The Seabreacher Sailfish has a retractable snorkel so it can perform high-speed barrel rolls and sustained dives. Obviously I want one, but it’s out of my personal watercraft budget right now. Just a few days ago my credit card got declined trying to buy some of those foam water noodles. Tonight, I’ll be eating an incredible dinner made from tears and imagination, it’s going to be awesome. If anyone wants to join me I’ll be the one sleeping under the bridge stealing people’s wifi.
THE SEABREACHER SAILFISH IS HALF JET SKI, AND HALF SUBMARINE – ONLY $100,000!