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Tinder’s Most Right-Swiped Man Has Some Important Rules For You To Follow

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If anyone knows the secret to finding love online, it’s Stefan-Pierre Tomlin, who was named Tinder’s “most right-swiped” man last year.

The 27-year-old model is now in a relationship with 25-year-old Gemma Fowler, whom he met on the dating app on Valentine’s Day in 2017 after a two-year-long stint of being single.

Working as a TV presenter and social media influencer, Tomlin dubs himself a “dating expert” and champions online dating as the best way to find love today.

A self-described dating expert (well you would, wouldn’t you?), Stefan-Pierre has told The Independent his golden rules for getting those all-important Tinder matches.

“Try to be funny or intriguing so it invites people to open a conversation. Women love funny guys, so inject some humor and it will definitely boost your profile.”

Ah yes, but what if, like a normal person, they don’t want to read your bio? No worries, Mr. Tomlin has photo tips as well.

“Food in your mouth is a big no. Avoid group photos in the first three pictures and don’t be afraid to add ones with pets, some people think they’re cute!’

“Try to make every picture a different scenario, so not all clubbing or holidays — change it up. Include some where you look smart and others where you look more casual.”

The man’s a god damn genius! Pets! No eating! No group photos!

So we’ve got this far, she is loving the photos of you lonely, starving, and surrounded by a petting zoo. What about, ya know, actually talking to her?

Stefan-Pierre says the key is to find topics you guys have in common (you can glean this information from reading her profile) and then be ready for the first interaction with already prepared topics, much like getting ready for a job interview or having the daily habits of a serial killer.

And, of course,:

“Never talk about exes,” he adds, “or places you have been with an ex.”

Just as well you never took your ex anywhere, right? Now who’s the selfish idiot?!

Our dating expert continues:

“If the conversation is moving forward, try to arrange to meet as quickly as you can, otherwise the butterfly buzz feeling may dissolve. A couple of days should give you enough time to work out if this is someone you see potential with, but a week is too long.”

Butterfly buzz feeling may dissolve? Man, I miss drugs.

Anyway, if you follow these tips and don’t haven’t least 200 girls wanting you by now then quite frankly you suck and it’s all your fault!

As our hero helpfully concludes:

“Try to be unique and think of ways to stand out from the millions of others on there”

Or be good looking.

I’d go with that.

 

2 replies on “Tinder’s Most Right-Swiped Man Has Some Important Rules For You To Follow”

I’m betting he is also an accomplished physical/mental abuser who finds it easier to collect victims off the internet..

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