True Love Is This Woman Quitting Her Job To Breastfeed Her BF Every Two Hours
shutterstock_60504643It’s amazing how you can spend so much time in this world and there are things that, not only will you completely miss out, you’ll never even know what you’re missing out on. Even in the Internet age, the world is just too big. It’s like Disney World. You could go there everyday for your entire life and you’ll always miss something new, no matter how hard you’ve tried.

Which is exactly my thoughts while reading this story about Jennifer Mulford who, after entering an Adult Breastfeeding/Nursing Relationship, quit her job as a bartender in order to breastfeed her boyfriend, Brad, every two hours.

Via New York Post:

“Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk. Jennifer was single when she stumbled across a website about ABR.

She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious.”

“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”

Jennifer, from Atlanta, started searching for men who would be open to the idea of adult breastfeeding.

“When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with. I used dating sites, put messages on ABR forums and even put an advert on Craigslist, but I drew a blank. I started to think I’d never get to try adult breastfeeding.”

Yep, you read that correctly. Anyone can do this. All you have to do is sign up on a website. Like this one:


Or this one:


That second one you can even share your profile on social media, just in case one of your old flames from high-school wants you to suck your way to her heart through her boobs. However, like Tinder, these two databases don’t guarantee a match, so sometimes you may have widen your search to people you used to share a bed with. Like Jenny did.

“Finally, she started chatting about the idea one night with Brad, an old boyfriend from school.

“We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships. I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding — and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.

Thankfully, Brad was instantly open to the idea: “It was like a light switch flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.”

He started doing his own research into ABR and they soon became more than just friends.

She said: “At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life. “We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.”

Because Jennifer hadn’t breastfed for over 20 years, she had no milk to feed Brad. The couple need to induce lactation by dry-feeding and pumping her breasts every two hours, just as if she was feeding a baby.”

Savage move on Brad’s part. “Yeah I like girls with big boobs. And, you know, if I have to use my mouth to play with your boobs, I will. If that’s what you really want. I’ll bear that cross to make you happy.” A real hero, Brad. We need people like you, unafraid to take on society’s burdens of drinking a little breastmilk in order to show the world what true love is. And he’s the lucky one. He scooped up Jenny, a woman willing to bond in this way. There are plenty of dude out there still looking for love this deep. Just look at these guys on Craigslist.




Fuck, these dudes are lonely. They’d jump at the opportunity to even sniff the kind of relationship that Jen and Brad have. I mean, at the end of the day, isn’t that what we’re all looking for? Unrequited love? A bond that can’t broken? Sharing parts of each other with each other. Hell, that’s what I want. So what the hell, I’ll give it a whirl. I’m not lonely, persay, but I may eat more meals out with my mom than with girls who are my own age/didn’t give birth to me. What’s the worst that could happen? No one answers. That happens every time I post in a group chat.


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