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THE TOP 5 SMARTEST PORN STARS

Porn stars don’t always get the best rap when it comes to education and intelligence, but these five women are proving everyone wrong.

When people think of porn stars they usually don’t think of big brains.  Coming as no surprise, since we stereotype all occupations anyway. For example: construction men are womanizers, stock brokers are coke heads, and Youtubers are the luckiest motherfuckers around.  Which leaves adult film stars to be labeled as young, dumb, and uneducated.

Since many of my most successful articles have been related to the adult film industry (you horn-dogs), I felt it my duty to represent and defend some of our time’s most intelligent naked stars.  Turns out, just because Debbie Did Dallas and had a gang bang doesn’t mean Debbie didn’t get a degree, or three.

Here are 5 extremely smart porn stars with bigger breasts and brains than you.

Shy Love

How does one find time to get two master degrees and make over 200 adult films? Who the hell knows, but somehow Shy Love did just that.  Graduating high school at just 16 she went on to obtain her first master’s in Accounting.  She didn’t stop there though, Love then went on to get her second master’s degree in taxation by attending night school, all the while working full time at a pet pharmaceutical company.  Since then she has founded her own talent agency and is part owner of a nightclub in Colorado Springs.  The perfect example of a porn star smarter than you.

Asia Carrera

Asia Carrera is not just beautiful, busty, and big brained, she is also a child piano prodigy who performed twice at Carnegie Hall before she was 15 years old.  She then went on to teach english at a college in Japan and won a National Merit Scholarship for her SAT scores of 1440 and a full academic scholarship to Rutgers University.  While she didn’t graduate, she is said to have an IQ of 156, just four points lower than Einstein.  To top off this insane list of accomplishments, Carrera has also made an appearance in over 400 adult films and won multiple awards, making her vagina just as impressive as her intelligence.

Tera Patrick

Tera Patrick, one of my favorite entrepreneur porn stars, is not just beauty and tattoos.  While her scholarly achievements may not be as grand as the other women on this list, her determination is admirable.  In addition to being one of the most popular porn stars with over 150 adult films under her garter-belt, Tera also has a degree in both Microbiology and Nursing.  She is a certified EMT, published author, and founder of her own production company, TeraVision Inc.

T.J. Hart

T.J. Hart is a force to be reckoned with.  While most probably know her as the MILF of the porn industry with over 245 films, T.J. Hart is so much more.  She graduated with a triple, yes TRIPLE major in art, psychology, and sociology and minor in early childhood education from the University of Colorado.  Best part is, she didn’t use her hard-earned porn paychecks to get her through those expensive college years; her adult film career didn’t start until she was 30-years-old.

Annie Sprinkle

Annie Sprinkle is a woman of many (many) trades.  While most of her accomplishments are sexually related, they do not include her 200 adult films.  Annie has worked as an editor and writer, producer, and sex-positive feminist. She has a degree in Photography and earned her doctorate in Human Sexuality in 1992 from the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in California.  Annie Sprinkle’s life thus far has been so affluent that her work in women studies, film, and theater is being studied at universities across the country.  That right there makes her the Boss Bitch of porn stars.

 

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