of ur jokes
$600- looks like John Krasinski
$5- you keep your five dollars and instead go get a 4 for $4 at your local Wendy’s
$400- Scratches back whenever u fricken want— gabs (@GabrielleMcKeon) April 26, 2018
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 – works out
$200 – smart
$400 – smells nice
$70 – has a job
$10 – owns a pawn shop
$5 – never knows what’s gonna come through that door
$500 – over 6 feet tall— Natalie Ray (@_natalieray) April 24, 2018
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man
$300 – tall
$200 – smart
$400 – has a good job
$1 – is a rat
$3 – is a chef
$1 – His name is Ratatouille
$500 – attractive— e (@2hourbrows) April 24, 2018
you have $15 to spend on the perfect poet
$300 – poignantly captures the grief and joy of survival
$200 – uses narrative as an agent of re-imagination
$400 – compassionate, elegiac lyric gently pushing you forward
$10 – is your roommate
$5 – ate your plums
$500 – over 6 ft tall— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 26, 2018
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man
$970000 – lots of money
$679000 – big dick
$2 – this love has taken its toll on me
$70000 – nice
$3 – she said goodbye too many times before
— bauhausfanaccoun jameson enema extravaganza ☝?? (@hypedresonance) April 24, 2018
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man
$100 – handsome
$200 – smart
$600 – tall
$3 – can swallow an apple without chewing
$2 – name rhymes with shar shar shminks
$500 – loving— boo yah hotdog (@scant_alpaca) April 24, 2018
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man:
$300 – average looks
$200 – likes guy fieri
$600 – can do razor scooter tricks
$1- soundcloud rapper
$1- pops xans for breakfast
$2 – plays fortnite but has no victory royales
$500 – doesn’t sell meth or any other hard drugs— tayyy??? (@taysquires) April 24, 2018
