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Tinder Playboy Walks Blindly Into A Shit Storm After Accidentally Adding 256 ‘Girlfriends’ To WhatsApp Group

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If you’re going to keep the digits of all the chicks you meet on Tinder then you really, truly, REALLY. need to make sure you don’t fuck up and somehow add them all to the same WhatsApp chat group. This is basically ‘Level 1’ advice (aka common sense) for anyone trying to juggle more than one chick at the same time.

Well, this isn’t a story about common sense, this is a story about a 40-year-old dude named Gerald Kitching who has been telling chicks he’s a sex therapist while plowing through big numbers on Tinder. At one point he accidentally added 250 of these ‘girlfriends’ of his to the same WhatsApp group while diving face first into a river of shit:

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According to TheLadBible.com, the chicks proceeded to roast the ever living shit out of this dude for hours:

The girls went on to share stories and lines they’d been on the receiving end of, taking the piss out of ‘creepy’ Kitching who had been fronting as a sex therapist.
He had gathered the connections on dating apps like Tinder, Plenty of Fish and Match.
The group was apparently made by accident. Kitching was apparently deleting the girls’ contacts off his phone when he created the WhatsApp group.
Kitching, trying to salvage his reputation, typed: “Glad I am getting roasted now.”

Apparently, this dude’s also got two LinkedIn profiles for the name ‘Gerald Kitching’, one where he’s essentially Michael Scott at Dunder Mifflin managing a paper office and another, presumably the fake one, where he’s a sex therapist. It’s pretty remarkable to see dudes go to lengths like this just to get laid only to have it all blow up in their faces. Whatever happened to just being ridiculously good looking and suave? It’s always worked for me.

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