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THE WORLD FINALLY HAS ITS FIRST SEX-THEMED AMUSEMENT PARK AND IT’S CALLED EROTIKALAND

If you have ever wanted to visit a theme park, but could never find one with enough sex-related rides and attractions then ErotikaLand is going to be right up your alley.

Of course you could always visit Love Land, another sex-related theme park in Jeju, South Korea (pictured above), but this one in Brazil will at least be closer.

Naturally, not everyone in Brazil is on board with ErotikaLand coming to town.

 

Reports the New York Times

Entrepreneurs in Brazil are seeking to build an adults-only theme park called ErotikaLand near the city of Piracicaba, about two hours’ drive from São Paulo, and they hope to open its doors by 2018. But the project is setting off debate over public displays of sexuality in Brazil, where Carnival celebrations feature scantily clad dancers and thousands of short-stay love motels strive to please an exacting clientele.

“We cannot be known as the capital of sex,” Matheus Erler, a member of the Christian Socialist Party who leads the Piracicaba City Council, told reporters. He said he was worried that the park would attract “debauched individuals.”

A sex-related them park attracting “debauched individuals?” C’mon, what are the chances of that happening?

The park is planning a museum that explores the history of sexuality, employees there will promote the use of condoms and there will be a Ferris wheel, water slide, and “sex playground.”

Sounds fun.

The man behind the drive to build this park, Mauro Morata, says about the park, “This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Sadly, I guess, actual sex will not be allowed in the park.

“If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate,” says Morata.

So, who’s ready for a road trip?

As for those who apply to be maids at the motel next door, may God have mercy on their souls.

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