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The NFL kicked off its 2015 season last night and college football is already in full swing, so that means it’s time for a lot of your priorities to change. Being outdoors and with loved ones will now seem overrated, and the good news is you don’t have to feel bad about that. Because you are not alone. Here are the top 10 things you — and millions of others — stop doing once football season begins.

10. Eating anything green.
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You struggled all summer long to maintain a somewhat healthy diet to show off your beach bod. You’ve earned a 5-month break from eating greens (unless deep fried pickles count).

9. Working after 3 p.m.
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You have four fantasy football teams and a survivor pool to manage. Everything your boss needs can wait until tomorrow morning (probably).

8. Showering regularly.
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You’ll squeeze one in between games eventually.

7. Attending Wednesday night spin class.
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Sure, there may not be any meaningful football to watch on this one day of the week, but it’s the only evening you can catch up on all the shows on your DVR!

6. Calling your parents.
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Unless your favorite team just won on a miracle play to make the playoffs, Dad can wait to talk to you until the next family get-together. And Mom has her books to keep her company.

5. Reporting local crimes to the authorities.
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It’s just a little harmless vandalism across the street. And a couple minor B&E’s down the block. A call to the police will take way too long and they probably won’t catch the guys anyway, so you’re better off watching NFL Network highlights endlessly instead.

4. Going to church.
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It’s OK. God will still be there after Super Bowl 50.

3. Listening to things that aren’t the TV.
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This includes your wife’s or girlfriend’s requests, your friends’ stories about their recent vacations, screams from the neighbors and generally any of your surroundings that don’t affect you physically.

2. Pretending to care about politics.
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Finally, there is something more entertaining in the news than Trump. It’s not that the well-being of our country is unimportant to you, but HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT CATCH?!

1. Kissing your kids goodnight.
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Of course you love little Billy and Suzy, but these primetime games last way past their bedtime, and Mom has enough love to go around. Besides, your kids will thank you when you hit your 4-team parlay on the MNF game and can afford to take them out for ice cream for once.

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TOP 10 THINGS YOU STOP DOING ONCE FOOTBALL SEASON BEGINS

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