Trump Pumpkins Are Here To Make Halloween Great



To make the pumpkin everyman even more insecure, a wave of people have been carving the greatest pumpkins in the world.

Make Halloween scary again #Trumpkin

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(Some people have been sharing these since last year, but they are too good to not include.)
Admire the artistry! The detail!


They capture the essence of the man behind the gourd.
Like his lip curl,

Donald Trumpkin

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And that trademark hair.


John Kettman’s innovative use of paint here is YUUUGELY successful.


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The greatest!

By far, the ABSOLUTE best pumpkin I’ve ever seen.

When pumpkin carving gets political #donaldtrumpkin

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“Donald Trumpkin, President of the United States of America.”

Donald Trumpkin ??? #yourefired #trump2016 #trumpkin #? #halloween

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Even this admitted failure is brilliant.

What happens when you and your family Fail at making the #Trumpkin ???

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#donaldtrumpkin #makehalloweengreatagain

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Disaffected Trumpkin.

Happy Halloween weekend! Let the #trumpkin festivities begin

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"Grab them by the pussy" #donaldtrumpkin that fuckin guy

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Spooooooky Trumpkin.

Scariest thing I've seen this Halloween. #trumpkin ? ?

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Hillary pumpkins (Clumpkins? Hillkins?) are also making the rounds.


2016 showdown!

#Hillary v #Trumpkin The Ultimate Debate Showdown. #debate #election2016 #halloween #Hillary

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Our first Entry in the @normandyperk Barista designed Pumpkin Voting #Trumpkin

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Can America just do some carving instead of watching the next debate?


Serious question.

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