The Top 5 Silly, Pointless And Fun Mobile Games

The smartphone has truly revolutionised the world. It’s estimated that over two billion people have a smartphone, which is staggering to think about. These devices, connected to the world wide web, give literally billions of people near-instantaneous access to practically the entire collective knowledge of the human race now and for all the years gone by.

Oh, and also you can use them to just play the ever-loving hell out of a ton of games.

Because mobile gaming is so popular and so easy to become involved in, there’s no shortage of games out there. Some are arcade classics; some are innovative and genius titles on par with any console; others are super-addictive minigames that everyone can enjoy.

These, however, are just plain silly. Here are our favourite silly mobile games that are a whole heap of fun!


Tofu Hunter

Category: Arcade

Price: Free (with in-app purchases)

Developer: [adult swim] games

About: Next time you see a self-righteous vegetarian chowing down on their tofu stir-fry, thinking they’re better than you because no innocent animals died to sate their bloodlust, shove this awesome mobile game in their face!

Tofu has a face, and hopes, and dreams, and… antlers? In this game, you’ll stalk some soy-based creatures on hunts around the world in a variety of environments. You can earn special weapons and upgrades as you bag and tag more and more tofu.


Slots 777 Casino – Dragonplay™

Category: Casino

Price: Free (with in-app purchases)

Developer: Scientific Games Interactive

About: If you know the weird and wonderful world of free online slots you will like this slots game that comes to your mobile by way of Slots 777 Casino – Dragonplay™. You want weird, wacky games? You got it. In Slots, you make a bet on various numbers of pay lines and spin the reels; if you match symbols, you get a win or even a bonus mini-game.

Doesn’t sound too silly to you? Well, that’s because you haven’t seen the strange themes these games take on. Dive underwater and play Slots in Atlantis before switching over and heading into the jungle to spin the reels. Maybe you can play a country music concert as you bet? There are all sorts of wacky themes available in this multi-game app.



Category: Sports

Price: €0.66

Developer: Noodlecake Studios Inc.

About: QWOP is one of the silliest, most frustrating and more addictive games you can play on your mobile. Originally an online mini-game, it has now come to mobile with five different game modes and the most hilarious physics engine of all mobile games.

QWOP is a game in which you control an Olympic sprinter. It is so named because the Q and W keys control the left and right thigh muscles while the O and P keys control the calves. You must sequentially tap them to get him to run – be prepared to fail many, many, many times over before you get the hang of it!


Toilet Treasures

Category: Casual

Price: Free (with in-app purchases)

Developer: Tapps Games

About: Part of the mainstream appeal of gaming is the immersion in a different world, doing things you would never do and living vicariously through powerful characters on their great adventures. This game is not one of those games. This is a game about plunging toilets.

There’s more to it than you think, but admittedly not much more. You take control of a plunger and must use it to unblock the pipes below the toilet to see what sort of weird and wonderful things you can find. You won’t find what you’re thinking; you can pull up anything from garden gnomes to beavers to ancient golden swords.


Send Me To Heaven

Category: Sports

Price: Free*

Developer: Carrot Pop

About: The games above are pretty silly, but this one definitely takes the biscuit in terms of silliness and pointlessness! The category is sports, which is kind of accurate. Send Me To Heaven, or S.M.T.H. as you’ll find it listed, is a very simple mobile game. In fact, it is literally a mobile game and one of the simplest that there is.

All you have to do is throw your phone in the air as high as you can. A sensor within the phone records the altitude, and you’ll get a high score if you throw your phone higher than your previous best. What could possibly go wrong?

*We say “free” but it might result in you having to buy a new phone!


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