The Trend #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Is Guaranteed To Make Your Manhood Shrivel Into A Raisin
For those of you who’ve had sex, I heard there are a number of things that can make it awkward–from penis paranoia to one’s insistence on playing Clay Aiken’s debut album in the background. Sex is just as much about overcoming the speed bumps as it is about pure pleasure. ‘Is she enjoying this?’ ‘Does she mind me sweating all over her?’ ‘My triceps are getting tired in missionary.’ ‘I should talk dirty.’ ‘I’m never talking dirty again.’ These are all hurdles men must overcome to be the best lovers they can be, and some men will go to their graves thinking about that dirty talk that fell on deaf ears.
The Twitter hashtag #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is trending on the world wide web, and although I’m usually not a big fan of these hashtag things, this one hit too close to home to not share with you. Enjoy.
Your sister was way tighter
— 丂卄乇乇乃 (@SwisherSoSweet) March 23, 2017
— Chief Q 🌴 (@ggpeteq) March 23, 2017
Grandma died in this room.
— Rambo (@dicerwow) March 23, 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words I knit my own condoms
— funk all day (@funkygreens) March 23, 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words PUT A BIRD ON IT.
— Portlandia (@portlandia) March 23, 2017
Please answer this satisfaction survey
— Daniel Gelbart (@lvgelbart) March 23, 2017
your dick is so cute pic.twitter.com/YHcrjMHHtD
— Queen B (@TheBigestFandom) March 23, 2017
The money's on the table.
— Dave Matt (@davematt88) March 23, 2017
— Glenn C (@IamBigTime67) March 23, 2017
Didn't mean to wake you. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Hop von Squätch (@Hop_Squatch) March 23, 2017