Sex is both incredibly intimate and insanely gross. It’s the closest two people can be, completely exposed emotionally and physically, each trying to give the other their most primal desires. It’s also jammin’ genitals together and gross fluids everywhere and your weird lumpy body all out with nothing to hide it. And that’s why a little bit of alcohol oils the gears of lovemaking so well – lower your inhibition just enough to make each part a litttttttle more palatable.
Sometimes in a relationship, you get to the point where you both have busy schedules and you REALLY need to make sure you do the ol’ genital-mash tango on certain occasions, like anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, and The One Day Where Neither Of Us Has To Wake Up Early The Next Day So We Are Gonna Fuck Come Hell Or High Water.
Ugggggh there’s nothing on TV and there’s nothing on Netflix and it’s cold outside and sorta cold in here but the heater’s busted soooooooooo…
Whoa! New person in bed with you and you’re kissin’ WAY hard and you both know where this is goin’ – a one way ticket to genital-mash city. The excitement of a new person, the adrenaline of not knowing what kinda hand stuff they’re into, and the unrelenting terror that you’re WAY WORSE at this than literally everyone else they’ve ever been with.
After a while, any sexual relationship can get a little stale – so both partners make an active attempt to spice it up by trying new uncomfortable positions, wearing new uncomfortable underwear, and sticking things in new uncomfortable holes.
Whether you’re AirBnBin’, at one of your parents house for the holidays, or staying in a hotel for a wedding and/or vacation, there’s something incredibly erotic about the idea other people can hear your gross sex grunts (and knowing you won’t be entirely responsible for cleaning the sheets afterwards).
The Pros and Cons of Every Type of Sex